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Recommend n particularly funny love stories.
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brief Introduction of the content
What is a BMW? Handsome, step aside! As an educated woman, how can she endure the backward life without computers, chocolates and flushing toilets? You have to wear it back anyway! Gu Qingqiao's own life legend, advancing with the times, spoofing gossip, makes no sense, and a bloody case caused by a bowl of braised pork.
"Why do you want to cross? ! Why should I wear it? ! "
"Don't wear will catch cold ..."
If you ever thought this was just a travel novel, ...
"Two orioles sing green willows and an apricot goes out of the wall."
"Mochow has no bosom friend in the road ahead, but an apricot tree is out of the wall."
"There is plenty of grass in the sea, and there is an almond in the wall."
"As soon as Houmen entered the deep sea, an almond emerged from the wall."
……
Hey, rz!
Unfortunately, we all guessed the front, but we couldn't guess the ending of the story. ...
The title of the book takes your son by the hand and drags him away.
The author has no diseases in the world.
Official documents and letters
I am a princess, and I am a stupid princess.
Born in the palace, I look as ordinary as radish and cabbage in the field.
For a whole year, my expression was always dull and my eyes were always confused.
But in fact, I know the secret of this palace.
Including hers, his and theirs.
I am so carefree in the palace, and I firmly believe that I will always be so stupid.
Grab your son's hand and drag him away. Son said no, good, close the door and let the dog go. (deadpan)
About the hostess: playing the fool fully distracted, heartless, occasionally a little worse, a little darker, maybe look on coldly, actually a little dark, life is full of cold jokes everywhere.
About men: A beautiful man is a king, and he can be as cute as he wants. His personality is at sixes and sevens, his temper hides the knife when he smiles, his belly is filled with ink, and his belly is black and treacherous.
I stay, so I am, and I am thinking about my superiority.
There is no disease in the world, and we strive to create the first black woman in the world. When the golden branches and jade leaves meet with the favored ones of heaven, who plays with whom? !
About the author:
There is no disease in the world, love to eat, drink and sleep; Love home, love books, love code words. I just want to write my favorite stories and let the characters have their own lives. Hello, I am not sick. Although I twitch occasionally, please believe me: I am a real mother.
Work style: relaxed
Content label: through time and space, tell the judges' favorite court marquis.
Title princess specialty
I admire it.
Official documents and letters
I am determined to kill the prince of a neighboring country with mortal determination. I woke up the next day only to find that I had become him and he had become me.
Besides the hatred between the country and the family, we have to face many things, such as how to take a bath, how to go to the toilet, and most importantly, I feel a little embarrassed when I wake up every morning.
He is not embarrassed, but often forgets that I am a woman.
Look at the hint-the biggest problem with this article is that mutual murder between the woman and the man often reaches the critical value of the outbreak.
The name of this book is Er Niangzi.
Author An Siyuan
There was a girl in Yangzhou in the prosperous Tang Dynasty, who was called "Silver remains unchanged". She loves money, is greedy for money, and is notorious for associating with prostitutes every day. Gradually, I became an old girl nobody wanted.
Finally, at the age of seventeen, she became a woman for the first time; Finally, at the age of twenty, she became a widow.
Yangzhou people bet that widows will never be widowed and remarry within one year.
In the end, she didn't "live up to" everyone's expectations and did remarry. This gambling marriage has once again pushed her to the forefront.
It doesn't matter if no one is optimistic, just make money; It doesn't matter if Xianggong doesn't love her. As time goes by, they have a lifetime ... to torture each other. ...
Seventh uncle, let's divide the title!
The author always attacks adults.
Introduction:
I'm confused. There are countless beautiful women in the world. Why did Seventh Uncle choose me as a fat lady?
This is not in line with my understanding that he has seventeen beautiful concubines.
Then I realized that I had lost from the beginning,
People don't really want to marry me at all. This is just to make up for eighteen layers of hell!
Content label: Spring breeze used to be close to the waters.
Search keywords: protagonist: ┃ supporting role: ┃ others:
Bian Xiao commented:
Now the holy one is young, the eunuch is in power, and the queen mother is not. Is it personal to collude with Lotus, the governor of Dongchang? So the emperor repeatedly designed the lotus to uproot it. During his visit to his hometown, Lian took the opportunity to marry He Qing, a fat girl who had been secretly married to his cousin for life, in order to ease the relationship with the emperor. After Pianpian followed Lotus back to Beijing, there were countless jokes between them, and even assistant minister Wang Luocheng announced that their relationship was becoming increasingly complicated and close. Pianpian has always regarded Lian as a eunuch, but she doesn't think this is the biggest mistake in her life.
