A self-deprecating remark about his incompetence.

1. Life is like a news broadcast, and you can't escape by changing the channel.

2. I am afraid that I will lose you one day, and I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

You call me ugly, but I tell you, I have always been very talented. Why do you think this is?

Never threaten others by leaving, because you will find that you are really not that important.

If one day I become a hooligan, please tell others that I am innocent. ...

I was so nervous that I stood there with my mouth open. I think my heart is about to jump out.

7. People who are better than you are still working hard, so what's the use of your efforts?

8. People like me are not handsome, short, have bad hobbies and don't have that much money. If I were a girl, I would like myself. How can I expect you to like me? Ha ha.

9. Please, you are the worst. Come on, you are the fattest. Please, you are the poorest.

10. It seems that after several generations of reincarnation, suddenly looking back, that person is behind her, where the sun rises, stopping to wait and never giving up.

1 1. We are always travel-stained, hoping to complete all the roads in the shortest time, but this secular life is the longest journey in life.

12. Even if love makes me fall down again, scars should be a kind of pride.

13. Nothing is easy nowadays. I try to be the best dancer among the hosts and the best host among the dancers.

14. I once loved you deeply, and that was my reason for existence. Now I have lost my direction, and I just want to burst into tears.

15. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable, at least no one takes a shit on his head.

16. 12 You exist to prove to us that the world is big and there are miracles everywhere! !

17. It's not your fault that you are ugly, it's your parents' fault, it's your fault that you ran out to scare people.

18. Humble vows always get me into trouble, even if I say them over and over again.

19. Clothes, incense, temples and shadows are the endless luxury and prosperity of the upper class, and things are hard to tell.

20. When I get rich, let's buy two lollipops. 1 Let me show you and eat. 1 Let me eat for you.

2 1. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, blood and tears are intertwined, and it is difficult to write!

I use time to prove that I like you, but you use time to prove that I am a fool.

23. Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

24. In the face of love, am I thorough? The bottom failed.

25. In fact, you and I are the same. Everyone is pretending. The key is to install, to install a circle, and to have a threshold. If you pretend, you will move forward and become a legendary temperament. If you don't pretend, it will get stuck there. It's Carmen.

26. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

27. Facing the people in front of me, I want to cross and be smart. I know you're watching. It's fake. ...

28. Flowers bloom like clouds, and feasting is a fleeting time; Old feelings have faded; Very famous people are talking and laughing.

29. Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

30. The pain that can be said is not pain, and the grievances that can be said are not grievances.

3 1. I'm drinking a glass of lukewarm wine and loving someone who doesn't love me very much.

32. There are pits everywhere.

33. I'm so stupid, really. All I know is that an old lady who falls on the street can't easily help. I don't know if the seemingly poor hitchhiker is actually more dangerous. It's only personal behavior for some old ladies to cheat others, but fishing law enforcement is not alone, with a team behind him. It's an out-and-out organized and premeditated behavior. I don't know when I am in danger, but I also take the initiative to jump into the trap. I wonder how many law enforcement officers are laughing at me for being stupid.

34. When there is a bright moon, look up by yourself.

35. What's your reaction when you meet your brother who loves you? Anyway, I was just wondering if I should hit them-

36. You gave your personality to the constellation, your efforts to the chicken soup, and your luck to koi fish. Then you said to yourself: I have heard a lot of truth, but I still can't live this life. That's true. Only ghosts can live well.

37. My heart is full of sunshine, and the place where the sun shines is desolate.

38. There are four kinds of income: hard work is not allowed, more work is less, less work is more, and no work is crazy. Fortunately, I am the second kind!

39. If I want to sweep the floor, I will never wash the dishes. If I want to wash the dishes, I will never sweep the floor. Both? You think I'm an alien!

40. If the person I like likes me, then! Please pour a pot of cold water on me, because I must be thinking too much!

4 1. He who has wings is not necessarily an angel, he may be a bird man.

42. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

43. If you choose to look up at others at 45, don't blame others for looking down at you at 135.

44. If there is providence in love, nothing can separate us. No matter how rough it is, as long as we are happy, I want to wait for you in the afterlife. Happy birthday, dear!

45. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress more often, if I have enough courage to tell him … how happy it will be.

46. A dazzling city is just like your heart is not suitable for talking about stability.

47. After that, you are in the south and I am in the north, and the wind and rain do not recognize each other, and the mountains and rivers do not meet.

