Bilingual jokes at three in the morning

A man and his wife were awakened by a huge knock on the door at 3 am. The man stood up and walked to the door. A drunk stranger stood in the pouring rain and asked for a push. "Impossible," said the husband. "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!" He slammed the door and went back to bed.

"Who's that?" His wife asked. "Just some drunk guys asking for a push," he replied. "Did you help him?" She asked. "No, I didn't. It's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's raining cats and dogs outside!" "Well, you have a bad memory," said his wife. "Don't you remember that those two guys helped us when we broke down about three months ago? I think you should help him. You should be ashamed of yourself!

"God likes people who are drunk, you know."

The man did so, got dressed and went out.

Walk into the rainstorm.

He shouted in the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"

"Yes," came the answer.

"Do you still need to push?" Call for a husband.

"Yes, please!" The answer came from the darkness.

"Where are you?" The husband asked.

"On the swing here," the drunk replied.

A man and his wife were awakened by a knock at the door at 3 am. The man got up and came to the door and found a strange drunk standing in the pouring rain, asking for help. (Push) "No way!" The man said, "It's 3 o'clock in the morning!" Say that finish, I slammed the door and went back to sleep. "Who was that just now?" His wife asked. "Just a drunk, want me." He replied. "Did you help him?" She asked again. "No, it's 3 o'clock in the evening and it's raining cats and dogs outside." "Oh, you have a short memory." His wife said, "Don't you forget that we had a car accident three months ago and two kind people helped us?" I think you should help him. You should be ashamed of yourself! You know God cares about drunk people, too. "After listening to his wife, the man got dressed and went out in the heavy rain. He shouted into the darkness, "Hey, are you still there?"? ""Yes, "replied the drunk." Do you still need to push? "The man shouted," Yes, I need it! "The drunk replied in the dark." Then where are you? "The man asked me on this swing. "The drunk replied.

I really want someone to push him. )