The language of this article is concise and humorous, the narrative is smooth and clean, the plot is interlocking, ingenious and ingenious, the characters are vivid, the characters are full, the main line is clear and clear, the mystery of the court struggle is solved in laughter and tears, and the emotional copy is rich.
The title of this book fluctuates.
Author An Siyuan
★,※★
Once upon a time, she was a fool who dragged out an ignoble existence, following Yu, a famous romantic Taoist in Chang 'an. Everyone says that there is a blessing when you live, so a person who comes back from the dead like her must have a blessing. Later, she was a fool in the population, but it doesn't matter. The important thing is that she can continue to pretend to be crazy, cheat on eating and drinking, cheat on young ladies, cheat on her brothers, and even cheat on a man who is willing to be a cow and a horse!
How wonderful life is ... but before we enjoy it, the "willing cow" brothers are getting married. According to common sense, a sister should not only smile and send blessings, but also know how to respect her sister-in-law. But according to her thinking, since she can't accept it, she will tear up his wedding banquet, ruin his marriage, and then elope happily with others. ...
The title, damn it! It's flooded!
Author King Kong Barbie
Editor's recommendation
Incredible "hidden rules" operation guide, see how the little white girl dives into the belly black man. Men and women, not fresh! The most incredible "hidden rules" operation guide, see how the little white girl dives into the belly black man, one is the little white molester and the other is the boss of the belly black man. When his love meets her "hidden rules", the most "great god" love is ready to go out.
This article records the history of blood and tears of a small white flirt who was swallowed up by the black boss step by step. The listener is sad, and the listener tears, and tears are like walking on thin ice.
The update speed of this article is extremely slow, so be careful! !
Official documents and letters
The love with Luo makes us sigh (Summer of Bubbles, Mingxi Stream), The Little Flying Dragon with Jade Face, the ending of Kevin·Z and Chen makes us feel sad for the loss of our youth (To the Youth We Will Die, Yuga and Ruan Zhengdong's past events earned us tears (The Book of Rites is like a dream, I miss you). The helplessness of reeds in getting along with each other makes people sigh the power of the "Great God". Qin Qing, a senior girl who has nothing to do with beauty and sex appeal, came up with a bad idea of "confessing to the teacher" because she failed the elective course. Song, who can become a campus idol, actually agreed to associate. The relationship between Qin Qing, who is obscene and dog-legged, and Song, who is elegant and black-bellied, triggered a series of jokes. ...
Teacher, I hate you.
The author Hua Er smiled at me.
brief Introduction of the content
Since Zhou Yi came to power, his only long-cherished wish is to execute Zhou Guang, a crazy demon, on the spot.
Since Zhouyi started teaching, Zhou Guang's only long-cherished wish is to return the old monster Zhouyi to its original shape.
After 300 rounds, Zhouyi was tired and Zhou Guang stopped eating. Two people decided to settle it peacefully:
Why don't you just marry him? This will save the world a disaster.
Dialogue display
I shook someone's hand and shouted, "Zhouyi!" "
Someone was unmoved: "Call me Miss Zhou."
I smiled: "We are actually gay."
"……"
"Don't be nervous, your name is zhou, my name is zhou. What is love that is not the same surname? "
A bad and shameless student Zhou faint, a treacherous and insidious teacher Zhou Yi.
N years later, when the teachers and students of No.1 Middle School recalled these two people, they all said three words:
Perfect match! Content label: Urban love has a soft spot for sadism.
Work style: relaxed
Search keywords: ┃ protagonist: Zhou Dan, Zhouyi supporting role: ┃ Lingling, An Ruo Other: teacher-student love, adultery.
The title of the book is red and the colorful flags are fluttering.
Author Su Su
brief Introduction of the content
Ye Hongqi is extremely single-minded, and few things have changed. When her friend Youbao meets her, she likes to eat sandwiches in the school cafeteria. Because the ham inside was delicious, she stubbornly ate it for four years in college.
Equally enduring is love for mourning. The spirit of not hitting the south wall and not dying makes everyone afraid and worried about her. If mourning finally doesn't accept her, can she still have the courage to like others?
In the end, mourning turned her down openly and directly.
Overturning tables, growling, beating ... violent scenes are rolling in my mind. She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, then slowly opened her eyes, turned to see him calmly, and decided to use her powerful "humanistic temperament" to pressure Mourning. ...
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