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One of the series stories of silly son-in-law

Mr. Wang has a silly son-in-law Zhao Yi, just in time for Mr. Wang's 60th birthday. His wife specifically told him to learn a few good words on the way. Zhao Yi nodded, expressing understanding, and set off in the warm spring breeze. Walking into a small forest, I saw a hunter just entering the forest, and the birds that were chirping just now suddenly quieted down, so the hunter said, "One person enters the forest, and all birds are silent!" " "Zhao Yi think this sentence is good, just remember. Keep walking until you come to a small river. The bridge was washed away by the flood, leaving only one tree across it. At this time, an old woman struggled to cross the bridge, looked back at the bridge and said, "Double bridges are easy to walk, but single trees are hard to walk!" " "He thinks this sentence is better than the last one, so just remember it. Crossing the river to a small village, an old farmer was shouting at the grinning hound with a fork: "hound, hound, if you grin again-I'll give you a fork!" " "Zhao Yi got a coke. What a cool curse! Of course I remember. I'm going to my father-in-law's house. He was a little nervous and deliberately read those three sentences several times before he was relieved. The silly son-in-law was just about to enter the door, and his family already knew, including those relatives and friends who came to congratulate him. They all know that Zhao Yi is a pustule, so they all keep silent and wait to see his jokes. Zhao Yigang came in and saw everyone talking and laughing just now. Suddenly he became quiet. He remembered the first sentence and blurted out, "When one enters the forest, all birds are silent!" Hearing this, all the people were surprised, afraid to peek at Zhao Yi, and all smiled and said hello. Mr. Wang was very happy to see the silly son-in-law doing well today, but he still wanted to test him, so Zhao was the only one who caught a chopstick at dinner. How can Zhao Yi give him chopsticks if he is unhappy? Just remembered the second sentence: "Double bridges are easy to walk, but single trees are hard to walk!"! "The old father-in-law is so stupid, and the mother-in-law next to him is secretly laughing that Mr. Wang is stumped by the silly son-in-law. Zhao's mother-in-law said, "hound dog, hound dog, grin again-I'll give you a fork!" "

Silly son-in-law series story 2

Mr. Li works outside the home and has no children, but he has three girls, all as beautiful as flowers and jade. The eldest daughter married a scholar, who was reasonable; The second daughter married a military commander, powerful and decent. The third child is the most beautiful, with curved eyebrows and swaying willows. Since childhood, he has been regarded as the apple of Mr. Li's eye. He thought he married the son of a rich man, so he could wear gold and silver and enjoy all the wealth. After crossing the door, I found that the third son-in-law was stupid and careless, but she regretted it but was helpless.

On the night of Mid-Autumn Festival, the three daughters brought their husbands and gifts to accompany their parents for a reunion dinner, and the old couple were naturally happy. The daughters are sensible, let the son-in-law set the round table and put the seat in the yard. The three sisters talked and laughed, cooked together, and put two bags of cigarettes, wine, delicacies, moon cakes and fruits in place.

The moon is high and the clouds are light, golden phoenix is cool, the sky is clear and Wan Li is fragrant with osmanthus. The family sat around the table, the daughter and son-in-law raised their glasses, and the old couple smiled and were elated. When the wine was warm, the eldest son-in-law suggested, "Grandpa, it's rare for the whole family to get together. Today is the full moon. Why didn't the father-in-law make a speech and let the three sons-in-law answer to wish you happiness? " "good!" The old member was in high spirits and readily agreed. The eldest son-in-law added, "However, we should make a rule that if we answer, we will come up for a drink. If you can't answer, punish him for washing dishes after dinner! "

It turned out that the eldest son-in-law knew that the third brother-in-law was a bit silly, and he wanted to Doby him.

What is the word order? I saw the old man twisting his white beard, thought for a moment and said, "Well, each of you must use the words Tuan Tuan, Xiao Ban, Noisy and Quiet to make sentences. How about it? "

"good! I'll come first! " As the scholar's eldest son-in-law, she bears the brunt. She raised her head and casually lowered her head and said, "The moon in the sky is round, it's past fifteen, but it's not yet there;" The stars in the sky are noisy and quiet after dawn. " "good!" The whole family cheered in unison, and the old members praised: "Good, good, not only using the four words I wrote, but also closely following the Mid-Autumn Festival theme, good! The second child is the next one. "

The second son-in-law is a military commander. Although reciting poems and writing poems is not his strong point, after seeing the moon cakes on the table, he thought a little and said, "The moon cakes on the table are round, and it's less than half if you take two bites;" The sesame seeds on it are noisy. " "Well, the second is the military commander. These four sentences are a bit of a military commander, not bad, not bad! "

The third daughter knew her husband like the back of her hand and didn't want to lose face in front of her family, so she stood up and said, "I'll answer for him." My sister's brother-in-law refused, clamoring for his own answer, and his brother-in-law was even more reluctant. Knowing that the third son-in-law was careless, the veteran said, "Forget it, forget it ..." "Hey!" Silly old three stood up.

Although these three sons-in-law are a little silly, they can hear that the eldest sister-in-law is teasing herself. They couldn't help being angry, clenched their fists and blushed: "me, me, me!" " The third daughter quickly took her husband's hand: "Sit down quickly and stop talking. The round moon and the round moon cakes have all been mentioned. What are you still talking about? " "You, you, you don't care!" Unexpectedly, the silly son-in-law was as stubborn as a bullfight, pointing to the family sitting around the table and saying loudly, "The whole family, the whole family, is round and full!" " "good!" The old members took the lead in applauding and the whole family cheered.

The old member muttered in his heart: everyone said that this old three is stupid. It's not stupid. How well you speak. Thinking of this, the old Committee member spoke: "Let me say a few words. The more difficult this question is, the more difficult it is, because everything in front has been said, so the difficulty behind it is great. " But the third child not only said it, but also said it better, not only about the Mid-Autumn Festival night, but also about the happy scene of the full moon in our family, which was the best! Best! "

The old man's words made the eldest son-in-law look ashamed, and also made the third daughter beaming, relieved and secretly admired her husband: stupid thing, you really showed your face at the crucial moment. The old man smiled and looked at the third son-in-law: "Third, go on, go on."

Silly old self-respect, loudly drink a way:

"The whole family is round and full,

Two dead, half missing!

It was noisy on the funeral day,

Everyone's dead. Be quiet! "

Ah! The whole family was dumbfounded.