Super humorous jokes in the workplace

Workplace joke: Colleague asks: You are not young, why don't you find a girlfriend? I said, is that it? Colleagues said: you deserve to be single, and all the monks in the temple say so! More wonderful jokes are in the joke column, welcome to enjoy!

Super humorous joke in the workplace (1) 1, once I had a drink with several restaurants of my buddy, and one buddy said, Why don't you drink two boxes first and then return them after drinking them all?

The waiter said that if you want to finish eating, you won't give it back. ?

The elder brothers decisively returned to the private room, and the two brothers asked the waiter for a bottle of beer. The brothers are full, and then another bottle, another bottle, another bottle. Later, the waiter took two boxes and said, if you can't drink it, you can return it! ?

2. Customer:? A fly flew into this porridge! ?

Waitress:? Never mind, it's very hot. ?

Three people are drinking, and two people are already drunk. Seeing this, the boss kindly went over to persuade: Mr. Wang drank too much and hurt himself, or he would come again another day.

Mr. Wang said: Thank you, boss. Before drinking, the hotel owner wants us to drink more, or you are kind.

The boss said: I'm flattered. If you are all drunk later, who should I check out?

4. I went to eat beef noodles 18 yuan a bowl last night. I gritted my teeth and stamped my feet and ordered a bowl.

? Generous? My boss pinched two pieces of beef for me.

I said a sad word:? Boss, put less beef next time, I can't finish it?

Super humorous joke in the workplace (2) 1, several employees complained together.

Employee a: I can eat. I don't want to work when I'm full. My boss always says I'm useless.

Employee B: I'm an alcoholic. If I drink too much, I will delay my work. My boss always calls me a barrel.

Employee C: You talk. I'll go first.

Employee D: C likes to eat horse meat.

2. A company just finished the meeting, and the reporter interviewed the employees who attended the meeting.

Reporter: What do you think of the leader's speech?

The employee looked around and pointed to a dung beetle on the ground.

Reporter: What does this mean?

Employee: full of bullshit.

3. The boss asked: Why are you late again?

The employee said:? Being late is a day, and not being late is also a day. Why not be late?

The boss's eyes lit up and he was fired. . .

Super humorous jokes in the workplace (3) 1. Get up before 7: 00 in the morning and affect others' rest. Fine 200 yuan.

2. Fine for not sleeping at work, 50 yuan, who doesn't understand the combination of work and rest.

3.20 yuan was fined for not being late for work and not leaving early, so I couldn't make good use of my working hours.

4. Failing to be absent from work for three consecutive days, fined 100 yuan, on the grounds of serious violation of attendance discipline.

5. For not paying attention to the exchange of work experience, working hard and not talking, fine 100 yuan.

6. 30 yuan was fined for not answering the phone during the meeting because he could not convey the spirit of the meeting in time.

7. 200 yuan was fined for often working overtime because he couldn't finish the work on time.

8. 50 yuan will be fined for wearing a work permit, and his identity will be exposed.

9, wear overalls fine 50 yuan, too no personality.

10, 20 yuan was fined for not talking about QQ at work, because he could not develop foreign relations step by step.

1 1.50 yuan was fined for not taking his mobile phone to work on the grounds that he did not support the telecommunications industry in China.

12, fine for queuing for dinner. 50 yuan has no sense of competition.

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