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What ancient poems, two-part allegorical sayings or jokes reflect the opening sound?

1. Open ancient poems.

(1) "Zhuzhi Ci", Liu, poem: "Listen and sing on the banks of Langjiang River.

Rain in the east, sunrise in the east, said it was not sunny, but it was still sunny. "Open the sound: Qing, Qing.

(2) "Untitled", author: Li Shangyin, poem: "Spring silkworms will weave until they die, and tears will be exhausted every night." Opening notes: "Si" and "Si".

(3) "Smelling the flute in Los Angeles on a Spring Night", Li Bai, a poem: "Who can't stand the homesickness in this nocturne!" Open the sound: "Liu" and "Liu".

(4) "Send Yuan Er Shi An Xi" Author: Wang Wei, poem: "Weicheng Tan light dust, guest house green willow color new." Open the sound: "Liu" and "Liu".

(5) "Two New Words", written in a poem: "When a candle is lit at the bottom of a well, Lang Changxing will not go."

Kai Yin: Period and Chess

2. Two-part allegorical saying reflecting the opening sound.

(1) Brother is not at home-come on (sister-in-law)

(2) My nephew plays lanterns-as usual (according to my uncle)

(3) The rain hits the head of Huangmei-unlucky (falling plum)

(4) Half cotton-no talking (no bullets)

(5) It is a blessing for a man not to beat his wife (husband and wife).

3. jokes that reflect the pronunciation of letters.

(1) "You want me to die, I have to die."

Mushrooms were walking on the road and were hit by oranges. Mushroom is furious: "I don't have eyes, go to hell." Then the orange died. Because bacteria will kill oranges, oranges must die.

(2) sika deer

During the festival, the little rabbit said angrily to the deer, "You see other girls can receive flowers, why not give them to me?" The deer said piteously, "Because I am a sika deer."

(3) Never drive.

Today, in the driving school theory class, the teacher said, "Those who cause serious traffic accidents to escape are forbidden to drive for life."

A girl in the back raised her hand and said, "Then I will never get married?" Everyone is going to faint with laughter.

(4) coffin manufacturers

On his deathbed, Grandpa called his young and ignorant grandson to the bed and said with his last breath, "Son, this world ... is so good to be an official!" " The little grandson is an obedient child, and he firmly remembers grandpa's words before his death. Many years later, he finally became the best coffin manufacturer in the village. ?

(5) Express delivery

A woman came to a man's house to play. The woman teased the man and said, "If you have a piece of land, I will marry you." At this moment the doorbell rang, and the courier brother said, "Sir, there is a courier for you!" " "

Homophony is a figure of speech that uses homophones or homophones of Chinese characters to replace the original words.

Widely used in riddles. However, homophony is also easy to cause misunderstanding among listeners. There are many kinds of games derived from homophones, among which Japanese Liuhe is more famous.