Fragments of classic English jokes

Watching some English jokes can not only make us learn a lot of English knowledge, but also make us happy. Let's look at some classic English jokes!

Boys stare at you and have the courage to suck!

If boys stare at you, they have the courage to kiss you.

This is the dialogue between two sisters in the TV series "Full House". There are three great things about this sentence. The first one is staring at you, which means staring at others. Courage means courage. ) and the last one, sucking your teeth, means kissing, which is very interesting, but sentences like this are said by children and it is difficult to be elegant.

Kissing has another colloquial usage: smooch, for example, I didn't kiss that girl last night. I didn't kiss that girl last night.

In the mistress and the coldest frost, with the staunchest writer and the loudest boaster, he put his fist on the post and stills, and she saw ghosts.

A tall oriental girl named Short fell in love with a big Mr. Little a long time ago. But Little seldom thought of Short. He fell in love with a little girl named Lang. Despise the dragon. Short announced that she would marry Park Jung Su soon. This made Little marry Lang soon. To make a long story short, is it that tall people and short people love short people more than big people and short people?

A Finnish fisherman named Fisher didn't catch any fish on a Friday afternoon, and finally he found a big crack in his fishing net.

A snow-white swan quickly caught a snake swimming slowly in the lake.

A writer named Wright is instructing his youngest son how to write Wright correctly. He said, "It's wrong to write Wright as a' ceremony'-try to write Wright correctly!"

Old cat

An old woman has a cat. This cat is very old; She can't run fast and can't bite, because she is too old. One day, the old cat saw a mouse; She jumped up and caught the mouse. But she can't bite it; So the mouse ran out of her mouth because the cat couldn't bite it.

Then the old woman became very angry because the cat didn't kill the mouse. She started hitting the cat. The cat said, "don't hit your old servant." I have worked for you for many years, and I will continue to work for you, but I am too old. Don't be unkind to the elderly, but remember the good things that the elderly did when they were young. "

Old cat

An old woman has a cat. This cat is very old. It can't run fast and can't bite because it is too old. One day, the old cat found a mouse. It jumped up to catch the mouse. However, it can't bite the mouse. So the mouse slipped out of its mouth, because the old cat couldn't bite it.

So the old woman was very angry because the old cat didn't kill the mouse. She began to hit the cat, and the cat said, don't hit your old servant. I have served you for many years, and I am willing to serve you. However, I am too old. Don't be so cruel to old people. Remember what old people do when they are young. ?

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