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The composition of rooster and hen 1 The farmer keeps two chickens, one is a rooster and the other is a hen. The rooster is particularly beautiful, with white feathers and a comb as beautiful as a crown on its head, which shines in the sun. Hens are particularly simple, with gray feathers and plain appearance. The proud rooster looks down on hens and often laughs at them.
"Do you dare to compete with me? Ugly hen. " The cock said haughtily.
"Dare not, Brother Rooster." The hen replied modestly.
"I knew you wouldn't dare, coward." The rooster said with a more contemptuous tone.
"I really dare not compare with you, but I am not cowardly." The hen argued, "We were born to serve the people, not to compete with America. Besides ... "
"Shut up!" The rooster was angry with embarrassment. "How dare you compare with me! You wait, in a few days, you will be kicked out of your house by your master, and I will stay here forever, not afraid of anything. "
"Why do you say that?" The hen said quietly, "Let's live in harmony. After all, we grew up in the same yard. We shouldn't quarrel all day. We should be good friends. "
"I'm ashamed to be with you. What are you! " The rooster said, "We'll see. One day, the master will kick you out of the house. "
The hen ignored the rooster when she saw that he was unreasonable.
Time passed day by day. When two chickens grow up, the rooster, relying on his beauty, is lazy all day, swaggering towards his master or the west, doing nothing all day, his feathers are not as smooth as before, and his voice is getting hoarse. Every day, the hen eats the leftover food of the rooster without complaint, and dutifully catches bugs or gives her master an egg for nothing.
During the Spring Festival, the host saw a jar of whisked eggs and said happily, "Our hens are priceless. We will give it more food in the future. " Then he looked at the listless rooster, shook his head, sighed and said, "Today is the Spring Festival. Kill this rooster. " The rooster trembled with fear at his master's words. The hen feels sorry for the rooster: what a pity!
The Rooster and the Hen Composition 2 One day on a farm, something happened, which made everyone very upset. What happened? Let me explain it in detail.
The hen thought, "hmm?" Why do I have to lay eggs every day, take care of my children and accompany them every day, while the rooster stays at home every day, watching TV whenever he wants, playing with his mobile phone whenever he wants, and sleeping whenever he wants! Don't help me! " Hen rest assured to rooster theory! The rooster shouted angrily, "you old hen, fooling around with your chicken all day without looking at me." You should cook and sweep the floor every day. Your house is dirtier than a garbage dump, and you come to talk about me. It's really the wicked who complain first! " "You ... you, you ... you, you!" The hen was so angry with the cock that she couldn't speak!
So the two of them just lie at home and do nothing every day. Farmers have no choice but to hold an animal meeting and say, "Dear animal friends, which one of you is willing to complete the task instead of hens or cocks?" The pig and the fox said, "I'll do it."
The next day, the pig was still asleep. It was not until noon 12 that the pig opened its eyes like a stone. He rushed to the baby chicken's house without clothes and shoes. Ready to start hatching chicks, a life has since left this world. When it takes the chicken out to play, the chicken doesn't come back every time, but the food fried by the little fox doesn't look like what the chicken can eat, and it tastes so scattered that no one can eat it! When the cock and hen saw it, they felt sorry for their little baby and had to go back to work.
This makes me understand that everyone has his own specialties, and we should not do what we can't do, let alone pass the buck.
Rooster and Hen Composition 3 On the farmer's farm, there are two chickens, one is a rooster and the other is a hen. This rooster has a tall red crown and a tall figure. A hen's body is round. The cock crows before dawn. The proud cock looks down on the hen and often taunts it.
Do you dare to compare with me? Old hen. The rooster asked haughtily.
Dare not, rooster. The hen replied modestly.
I knew you wouldn't dare, ugly thing. The cock said contemptuously.
I really dare not compare with you, but I am not ugly. The hen argued. I was born to lay eggs for my master, not to compete with America. When it comes to laying eggs, you are not as good as me. Besides, shut up! The cock is angry. How dare you compare with me? My voice is beautiful, and you can only mumble. You are an ugly duckling in my eyes, just wait and see. One day you will be sold by your master. Why do you say that? The cock brother hen said softly, let's live in peace. What's there to argue about? You don't deserve to be with me What are you? The cock said angrily. You will understand. I will see your jokes one day.
The hen ignored the cock.
As the days passed, the hen still laid eggs for her master diligently every day. The rooster idles and does nothing except crow every day. Finally, one day, the rooster was sold by the owner, while the hen continued to lay eggs.
