Collection?My brother’s name is Shunliu?Classic quotations

1. When looking for someone: Standard terms: (irregularly) anyone in Is anyone at home? (plural) XX, come out of here!

2. When the person the other party is looking for is not here: Standard terminology: not (mo) here!

3. When someone you hate calls you: Standard terminology: Cremated!

4. When you are dissatisfied with someone: Standard expression: Take him out and kill him!

5. When refusing a meal: Standard expression: The cooking class is gone, how about eating the pot lid? !

6. When the other party speaks in a low voice: Standard terminology: Mosquitoes are your relatives!

7. When the opponent moves slowly: Standard terminology: He is a bastard!

8. When you see someone laughing: Standard terminology: What are you laughing at? He looks like a psycho!

9. When you see someone washing their face: Standard terminology: There is a lot of pain in the basin, what do you want to be like a little navy?

10. When hearing two parallel synonyms: Standard terminology: XX is a fart, YY is a six!

11. When meeting someone with a big mouth: Standard phrase: Copy the confidentiality rules three times tonight!

12. When you persuade others to do what you want and are declined: Standard expression: I am already in my thirties, am I embarrassed?

13. Indicate to add more chili oil, such as when eating wontons: Standard terminology: add red, add big red!

14. When someone refuses a meal: Standard phrase: Don’t want to eat? Now, turn off the stove and turn off the heat. If you are hungry, everyone will be hungry!

15. When taking pictures: Standard term: donkey! 16. When playing cards and getting an A, when announcing the card: Standard terminology: dead old A!

17. When buying biscuits: Standard terminology: Inexplicable heartbeat of 180!

18. When being let go: Standard terminology: You will be fined, fined, to run 10,000 meters tomorrow!

19. When rejecting an invitation: (such as playing cards, singing, drinking tea, eating, etc.) Standard terminology: XX is meaningless, XX refers to the event in the question.

20. When you hear someone say that they haven’t eaten yet: (For example, a colleague cries to you that he is too busy to take care of it) Standard expression: I envy you, we have all eaten.

21 Whenever someone says: Oh my God~~ Standard expression: Earth~~ Oh my God~~ Heaven!

22. When we share the same enemy: Standard terminology: We have no friendship with him!

23. When answering "Why do you do...": Standard terminology: (beginning) I have had a great ideal since I was a child, which is...

24. When you want to encourage others : Standard terminology: Failure is the mother-in-law of success.

25. When threatening others: Standard terms: XX will go to jail, YY will go to jail, ZZ will also go to jail.

26. When facing a guy who has no position: Standard terms: You are ambiguous, you are tacky!

27. When you are hungry and eat bread: Standard expression: The bread is so delicious~~~~~~

28. When taking pictures with a digital camera, the camera does not work well : Standard terminology: This Japanese broken digital!!

29. When serving food to others: Standard terminology: I will give you a pig trough, and then I will give you a stirring stick, and I will gain some fat on the side ( This term is too crude, so use it with caution).

30. When asked if you are an only child: Standard phrase: (regardless of whether) I am the fourth child in the family (third tone).

31. When lamenting that you are unlucky: Standard expression: Oh my god, why is it me again~ (standard old white accent)

32. The leader asked you to participate in the chorus, but you refused When singing: Standard terminology: Because all the people who can sing this song have been killed in a battle... (then recite the lyrics)

33. When someone tells you with excitement that he understands something When something happened: Standard terminology: You, you got it!

34. The most hated food: Standard term: eggs (can also be used for favorite food, it depends on whose position you are, I firmly support Lao Qi).

35. If you are the squad leader and the teacher greets you by saying: Hello, squad leader; standard terminology: Hello, company commander!

36. When seeing someone motion sick: Standard terminology: car-mounted Infantry in infantry vehicles, are you motion sick? I really haven't seen you before.

37. When you hear someone tell the old joke about how a bear died: Standard term: (when the other person tells the joke and waits for everyone to laugh) How could he be so stupid?

38. When having a drinking contest with friends: Standard phrases: When the other person has a bad drinker: "I, drink one catty, I will drink two catties with you"; when the other party has a good drinker: "I drink two ounces, I'll risk my life if I drink with you!"

39. When discussing work quality standards: Standard terminology: Flies fly up and do the splits! Mosquitoes fly up and skid!