48. Hiding in a small building has become his own unity. Who cares what you like to write? The outside world is very cold, let it go, rain, snow, wind and frost have nothing to do with me!

49. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

50. After going through the prosperity, glory is added, fame and fortune are the crown, and power is the staff. Who knows the loneliness behind me?

5 1. For me, only memories are lovelorn, but for you, the beauty of love has just begun.

52. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

53. Even if it is a piece of shit, you will meet dung beetles one day. So you don't have to worry too much about yourself today.

54. See how ridiculous feelings are. At first I thought I was just a passer-by, but I didn't expect to become a dear. I used to think I was the closest, and in the end I was just a passer-by.

55. It's never too late for a gentleman to get revenge-Fan Ju in the Warring States Period was the first person to suffer from procrastination on record.

56. I have made up my mind to start an internet company when I grow up. The name is "covering my ears" and it will thunder.

57. People I like don't like me, and people I don't like don't like me even more.

58. Some things are not that I don't care, but what if I care.

59. The "white-collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!

60. Why are you nearsighted? I blurred my eyes in order to look down on the world.

6 1. Occasionally, if you live in silence, you will feel great, but if you live in silence, you will be miserable. ...

63. If you feel tired like a dog all day. You really misunderstood. Dogs are not as tired as you.

A satire on one's own sentence

Irony and self-mockery: 1. "Guilt" is regarded as a necessary word for apology, which is both a kind of regret and a kind of introspection.

The lonely shadow is a book by the window. At the end of the night, the quiet and empty moon turns into an arc and dissipates in the spring of the year. Dead wood and blue light are free.

3. Smoking a cigarette shortens the life span by a few seconds, and smiling will prolong the life span by a few seconds, so every time I smoke a cigarette, I will smile and earn back a few seconds for my life.

Only women and English are sad, only wives and jobs are hard to find!

I don't know how I broke your heart so deeply and made you so cruel. Maybe I'm sentimental and I really don't know how to make up for it.

6. I thought I had been so lonely and didn't like to stay, but later I found out that I had never been firmly chosen.

7. Pride of a git: It's better to be a git than a stable. At least no one shit on his head.

8. When tasting this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress more often, if I have enough courage to tell him … how happy it will be.

9. Anyone can become vicious, as long as you have tried what is called jealousy.

10. When you stop yourself from missing someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.

1 1. Invisible scars are the most painful, and tears that can't flow out are the most sour.

12. Why are you invisible? Because in that case, at least I can think that you won't send it to me because I'm not here.

13. My life could have been smoother. If I hadn't been dragged by this fat body, I could still run so slowly.

14. Girl, actually I still care about you. Don't take everything to heart.

15. What we are pursuing, for a long time, is like a joke to amuse ourselves.

16. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

17. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

18. There are two reasons for the generation of leftover women: First, no one despises them; Second, no one despises it.

19. I won't bend over if a pie falls from the sky, because I won't even fall from the sky, let alone lose money.

20. If a man likes you without makeup, he will feel distressed if you lose weight, and he will be happy if you gain weight. That's your father, only your father.

Irony and self-mockery: 2 1. I always indulge myself, but I never follow my heart.

22. Men who go home early tell stories to their wives; Men who come home late make up stories for their wives.

23. It's no use being handsome before the law.

24. There is a kind of face called widescreen.

25. Even staying up late is lonely. Go to bed early. No one says good night to you, and no one is reluctant to let you stay up late.

26. Forget the time that once existed, which once belonged to your future.

27. W: Can you give me a seat? I am a pregnant woman. Man: Please sit down! Woman: Thank you! M: How many months are you pregnant? Woman: About 50 minutes!

28. It is better to lie in bed and sleep while watching TV.

29. My life can be summed up in nine words: I can do whatever I want with my salary, and my salary is naturally cool.

30. Regret and guilt fluctuate in my mind, and I can't sleep after tossing and turning this night.

3 1. I fell asleep while eating. Yes, I have reached the peak of laziness. How depressing! After the summit, there is nothing to fight for.

32. I once loved you deeply, and that was my reason for existence. Now I have lost my direction, and I just want to burst into tears.

33. I turned my head 100%. When I see a handsome guy, I turn my head.

34. The first love is infinitely good, but it hangs early.

35. Brother, can you lower the resolution of your face a little?

36. The "white-collar" paid his salary today, paid the rent, utilities, bought oil, rice and instant noodles, felt the money left in his pocket and sighed: Alas! This month's salary is white-collar again!

