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There is a polar bear who has nothing to do to pluck his hair. What will he say in the end?

Part I There is a polar bear living in the North Pole. It is the only one. It feels bored, so it starts to pluck one hair, two hairs and three hairs ... It doesn't take long to pluck. After plucking, it says, "It's so cold ..." Part II Later, the penguin sees a pile of polar bear hairs on the ground and runs to ask the polar bear what happened to the North Pole. The bear told the penguin in detail, but the penguin didn't believe it ... so the penguin started pulling one by one ... and pulled it out ~ ~ It said ... "What the polar bear said is true ... it's really cold! ! !" Part III The news spread to Africa. A tiger in Africa didn't believe it, so he deliberately lay on the prairie and let the big sun expose him, thinking of starting to pluck his hair one by one ... Soon his hair was also plucked out. He paused and said to ..............., "Polar bears lie ... I plucked all my hair ... and it won't be cold ..." Part IV. Just as polar bears, penguins and tigers are plucking their hair ... the lion, the king of beasts, learned the news ... and he just wondered ... why are a bunch of animals plucking their own hair? ! Is it a new fashion? So the lion also joined the plucking ranks ... a pinch ... two pinch ... three pinch ... Wait until the lion plucks the mane ~ ~ Hey, nothing happened ... Just when the lion regretted his boring behavior ... another lion rushed over at a fast speed ... A cry @ # $%&; * Later ... the lion cried and said that .............................. "whoops ~ ~ ~ ~ It turns out that plucking her hair will be mistaken for a lioness by the same sex ... @%#*" Part VI A turtle also ran to the North Pole and he wanted to pluck her hair, so the turtle said ..." I have no hair in his X ".As a result, a horse at the equator sneezed and said ... Who is talking about me? It made me so cold that the bird flew in the sky and saw the next one below. One hair, two hairs, three hairs ... After pulling it out, it said ... "Ah ... I can't fly!" And then he fell to his death. Part VII The lion and the tiger were very angry with the polar bear for deceiving people, so they set off for the North Pole to find the polar bear theory. When the lion and the tiger arrived after a few months, the hair of course grew back. So after meeting, the polar bear said to the lion and the tiger, "Really, you can ask the penguin if you don't believe it, or you will know if you pull it again." So the lion and the tiger began to pull up the hair again with a grain of salt, and the tortoise who arrived later joined everyone. Finally, everyone got the same conclusion, "It's really cold! ! !" Part VIII Final Episode At this time, the legendary Neptune monster came to the North Pole, used Neptune's high technology at the North Pole, built a "Three Warm Springs at the North Pole", gathered all Lu Ying "bears" and "horses", watched it pluck its hair clean in the oven and said, "Actually, it may not be cold! ? It's so hot ?"

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