40. When lamenting that someone has done something wrong: Standard expression: Funny people do funny things.

41. When you want to praise someone "": Standard terminology: He is obviously a strong man, but he is born like a bear!

42. When being persuaded to quit smoking: Standard terminology: Okay, okay, I'm so annoyed that I can't eat. My mother nags me at home, and you nag me when I come out... (In fact, happiness bubbles...)

43. I'm annoyed when someone whispers in my ear. When Ji Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Wai Lai that I with. Standard terminology: (yelling) I KAO~~you are my hell!

44. When you go to sing karaoke: Standard phrase: Yell twice!

45. When you want to vent your depressed mood: Standard phrase: ~~~ Yeah!

46. When you want to go to bed: Standard terms: 1. Lift the corpse; 2. Count sheep or tanks.

47. When praising other people’s children: Standard expressions: XX is a good kid, just like his father, he is so smart and so smart!

48. He gets angry when he is anxious. When I was a child: Standard terminology: normal heart, normal heart.

49. When others visit or visit you: Standard phrase: Thank you for your patronage!

50. If someone tells you something about intrigues or the like: Standard terminology: look him in the eyes sincerely and say: “Really, it’s too complicated!”

51. When (a gay man) goes to buy cigarettes: Standard terminology: I smoke Spring City (this brand of cigarettes is said to be more common among soldiers).

52. When you meet someone who is hesitant and indecisive: Standard phrase: Come on, look what you've forced me into!

53. If anyone uses 26quot; meaningless 26quot; to reject your invitation: Standard phrase: Don’t say meaningless to something you have never done, remember?

54. Who criticizes your new hairstyle or new clothes: Standard terminology: Is it ugly? How cool!

55. When facing a crying son: Standard terminology; be a man, just a man.

56. When meeting someone who is always grinding the machine: Standard term: What a bitch!

57. When someone feels too good about something: Standard terminology: 10 points deducted, the reason is too naive!

58. When you want to encourage people who are really not making progress: Standard terminology: Today is better than yesterday. This is progress.

59. When receiving praise: Standard phrase: I, I did something wrong again.

60. For people who have no goals in life: Standard phrase: Don’t mess with life, be careful not to let life mess you up.

61. How to say something surprising: Standard expression: God opens your eyes, he is not stupid, he is crazy.

62. When talking about whether something is useful or not: Standard terminology: Can XX bring down enemy X?

63. When meeting a fellow villager: Standard terminology: (make a gesture of surprise and excitement) When a fellow villager sees a fellow villager, his eyes are watery.

64. When meeting someone who looks shabby: Standard phrase: Go get plastic surgery if you have time.

65. The most important suffix: Standard phrase: I decided to go to dinner, over! I'm doing it, done! I'm going to eat, I can't say any more, it's over!

66. When you do well, when you take the initiative to ask questions: Standard terms: Are you handsome or not?

67. When you feel unhappy: Standard phrase: I don’t want to see you again today!

68. When expressing that you can’t stand it: Standard expression: My teeth are sore.

69. When making noise: Standard phrase: XX is very affectionate!

70. When you do something wrong: (Be sure to be sincere) Standard expression: "I'm so stupid!"

71. After calling the person's name, the other person asks what happened. : Standard terminology: Answer: "It's nothing"; call again, ask what's the matter again, continue to answer: "It's nothing".

72. Farewell quotes: Standard phrases: Wait for me to come back and help you fight or I will wait for you to come back and help me fight.

73. Reaction to Ju Leng’s words: Standard terminology: Do you think you are funny?

74. When someone makes an action that you don’t understand, or says something like this: Standard expression: "Do you think you are funny?"

75. When something bad happens: Standard terminology: Why did I airdrop to this place?

76. When attacking others: Standard terminology: "Those who jump in front of the sun all day long think they are making progress every day!"

77. When you can't react: Standard terminology: You said a lot, I have to think about it.

78. When encouraging others: Standard phrase: "This is a glorious and arduous task. Of course, the glory lies in the dullness, and the difficulty lies in the long time."

79. When you are proud of yourself: Standard Phrases: Did I go a little too far this time?

80. When calling someone stupid in a roundabout way: Standard phrase: "I really want to rip your head open and put my own brain in it."