37. Time is the best teacher, but unfortunately-in the end, he killed all the students.

38. When the moon sets in the western hills, it's hard to wait for a ticket at midnight. Don't laugh when you drink too much on the construction site, save money and earn money. Gao Fushuai doesn't know how to cry, so it's easy to throw away the money. Why do you need to return home at the beginning of the year when you are homesick? Who doesn't like the warmth of country wine and just wants to return home next year?

39. I will die in the future. Donate QQ to Project Hope. Let the children use QQ with the sun as soon as they come up.

40. Put down your attitude, I am the master of my road.

Laugh at yourself and tease yourself with humorous sentences.

Laugh at yourself, Doby himself. 1. Don't expect someone to accompany you all your life, even the shadow won't leave you when there is no light.

2. Who said that being single is not good, love is precious, and the price of freedom is higher. If you die single, you can throw them both away.

Travel doesn't have to care about the destination, but the scenery along the way. Because I only have enough money to buy a round-trip hard-seat train ticket.

4. It is always my casual hysteria that touches your final bottom line. It's too late to blame myself, and I feel deeply guilty.

The furthest distance in the world is not that you and I live far away, but that our classmates are in different rooms.

6. You have to wait and wait, even if you lose the harvest, you should always keep it.

7. Actually, I used to be quite tall, but later I often took a shower and shrunk.

8. In the process of practicing dance, every experience is unforgettable, intertwined with blood and tears.

9. There are many roads to success, not just going to college. You can choose your own path of further study according to the actual situation of yourself and your family, and put aside unnecessary self-blame and sinking. As long as you work hard and study hard, you will surely become a strong man in life.

10. Some roads still need to be taken by yourself, and no one needs to accompany them; In some scenes, you can only move yourself, but not others. What's done is done, and blaming yourself won't help.

1 1. I really miss you, but I dare not disturb you.

12. When we taste this sour taste, the only thing we can do is to blame ourselves: if I wear that dress a few times more, if I have enough courage to tell him ... how happy it will be.

13. Don't always scold me for not turning iron into steel. Don't you know that iron can't be turned into steel?

14. It will be buried before you know it.

15. It's really hard for you to be ugly. You run out in the morning to scare people, and you run out at night to scare ghosts.

16. The hero is very sad about Beauty Pass. I'm not a hero, but the beauty let me through.

17. My meanness made a mistake. You can kick me hard with your feet, don't ignore me. This will make me feel more guilty and can't sleep. Send a message to apologize, dear, as long as you are willing to forgive me, I will do anything!

18. Time flies, you will grow up in a year, but your naive idea has never changed. Why are you so persistent and digging hard? Obviously there was no later.

19. Without the watering of love, I am like a dry rut. This kind of life is really hard for me to feel at ease. Seeing that my friends have become fathers, I have lived a happy and harmonious life. Am I not deeply envious and eager to get rid of poverty and get rich emotionally?

20. When you stop yourself from thinking about someone, that's actually the beginning of missing.

Laugh at yourself, Doby himself. 2 1. I want to be different from others every day, and the result is the same every day.

22. If you don't know Lian Xiao, who are you to cry? -Feng

23. No three no four ages, caring parents and girls who can't love.

24. I am not RMB. How can I make everyone like me? !

25. I may be too soft and sharp. I don't have clear eyes like the lake in autumn. My eyes are only black and white with loneliness and anxiety. I laughed loudly, but cried silently. I hate crowds of people and crowded noise, so I naturally don't pray. How long can you remember me?

26. When I was a child, I was a genius. After more than 20 years of education, I have finally been successfully cultivated into a mediocrity!

27. I am such a failure that I can't let go of someone who doesn't love me.

28. It's not your fault to be ugly, it's your parents' fault, but it's your fault to go out and scare people.

29. It turns out that God made you with the cheapest bone, so I forgive you. You don't have to blame yourself.

The best thing about getting old is that you don't want what you couldn't get when you were young.

3 1. Are you really happy? scold .......

What I fear most is watching the person I love fall in love with another person.

33. In a sense, the runner-up is a loser, and I can't even talk about a loser. Oh, what a pity!

34. After a long time, I found that the past was old and vague, but your face was fresh in my memory, and the original love was always young.

35. I have always regarded beauty and money as dirt, and they have always looked at me like this.

36. I am afraid that I will lose you one day. I blame myself. I blame myself for not keeping you.

Parents: Please don't call your children "Bunny", because from a genetic point of view, this is very bad for you.