A rooster and a hen are on a farm, where a group of carefree chicks live. There is a rooster and a hen. The cock crows early every day and the hen lays eggs every day. Suddenly one day, the rooster felt so tired that he crowed every day. The hen felt that it was too boring to just lay eggs and hatch them every day. So, they put forward a bold idea: exchange identities, roosters hatch eggs and hens crow.
The next day, they exchanged identities.
In the morning, because hens have never crowed, they are inexperienced, and crowing depends on the time when the sun rises. Therefore, the reason why hens bark blindly is because they are inexperienced, either at nine o'clock in the morning or when people are ready to sleep at night. This is really bad, not only when people go to work in the morning, but also when they are ready to sleep at night.
Let's see what it feels like for a rooster to hatch eggs for a hen. Because hatching eggs also requires skill, we should grasp the strength and temperature. Roosters don't understand these things at all, and they can't grasp the temperature well, so they hatch hot and cold. In this way, not only did the chicken not hatch, but the egg was crushed by it.
The owner of the farm was very angry when he saw this scene. The hen didn't hatch her eggs, so she barked. The cock didn't applaud, and the eggs were broken. The more I think about it, the angrier I get. The next day, just as a guest came to the farm, the owner slaughtered the two chickens and made them into delicious roast chicken to entertain the guests.
I also understand from this story that I should do my job well, otherwise the final outcome will be to mistake others for myself!
There is a big cock and a little hen in my yard.
The cock's comb is red and its feathers are bright, as if wearing a flowered skirt. How nice! And' the rooster is tall and mighty! The cock looks at the hen. She is thin, with a dark yellow comb and lifeless feathers. It's not pretty at all! The rooster said, "Hey, little hen, how ugly your feathers are!" " Look how beautiful I am! "
In the morning, just before dawn, the rooster can't wait to crow, as if to say, "Dawn, dawn, people get up quickly!" " "It looked at the little hen who was still sleeping lazily. So the rooster said to the hen, "look, I can crow and help people tell the time, but you don't have the ability!" " "
A few days later, the little hen laid an egg and cried happily. The rooster thought, what's the big deal? I will, too. However, day after day, the rooster just can't lay eggs. The rooster thought, "I always say that the little hen is ugly and can't crow." This time it should say me! " "
However, day after day, the little hen said nothing. The rooster can't help it. He asked the hen, "Why didn't you tell me?" The little hen didn't understand and asked, "What did you say?" The cock lowered his head and said, "Say I can't lay eggs!" " "The little hen said softly," Although you can't lay eggs, you are more beautiful than me, tall and powerful, and will announce the dawn for people. "
The cock smiled shyly.
Rooster and Hen Composition 6 There is a rooster and a hen in the farmhouse.
The cock is two months older than the hen. The rooster has grown a red crown, a long tail and full feathers, and looks tall and powerful. In contrast, hens are thin and small, with no red crown and no long tail. The cock looked down on her and didn't want to play with her.
Every morning, before dawn, the rooster wakes the farmer up to work. Farmers praised him for his diligence and scattered corn in the yard for them to eat. The cock was unhappy when he saw the hen coming to eat, and said, "It's so hard every day that you didn't do anything. The master gave it to me. You are not allowed to eat. " Hens are sad from time to time.
Day after day, the hen grew up slowly.
This morning, the hen laid an egg in the henhouse and giggled and ran around the yard. When the farmer saw it, he shut up and sprinkled them with more corn than usual. The rooster saw it and said unconvinced, "What are you proud of? Isn't it laying eggs? What's the big deal? " I will, too. "Say that finish, he ran to the henhouse, lying motionless, flushed. However, no matter what he does, he just can't lay eggs.
The rooster walked out of the henhouse in frustration and was embarrassed to peck the corn on the ground again. When the hen saw it, she went over to comfort him and said, "Don't be sad, come and eat together. Although you can't lay eggs, it's hard for you to get up early and crow every day! Each of us has our own advantages, and we are sure to have shortcomings. Let's work together in the future. "
Since then, the rooster has never looked down on the hen. They live in harmony. The cock crows every day, the hen lays eggs every day, and they live a happy life with the farmer's family.
The rooster and the hen composition 7 The hen is a very competent mother. She has laid many eggs and is hatching at this time. One day, the rooster went out early in the morning to find food for the big hen.
At noon, the rooster came back with a bug in his mouth. Just as he was about to give it to the big hen, the rooster found a lovely fluffy chicken under the big hen. The rooster jumped up with joy and cried, "Cough, Cough, Cough, Wow-we have a baby!" " The big hen also smiled happily "giggle, giggle ..."
