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Dinner is ready. Dinner is ready.

Dinner is ready.

My cooking has always been the object of jokes from my family. one night

Because I prepared dinner a little too fast.

The kitchen was full of coke, and the coke detector rang. Although both my children have received fire safety training at school.

They didn't respond to the alarm. angry

I rushed into the house looking for them.

I found it in the bathroom.

Wash your hands. Drowned the hum of the alarm.

I asked them to distinguish voices.

This is a detector.

They answered with one voice.

Do you know what that sound means? I asked.

of course

My oldest copy. Dinner is ready. Dinner is ready.

My cooking skills have always been the target of family jokes. One night, I prepared dinner a little too fast, and the kitchen was full of smoke, so the smoke detector called the police. Although both my children received fire safety training at school, they didn't respond to the alarm. I was so angry that I ran around the house looking for them.

I found them in the bathroom and found them washing their hands. My voice drowned out the hum of the smoke alarm, and I made them recognize it.

"This is a smoke detector," they said in unison.

"Do you know what that sound means?" I asked.

"Of course," my eldest child replied, "dinner is ready."