We urgently need five humorous jokes that are suitable for broadcasting on campus. Each one is about three minutes. We urgently need them! ! ! ! !

1. The teacher often asks everyone to stretch out their hands to check whether they smoke, and then she smells them until she checks me. I reluctantly put my hand under her nose.

I saw her saying quietly: Remember to wash your hands when going to the toilet in the future.

2. When I was a sophomore in high school, my class teacher was a wretched middle-aged man with glasses. During self-study in the evening, he always secretly caught the classmates who were talking.

One night, he quietly stuck his head out of the old-fashioned window with anti-theft iron bars and suddenly roared: "Whoever talks about it anymore, get out!"

The whole class suddenly fell silent.

A minute later his faint voice floated above the head: "Well, my head is stuck here and I can't get out. Can any of you help me?"

3. During the college entrance examination, In order to reduce noise, construction sites across the city have taken the initiative to stop work. This move has been unanimously praised by all sectors of society.

Reporter interview: "Wouldn't this delay the progress of the project?"

In response to this, Master Zhou, the head contractor, said with a simple smile: "It doesn't matter, everything is for the candidates! No. It will delay the construction period. Anyway, a large number of people will come to the construction site to move bricks after they finish the exam, and they may be able to finish the work ahead of time."

4. One night it was a physics evening self-study, and the teacher was on the podium. When I was salivating, I suddenly rushed towards the female classmate in the row behind me and confiscated the comic book in her physics book on the spot.

The whole class was stunned and exclaimed that the teacher had developed clairvoyance.

Unexpectedly, the teacher said on the spot: "I wanted to cry when I looked at the physics book, but she actually laughed while reading it!"

5. After the geography exam, the classmate passed All very bad. The geography teacher was furious: How many points did you get for the 40-point fill-in-the-blank question? very? Twenty points? Everyone who scored between ten and twenty points on the fill-in-the-blank questions asked me to copy the test paper five times!

Xueba: It’s a good chance, I got 21 points.

Student scumbag: What a risk, I got 9 points.

I hope my answer will be helpful to you.