Soon, all the chickens were born. The big hen raised them patiently, and the big rooster worked harder to find food for the children every morning. Slowly, the chickens grew up a little, and the rooster and hen were happy. The big hen said, "Our children will be brave, obedient and capable when they grow up." The rooster said, "Yes, our children must be very capable, and they must be more capable than me!" " "
Every day at dawn, the rooster and hen take their children out to find food, and no one is allowed to be lazy. The chicken lived up to expectations, and everyone got along well. After a few months, the children all grew into big chickens. The big hen and rooster are very proud. The cock proudly said to the big hen, "Look, our children are all grown up and very capable!" " The big hen said happily, "Yes, I am very satisfied." . "From then on, this family is happy every day!
There is a big cock and a little hen in my yard.
The cockscomb is red, the feathers are colored and the claws are pointed. What a beautiful scenery! The cock's body is big, tall and powerful! The cock looks at the hen. Its top is orange, its feathers are yellow, its claws are not very sharp, and it is not good at all! The figure is also very thin! Dagongji said: Hey, little hen, how ugly your feathers are! Look how beautiful I am! "
In the morning, just before dawn, the rooster can't wait to dawn, dawn, dawn, as if to say: dawn, dawn, people get up quickly! "He won't crow when he sees the little hen. So the rooster said to the hen, do you think I will cry and help people watch the time? Do you think I am not strong? "
A few days later, the little hen laid an egg and cried happily. The rooster thought, what's the big deal? I will. However, day after day, the rooster just can't lay eggs. The rooster thought, "Once upon a time, I always said that this little hen was ugly and couldn't crow. It should be me this time! " However, day after day, the little hen said nothing. The rooster can't help it. He asked the little hen, why don't you talk about me? The little hen didn't understand and asked, "What do you mean?" The cock lowered his head and said, "I can't lay eggs!" "The little hen said softly," Although you can't lay eggs, you are more beautiful, taller and stronger than me, and you will tell people the truth. " The rooster smiled shyly.
There is a chicken shed with two chickens, a male and a female. The proud cock looks down on the hen. The rooster not only laughed at him, but also taunted him.
"Do you have beautiful feathers? Hen! " The rooster said proudly.
"No, Mr. Rooster." The hen said modestly.
"I knew you didn't, ugly guy!" The rooster said with a more contemptuous tone.
"I really don't have beautiful feathers, but I'm not ugly." The hen argued, "We were born to serve others, not to compete with America. When it comes to service, I'm not necessarily worse than you. Besides. "
"Shut up!" The cock is angry. "How dare you compare with me! You wait, in a few days, you will be thrown out, and I will stay here forever, not afraid of anything. "
"Why do you say that?" The hen said, "If we live in harmony, what's there to argue about!" " "
"I'm ashamed to be with you, an ugly guy. What are you! " The rooster said, "You'll see, one day, I'll kick you out of the house!" " "
The hen ignored the cock.
One day, their master wanted to eat a nutritious meal. The cock has no choice but to go to the hen. He thought, what can this ugly guy do? He observed the hen carefully. I saw the hen lying in the nest laying eggs. He thought, what's the taste of eggs? So he looked at it carefully again and found that the owner had eaten the egg and praised the hen repeatedly. The rooster can't find a reason. He said to himself, "Why can a hen lay eggs and a rooster can't?" So he imitated the hen and laid eggs in the nest.
One day, two days, three days, a week, a month. ...
Cocks never lay eggs. The hen saw it and said to the rooster, "This is my skill." The rooster finally understood a truth: everyone has his own advantages and disadvantages. Hens are not external beauty, but internal beauty. As the saying goes, inner beauty is better than outer beauty. So he immediately apologized to the hen.
They became inseparable friends again.
Once upon a time, there was a family with a rooster and a hen. I saw a cock with colorful feathers, which was very beautiful. Everyone praised the rooster for being beautiful, and the rooster was complacent and complacent. The proud cock looks down on the hen and often taunts her.
"Can you crow?" The rooster asked proudly.
The hen said modestly, "Brother Rooster, I won't."
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"I'm really not as good as your cock brother, but everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses." The hen said carefully.
"Hum! What's the use of asking you Every morning, I wake people up. What about you? What can you do? You useless thing! "
"But we are a family! Brother rooster. " The hen argued quietly.
The cock gave the hen a hard look, cocked its slender tail and swaggered away.
