I couldn't stop laughing, and the praise rate was extremely high. Forty-five funny sentences were praised.

I can't stop laughing, and the praise rate is extremely high. I praise my beautiful funny sentence (I) 1. How dare a beautiful woman like me fall in love? What qualifications do I have to fall in love? Am I worth it? My life is only beautiful and beautiful. Why should I fall in love? Am I hundreds of times more beautiful than others?

2. Beauty is providence, and coolness is man-made.

I heard that getting married is super cheap now, and the Civil Affairs Bureau can fix it for one dollar. Let me treat you.

4. I envy people who have stories, unlike me, who have lived for so long, and a beautiful word runs through their lives.

5. Many people say that hair can be tidied up, clothes can be bought a new set when they are old, and skin can be changed if it is not good.

6. You are illegal!

7. Think before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

8. Am I so glamorous that you can talk nonsense?

9. If I were a man in my next life, I would marry a woman like me, who is outstanding in appearance, gentle as water and strong as steel, but sweet in salt.

10. I only hate myself for being too stubborn. I can live by my face, but I still have to rely on my talent.

1 1. International faces are universal.

12. I am so versatile. I have many expressions, sweet temper and good temper. It is perfect to make you laugh every day. I envy you having such a good friend.

13. I'm fine, I don't make noise, I don't show off, I don't feel wronged, I don't laugh, and I don't need others to know.

14. I want to be a beauty in my next life, and I want to be a beauty in this life.

15. If being handsome is a crime, then I have committed a heinous crime.

16. I want to be a woman in my next life and marry a handsome guy like me.

In this world, there are many things that we can't predict. We can't control our own destiny, but we can control ourselves; We cannot predict the future, but we can grasp the present; We don't know how long our life is, but we can arrange our life now.

18. Whenever I see myself in the mirror, I always have an impulse to kneel down and worship at once.

19. This world is eclipsed by other worlds because of my existence.

20. My big bright eyes symbolize pure beauty.

2 1. No one has the obligation to discover your excellent inner self through your sloppy appearance. You must be exquisite. This is a woman's dignity.

22. Today I said to myself; You don't have to be so beautiful. Pretending to be beautiful is very tiring. Fortunately, I am really beautiful.

23. Your girlfriend and I seem to have great personalities. I ask my husband to put in a good word for me every day.

I can't stop laughing, and the praise rate is extremely high. I praise your beautiful funny sentences (below) 24. You really look like a fairy who landed face first. ...

I don't want you to be seen by other men. I'm afraid the number of rivals in love will soar!

26. Rank your grades. Your ugliness ranks first, and my beauty ranks casually.

27. I live in pain, because I searched the dictionary and couldn't find a word to describe how beautiful I am.

28. My beauty makes boys hysterical.

29. Why don't I have a stunning deskmate, but my deskmate does?

30. Your appearance is beyond human imagination ...

3 1. Find a like-minded friend. Are you a beauty?

32. A person's life is long, and we always wander between meeting and leaving. As time goes by, some people come and go. Some people stay and leave; However, we should all know how to cherish every encounter and all the footprints in our lives.

33. The tenderness you give and the tenderness you lose are the gentlest tenderness.

34. Why don't I have a deskmate so angry that I have one?

35. I have been suffering from the beauty that I shouldn't have at this age. I'm so tired.

36. Ranking results, you are ugly and ranked first, and I am handsome and casual.

37. I have beauty and wisdom that I shouldn't have at this age.

38. Promise not to tell anyone that I am super beautiful.

39. Now I hate myself a little. No matter how hard I try, I am only a beauty in the eyes of others.

40. Everyone says I'm ugly, but I'm handsome and low-key!

4 1. Your appearance is really pleasing ... It slows down the speed of the Internet. ..

42. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but when you look at the photo of this handsome guy, you don't know where he is.

43. I spend my whole life just looking for interesting souls, hoping that everyone can live for themselves.

44. You said you liked me? Actually ... first of all ... actually, I also ... I told you, actually, I like myself.

45. No, I want to study hard. I don't want to be said that I live by being handsome.

Excerpt from a sentence full of laughter praising their beauty (46 sentences)

The space is very popular, and the jokes are full of praise for your beauty. 1. Don't feel inferior just because you are ugly. For example, I'm not proud of being handsome.

2. I know everything around me, but I can remember what others say is beautiful and I have to go back. If beauty is taxed, I have to pay four times.

I smiled at the sky from the horizontal knife, and then I went to sleep.

The world is eclipsed by me.

Some people are alive and he is dead. Some people are alive, and he should have died!

6. If beauty is a mistake, then I am willing to repeat it.

7. These days, you can't rely on yourself, but you want to rely on others.

You really look like a heavenly girl, with your face on the ground first. ...

9. It's not my fault that you are handsome. It is your own problem that you like me.

10. In this harmonious society, primary school students celebrate Valentine's Day, middle school students celebrate Singles Day and college students celebrate Children's Day.