Learn to learn and you will find that God has closed the window of English, closed the door of mathematics, blocked the drain pipe of physics and blocked the sewer of chemistry for you.

39. The most useless thing in the world-paycheck, looks angry and wipes his ass too carefully.

40. often blame yourself "if you regret it." People who regret doing something wrong also have reasons for poor planning and late thinking. Actually, regret is not necessarily a bad thing.

Sentences that change one's own shortcomings and deficiencies

Change your own shortcomings and deficiencies +0. Let nature take its course, that is, after doing everything possible, don't force it, not empty-handed. Instead of complaining about the present life, try to change it.

Smiling can not only show goodwill, but also shorten the distance between people.

I tried to avoid those helpless accidents again.

Never think that trying to love will have results.

5. Changing yourself requires a persistent attitude. It's not that I changed a little today, and I will go back tomorrow. I have made a little progress this month and will start to be lazy next month. If so, you will never change yourself, and you will always stand still.

6. To change others, it is better to change yourself first.

7. I like unknown stimuli, and I like to silently adhere to the peace of a belief. Whether it's a storm or a huge wave or a cold wave. Can't stop my progress.

In the face of pain and pressure, it is very important to learn to adjust yourself.

9. Be true to yourself and don't change yourself for anyone. If you can't accept the worst me, then you don't deserve the best me. ...

10. Men, their greatest enemy is always themselves. If you overcome your shortcomings, you will be a complete winner!

1 1. Too many people have developed the habit of finding fault with others and taking advantage of their own strengths to be shorter than others. This kind of mental anesthesia can only make them more decadent, and they can only retreat rather than move forward. If we can seriously learn from the strengths of others, we are making progress and changing ourselves.

12. I have tried my best within the range of forgiveness.

13. It is better to ask for help than to work hard, and it is better to ask for help than to change yourself.

14. Persuading people happily means being willing to do what they do and trying to get results.

15. Winners never give up.

16. since you can't find a reason to insist, find yourself a reason to start over.

17. You don't need to change yourself for anyone, it's really the most beautiful.

18. Xuan must clearly show your concern for him in a short sentence.

19. I study very hard to forget your taste.

20. Change the environment or change yourself. It is better to improve yourself than to change the environment.

Change your own shortcomings and deficiencies. You said money can't buy time? "Network management! Add two dollars. " You said money can't buy love? "Mother-in-law, this is my gift."

22. The strong is not necessarily the winner, but the winner must be the strong.

23. For you, I try to change myself and move in the direction you want. As a result, I lost my soul. For you, I actively face the reality and seriously give you the life you want, but my running pace can't keep up with your imagination; For you, I have hurt myself countless times, and countless desperate hearts have turned you into inertia pain in my heart ... I don't want to struggle any more, I really want to stop, just to touch the wound and give myself a little warmth.

24. Our love had an accident, and I'm trying to save it.

25. Each of us has advantages, more or less, deep or shallow, but all of them will be revealed inadvertently. We just need to start with our flash and consolidate it in depth, which may even surprise you!

26. Cleverness depends on hard work, and knowledge is accumulated on weekdays.

27. You can't change the environment, but you can change yourself; You cannot change the past, but you can change the present; You can't control others, but you can control yourself; You can't predict tomorrow, but you can grasp today; You can't extend the length of life, but you can decide the width of life.

28. Everything I do, I try to change myself, is for you.

29. Men and women, you should all have a good life. Try to be happy.

30. Life is like a maze. We spend the first half of our lives looking for the entrance and the second half looking for the exit.

3 1. When something happens, enjoy it if you like it, avoid it if you don't like it, change it if you can't avoid it, and accept it if you can't change it.

32. As long as you stick to lofty ideals and have the will to never stop until you reach your goal, you can generate amazing power.

Don't complain about your environment. If you can't change the environment, then change your mentality.

If you want to stand in front of people with your head held high, you must work hard first.

35. If you can't change the wind direction, you must find a way to adjust the sails; If you can't change the ending of things, you need to change your mentality.

36. Sometimes a woman needs a man, just as an airplane pilot needs a parachute. If he is not here now, then he need not be here in the future.

The harder you work, the better your luck will be. Luck is always hidden in your efforts.

38. If you can't change the reality, then you must learn to change yourself.

39. I have been trying to move forward and see all the scenery along the way.

40. Happiness makes women know how to enjoy, while misfortune makes men learn to work hard.