As time went by, the hen finally laid a big round egg with a cry of "cluck-cluck-cluck-cluck". "Mom, you look look! The hen laid eggs, so big. " The child ran to his mother happily. "Ah, finally laid eggs, eggs to eat every day. Bug, grab something to eat and feed it! "
The rooster on the wall hung his head in shame.
The composition of rooster and hen 1 1 In the animal kingdom, there lived a little hen and a little rooster. They are very good friends.
One day, they met in the forest. The rooster asked, "Little hen, where are you going?" The little hen said, "Go to the forest to catch bugs. What about you? " "Oh, let's go together. I am preparing to catch bugs. " The little cock said happily. So they all sang and walked to the forest.
They came to the place where the bugs lived, and the rooster soon began to look for bugs. It pecked around here, looking busy, but found nothing. The little hen first observed the environment, and then chose a lush place to peck seriously. After a while, the little hen caught many bugs.
The rooster was very surprised to see that the hen caught many bugs. Why can't I find the bug? I am also very serious and careful to find! Just wondering, the little hen came over and said, "Little rooster, I found a lot of bugs. Do you want me to send you some? " The little cock asked in surprise, "Is this ok?" "Of course, because we are good friends!" The little hen nodded solemnly, and then gave the little cock some bugs. The little cock looked at those fat bugs and felt very warm in his heart. The little cock said gratefully, "thank you, little hen!" " ""You're welcome. Shouldn't good friends help each other? Say thank you. " The little hen answered sincerely.
The next day, the little hen found a jar in front of her house, which was full of fresh bugs. The little hen came closer and saw that it was sent by the little rooster. There was a note on it: "Little hen, I went to the place where we looked for bugs yesterday. I found every bug here by imitating your appearance. Thank you for the worm you sent me yesterday. " Looking at the delicious bugs in the jar, the little hen's eyes are a little moist. It turns out that her good friend can be so warm. Although she is drooling over insects, how can delicious insects compare with the happiness she enjoys with her good friends? Thinking of this, the little hen quickly called the little rooster, and the two good friends enjoyed a wonderful meal of worms. They think this is the most delicious bug they have ever eaten!
A rooster and hen composition 12 There is a family that keeps a rooster, a hen and a duck. The rooster and the hen are a couple, living a poor and happy life every day. The duck was jealous of them and decided to disturb the life of the chicken couple.
One day, the duck saw the rooster crowing and felt the opportunity came. He went over to the rooster and said, "Brother Rooster, why are you still crowing?" Your hen laid eggs again. Go and have a look! The cock hurried to see the hen.
However, the duck got to the hen first. The duck said, "Aunt hen, your cock's throat is bleeding because it barks too loudly. Go and have a look! " "The hen hurried to the rooster again.
Running and running, they met on the road and both felt cheated by ducks.
They went back separately. However, the rooster thought that he might have been cheated by the duck, so he hurried to the neighbor's parrot and told it all. The parrot decided to help the rooster, so he flew to the rooster's owner and told him everything in human language. The host family happened to have another guest, so the host family picked up the duck and made a delicious dish.
This story tells us: "jealousy is a cancer in your mind, so wake up from the fog." Otherwise, the consequences will be unimaginable.
Once upon a time, there was a chicken coop in the village. Flowers are in front of the henhouse, and rivers are behind it. There lived a rooster and a hen. They lived happily with a group of chickens.
The rooster has a red comb on his head, as if with a crown. The rooster wears a flowered coat and has a gorgeous tail like a phoenix tail. The rooster also has a beautiful singing voice. Praise the host "You are the most beautiful, you are the best, you are the best …" every day. The host is very happy and the rooster is deeply loved. The host gave the rooster a concert, and the rooster was going to perform on stage. He said to the hen, "Look at me, I will perform soon, and I will become a big star." You can't perform, you are a useless thing! "The hen said," My singing is not as good as yours, but I can lay eggs, but you can't. The rooster said angrily, "You will wait and see! "I'm going to be a big star soon." The rooster swaggered onto the stage and began to giggle. Everyone says roosters sing well. From then on, the rooster sang loudly every day to show off himself. Soon, his voice became hoarse, and everyone stopped running around the rooster. By this time, the hen had laid many eggs and was praised by her master. The rooster is no longer proud. He thought to himself, the hen has laid so many eggs that it will definitely satirize me. However, the hen came over and said, "Stop singing and take more medicine for your throat."
As time goes by, the rooster's voice rises and he can sing loudly again. He corrected his previous mistakes and no longer looked down upon people proudly. From then on, the rooster and the hen lived in harmony, catching insects and walking together, and lived happily.
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