1 1. I only have you in my heart! Other girls are like air in front of me!

12. Others praised me for being too handsome, and I praised others for their good eyes.

13.' Don't look at me, you will fall in love with my brother'

14. Think before you come near me. I have nothing but beauty.

15. I hope every woman can be loyal to her heart. Even if you are temporarily forced by other choices, you can't do anything for your own needs. Don't think that your thoughts are unimportant. Because sooner or later, you will embark on this road of self-seeking. When you always see and remember your own needs, don't live for others and don't restrict others from living for yourself, there will be a free space in front of you.

16. You broke the rules!

17. If the leader doesn't give me a raise next month, I will resign. Before I resign, I will give him two more Chinese and kill him.

18. I am so handsome that I don't want to update potatoes and want to have sex with me.

19. I'm not used to pretending to be 13!

20. I envy people who have stories. Unlike me, I have lived for so long, and a beautiful word runs through my life.

2 1. If handsome can be a meal, then my handsome can make the world no longer grow food!

22. I wanted the paper plane to take me into your heart, but it crashed on the way.

23. If Shuai Neng were a meal, Ben Shuai Neng could feed 3 billion people.

The space is very popular, and the jokes are full of praise for its beautiful sentences. 24. Baidu; Is there anyone more beautiful than me? The results show that: Sorry, I can't find it.

25. Comfort others, but you can't comfort yourself after all.

26. I get up every day and look in the mirror with envy, saying that the people inside are so beautiful.

27. You said my appearance was fake, and so was the money I gave you. I tell you, I can tolerate that your money is fake, but I can't tolerate that you say there is something wrong with my appearance.

28. Think before you come near me. I have nothing but good looks.

29. I don't have a story, but I conquered many people just because I am handsome.

30. You can only get used to a handsome man like me.

3 1. I seriously said, "You are the person I have ever met who makes me unwilling to leave."

The biggest regret in my life is that I can't kiss my beautiful face.

I envy you for knowing me at such a young age.

34. When you meet me, you will find others so handsome!

35. It's unfair to you and him, and you lack a sense of responsibility.

36. Heroes don't ask for a way out, hooligans don't look at their age!

When a mouse gets angry, everyone is a sick cat.

38. People who say I'm sick are jealous of my handsomeness and wit.

39. Every time you are mean to me, I think you are sick. How can you lose your temper in the face of such a handsome me?

40. If you want to go shopping, remember to wear comfortable shoes. Be kind to yourself, reflected in the details.

4 1. My beauty makes boys hysterical.

42. I am poor, please don't rob the tomb!

43. Why hasn't the old man's junk come yet?

44. Do you have any friends who know lawyers? I really don't know what to do. Tears can't stop flowing. I just got a letter from Disney's lawyer saying that I look like their princess.

45. I was still waiting for you, but you forgot that you had been here.

46. Relax, I am not a good person. ...

A classic joke about baldness. Say 45 sentences.

The classic joke about baldness is about sentence 1 1. I couldn't sleep all night and lost a lot of hair. It's about to collapse.

2. I will really lose my hair. My hair is everywhere in the house, but I still have a lot of hair.

3. The hairline is moving up day by day, and a handful of hair is lost ..... Now I have the problem of "baldness" at a young age.

The older you get, the less hair you have.

I haven't taken good care of myself recently. I'm anxious, stressed, losing my hair, overworked, and just want to lie down and shed tears.

6. Young people always stay up late, while old people are bald.

7. Getting rid of poverty is not as easy as losing hair.

8. I found that my persistence has never wavered in recent years. Besides eating and sleeping, I should only lose my hair.

9. There's another friend who doesn't lose all his hair, but his hair is sparse. Once, he was sitting in the office wearing a wig. I pushed the door and looked at him a few times, wondering: Why is this person's face so familiar?

10. I will always remember the summer wind, clearly saying that I am bald.

1 1. I never used a comb again.

12. My hair is falling out badly. I'm thinking of cutting it short.

13. The pressure is so great that I can't breathe. I only slept for two or three hours a day for a month, and my hair fell out one by one. I can't tell anyone. Tired? Tired!

14. Because my hair is sparse, every hair of mine has a name.

15. In order to keep the hairline as wide as the reclaimed plain, we can only choose to expose the rising hairline. The necessity of middle-aged people is really everywhere.

16. Every time I tidy up my hair on the bed, I marvel at the number of my hair and how many hairs have been taken away.

17. I worry about losing my hair every time I wash my hair, but I get carried away every time I stay up late.

18. Can you stop losing your hair? If you lose it, I will be bald. Except my hair, eyebrows and eyelashes, can I not have long hair? I really can't shave.

19. My sparse hair and hairline are moving up. What did the years leave me?

20. Hair loss is annoying. I feel that I will be bald in a few years if I fall like this again.

2 1. Girls' hair loss is more terrible than boys'.

22. The recent state, stress, crazy hair loss (fortunately, a lot of hair), neurasthenia, poor sleep quality, bad temper, is this the state that middle-aged people should have?

