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What is the experience of southerners seeing snow for the first time?

It snowed early that year. I remember it was1early February. At eight o'clock in the morning, there is no morning class. I wanted to sleep until I woke up naturally, but I was awakened by several screams. If I hadn't followed the Jianghu morality, I would have taken my buddy to the video game city with a broom for dozens of rounds to show him what a real man is.

Listen carefully to the roar, full of gas, it is estimated that it is a stocky doll. Go and buy breakfast with peace of mind.

Once out of the dormitory, I dare not look at the beautiful picture.

I saw a chubby guy dancing in the snow, holding his smartphone high, connecting with his father in the distance, intelligently rotating 360 degrees without dead ends, and shouting, "Dad, it's snowing, Dad, look at it, it's really snowing." I bowed my head and smiled, hiding the merits and fame of bringing breakfast to my roommate and went straight away.

There is nothing in the world, so don't show off in an ostentatious manner.

Xiao pang stepped on the curb excitedly, leaned back and pressed directly on me. I fell straight into the bushes and felt a burning sting on my face.

I thought to myself, although I am a warm man with a kind and generous temper, I am also a bloody square boy. How can I not stand up and teach him a lesson?

When I stood up and prepared to use my fist.

An excited voice came from the far end of the video connection. "Young man, snow! Your face! " I watched the uncle in the video stare at me with big eyes, and I couldn't help thinking, uncle, you really like snow. When will you come to Harbin to feel the snow scene and what kind of trauma will "what are you looking at" bring to you?

I looked chubby and he stared at me. "Dude, it's snowing. It's snowing on your face." In what way did the father lie in the trough? He knocked me down and saw the joke that there was snow on my face and he didn't apologize.

Not bad. Why not?

I wiped the snow off my face and felt a little pain. I saw blood on my gloves, so I said, "Lying in the trough, blood, blood, bleeding."