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The floor is red! Who has a dish of floor red to dry? I really want to play red on the first floor, but I don't know what effect I can get in the end.
As we all know, any kind of literary play has good and bad points. The smaller the journey, the more valuable it is. The price of King Kong increases from five petals to two ends. The thicker and harder the coconut shell, the bigger and more expensive the walnut ... but what about the red floor? I don't know whether it is better to have more petals or less petals, and I don't know whether it is better to have bigger petals or smaller petals. Ordinary king kong 2.7 is very big, and the floor red has 6.0. Do you want to hold a pair in your hand or a bracelet? Make a handmade work at most.
Without a complete value standard, it is difficult to tell whether something is good or bad. Your floor red 2.7 is the same as my 5.0. Which of us is better?
2, profiteers deceive people with floor-standing red.
Just mentioned that the bigger King Kong is, the more valuable it is, and enjoy the floor-to-ceiling red music. You have a 6-petal 2.5 200, and my 7-petal 2.7 200 is not expensive, which is low among the floor-standing red family!
I have to say that floor-standing red is superior to king kong in both density and texture, whether it is pile type (regularity) or petal head and number. Is it too common to see a string of (18)7 petals and 2.7 petals of floor red? Will 200 be enough? Does the merchant sell 300 floor red to earn 100 or sell 3000 king kong to earn 2800? Unfortunately, most enterprises choose the latter.
Therefore, driven by interests, most businesses never mention the word "landing red", such as King Kong in Indonesia and King Kong in India ... anyway, they have racked their brains.
Step 3 face
Take the second one. In the era when swindlers and merchants are rampant, even if you know that you bought floor-standing red, it is very cheap. In other words, if I give you a bunch of floor red for nothing, maybe you are really a good-looking person, and you can't even get it.
China's cost technology is world-class. Do you know what the word "shanzhai" means? I give you a fake Apple mobile phone and a Huawei mobile phone for free. The two functions are the same. Which one do you want? Those who take fake apples will be laughed at, and those who take Huawei will think that you support domestic products in a low-key way. Is this right?
The same is true of floor red. People don't say anything when they see you holding a pile of floor red. Hey, hey, happy to turn away. what do you think? People who play Wan Wen are most afraid of being told that they have poor eyesight. Take medicine!
For another example, the rosewood willow pattern is very similar to that of Huang Huali, Hainan, and also has a high value of playing and viewing. Why can't it be sold at a high price? Some people say that the price of rosewood willow has gone up now, but ask. What kind of rosewood willow is expensive?
The less like sea yellow, the higher the price! Why? Another example is that someone can recognize it. Sorry, if you recognize it, you will be in trouble. You just can't afford to play for real. You just have ulterior motives. You want to be a sea yellow and sell it at a high price. You are a sea yellow rose willow. You're just drilling a hole. You are taking medicine. You are taking big medicine!
Shit, some novices or local tyrants who don't know much about it have been laughed at for spending a lot of money. You said you'd let these people pay it back.
Will you have a good impression on floor red?
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