23. Just grab it before taking a shower and tie it up. You can't tie your hair out if you are bald!

One of the causes of hair loss is heredity. If parents take off their heads early, most sons also take off their heads early.

25. If you are unhappy, you will lose your hair, and if you eat too much, you will gain weight.

26. I will really lose my hair. I feel like a dandelion in my last life.

27. People have been recalling their college entrance examination these days, and they are deeply impressed. They have turned their clocks several times, cried, and of course witnessed the hairline moving up day by day.

28. I have to say that wearing a hat and cutting bangs are all to cover up the rising hairline.

29. I dreamed that I lost a lot of hair and grass.

30. In his later years, Du Fu wrote a poem, "The hair is too short to hold the hair clasp". It shows that the white hair on the head is getting less and less, and the hairpin in the bun can't be inserted.

3 1. Ancient beauties must have a hairstyle called "Dark Cloud", so as to sort out all kinds of hairstyles and make themselves more beautiful. There were many prescriptions for treating diseases, nourishing hair and hairdressing in ancient times.

32. Even if you keep a happy mood every day. Still can't stop my rising hairline.

I don't know how many years ago I read this cartoon. The publication that published this work, together with the author, has no impression, but this painting has never been forgotten, which shows the deep impression.

34. I am too bald. Tears filled my eyes. Is black sesame paste useful? Start raising hair. Any good suggestions? After the exam during the day, I started to lick my hair.

35. I have lost my hair badly recently. My mother says my hair is thinner and washes quickly. This may really be my real mother.

I really dare not recognize him if he doesn't take the initiative to say hello. There is a colleague in the unit who is several years younger than me, but his hair has long since fallen out, and his shiny front head has to be covered by a few strands of hair around him. Later, he went to replant, and he was much more proud.

37. I once saw a photo taken by a friend and found that the hair on the top of my head was clearly visible under the scalp. I can't help secretly surprised that my hair has become so sparse before I know it.

38. What was once simple has become so complicated. Like long hair.

Although you look smart staying up late, you will lose your hair like a dandelion.

40. I'm so busy these days that my hair is beginning to fall out. My friend comforted me that it was a season change, and I always felt that it was very likely to stop production.

4 1. Stay up late, children with poor hair are bald and have long hair! Long hair! Long hair!

42. Only hair loss can last for so many years.

43. Today, my hair in the shower broke the record again. ..............................................................................................................................................................

44. Adult life is not easy except gaining weight and losing hair.

45. I found a lot of hair when sweeping the floor every day, and so did combing my hair. Fortunately, I have a lot of hair and I still lose a lot every day.

Tik Tok's most shocking and funny sentence can't stop laughing. Tell me about it.

1. You must scold me, because you don't know me, because everyone who knows me wants to hit me.

2. Life is not only the present, but also the invitation of the predecessor.

3. Let the future come and the past pass.

Sometimes the killer of marriage is not an affair, but time.

Some people say that finding someone you like just likes you, which is happier than winning 10 million lottery tickets. I'm different. I still prefer to win10 million.

6. The meat is long, the face is round, the stomach is fat and the legs are thick. These days are quite fulfilling.

7. Play hard: You can only play if you have a life. If your life is gone, what can you play?

8. People must not treat themselves badly when they are alive. For example, losing weight is too far from me, and eating a bowl of meat is more practical.

9. If you don't have the money or time to travel, buy a globe. The world is so big that you can not only have a look, but also look around.

10. Don't blame "beauty is easy to get old, and husband is easy to run" because "you spend too little money and give up beauty".

1 1. All things must come to an end, but if you invite me, I can accompany you to eat more.

12. Don't talk to me about feelings. Talking about feelings hurts money.

13. Marriage is to wear cotton-padded clothes freely. It's inconvenient to move, but it will be warm.

14 ... Wine annoys you, you annoy me, and we are poor.

15. What brand of plastic bag can hold so much?

16. Once some people miss it, thank God damn it.

17. Women like men who are not good-looking, and don't like men who are not good-looking.

18. If you eat less than one meal every day, you can save a lot of money in the long run, which can be used to treat stomach problems later.

19. Opportunity is like a hair on a bald head. If you catch it, you catch it. If you can't catch it, it's gone.

20. Every time I want to quit, I comfort myself like this: beauty and ugliness are determined by fate, fat and thin are in the sky, and the sky wants me to be fat, and I am resigned to fate!

2 1. A beautiful skin is 3,100 nights, and an interesting soul wants a house and a car.

22. Rome was not built in a day, nor was it built in a day!

23. A man's brain likes a woman's heart, but his eyes like her appearance.

24. If you fall, stand up and cry.

25. Is it necessary to be big? Dinosaurs didn't go extinct as usual!

26. Besides marrying you and transferring money, don't care too much about your likes and misses. Better make a lot of money.

27. A person in this city is exhausted and has no ideal to speak of in order to fill his stomach.