Please tell me a joke that you think is the funniest. Make it special.

1 I think back then, when I punched Nanshan Nursing Home and kicked Beihai Kindergarten. All of them were knocked down when they were less than one meter tall. I stamped my feet in the morgue, "If you don't accept it, stand up!" No one dared to breathe. ~~

2 A person felt like vomiting when he first got on the plane. The flight attendant took an empty bag, and when it was almost full, she went to get another bag and told "don't vomit." When I came back, I saw it all over the place. When I asked why, I replied: "I saw it was almost full, so I took another sip, and everyone around me vomited..."

3 God's response to the dead West The child said: Come on, let me give you a pair of wings and become an angel! God said to the dead African child: Come, give you a pair of wings and become a bat...!

4 A man was walking through a cemetery late at night when he heard knocking sounds. The more he heard, the more frightened he became. Finally he saw a man carving a tombstone. He breathed a sigh of relief and said to the other party: It almost scared me to death! What are you doing? Answer: They etched my name wrongly, I will correct it

5 A girl was so ugly that she couldn’t get married and hoped to be trafficked. My dream finally came true, but I couldn’t sell it for half a month. The kidnappers sent her back, but she refused to get out of the car. The kidnappers gritted their teeth and stamped their feet: Let's go, don't want the car.

6 Three little white rabbits picked a mushroom

The two big ones let the little ones The younger ones are going to get some wild vegetables to eat together

The younger ones said I won’t go and you will eat my mushrooms when I leave

The older ones said no, don’t worry and go ahead. So the little white rabbit went~~~

Half a year has passed and the little white rabbit hasn’t come back yet. A big one said it’s not coming back and I’ll eat some of it

The other big one said Wait a little longer~~~

A year has passed and the little white rabbit hasn’t come back yet. The two big ones agreed that we don’t have to wait and let’s eat.

At this moment, the little white rabbit didn’t come back. The white rabbit suddenly jumped out of the jungle nearby and said angrily! I knew you were going to eat my mushrooms

7 Lily was newly married and asked the officiant how much it would cost to host a wedding. The host said: The more handsome the groom, the more expensive it will be. . Lily shyly handed over ten yuan. The host was stunned, looked back at the groom, and then found 9.5 yuan...

8 A man raised a pig and was so annoyed by it that he wanted to throw it away. But the pig knew the way home and threw it many times without success. One day, the man abandoned the pig in his car. That night he called his wife and asked, "Has the pig returned?" His wife said, "Yes." The man was very angry and yelled, "Hurry up and let him answer the phone. I'm lost." "

9 There was a husband who made his wife angry. The husband had no choice but to play with the cat. The wife said, "Why are you with this pig? "

Husband? Answer: "It's not a pig, it's a cat."

My wife said: "Why do you interrupt me when I'm talking to a cat?"