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In Chinese class, the teacher called a sleepy classmate to answer the questions. The classmate was in a daze and couldn't say anything ... The teacher said, "Is that okay?"? I won't scream either! " Classmate: "Cheep." The teacher is sweating.

In 20XX, when an old man was dying, he said to his grandson with trembling lips, "When the Complete Works of Death … Grandpa, I will try my best to live to that day." Grandpa closed his eyes with satisfaction after listening to his grandson. 2 1XX, a critically ill old man knelt in front of his grave and burst into tears: "grandson, I have been waiting for the complete works of death for so many years, and I am ashamed of my ancestors!" Say that finish, anger toward, the whole body quiver two quiver will not move. Those eyes are still wide open and die unsatisfied! ! Grandson died and went to heaven. One day, he met God, and God said, I can grant you a wish. He said, "Can you sink the island of Japan? "God said," This is too difficult. Change it. Sun Tzu added, "Then I want the complete works of death. God wiped the sweat from his head and asked, "What's your last wish?" Give me the globe and let me have a look.