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Only broken cars have spare tires, idle people have fish, cheap and versatile people will have constant feelings, and truly outstanding people will only love one person all the time.
Don't be perfunctory, sincere. I haven't lived in vain for more than 20 years. I can hardly see through whether you are sincere to me.
When I hit you in the face, don't ask me why I hit you, because you never say thank you when I give you candy.
When you started talking about me behind my back, you had already lost. You talk about me, but I think you are nothing.
6. God is fair, giving you an arrogant personality and a scolded face just to make you look more harmonious.
7. When something happens, you should first look for the reason from yourself, and don't complain that the earth is unattractive as soon as you can't shit.
8. You don't have to ask anyone about me. I am different from everyone, and my temper depends on everyone. I look like you.
9. Don't show off, because you don't feel inferior. Don't bother, because you know how to love. This is the fact: inferiority is the only show off, and lack of love is the only playboy. Flattery means nothing but proving inner weakness!
10. There are two kinds of people's looks, one is beautiful and the other is ugly. You belong to the middle one, so ugly.
You should cherish what I gave you, especially your face.
12. Don't laugh at other people's short circuits. At least they still have electricity in their heads. Your battery has long been broken, so you can only change a kitchen knife and washbasin.
13. There is no need to look back and see who is cursing you. If a mad dog bites you, do you want to get down and bite back?
14. You don't have to worry about the difference between me and the photo. No matter whether I am fat or thin, tall or short, you know that I won't live with you in the future.
15. No one is always smooth sailing. Actually, you're not alone. Look at the friends around you, just because of failure.
16. Please don't take my joke as a joke, because my joke is nothing compared with the joke God gave you.
17. When you are embarrassed to refuse others, think about why they are embarrassed to embarrass you.
18. What is your vital capacity? You can blow cow B so big.
19. Every time I see you eating pork, I feel very sad. Ben was born from the same root. What's the hurry?
20. The detour of life is actually one meter. You think you can be clever, and karma is waiting for you.
2 1. A dozen cigarettes can be smoked well, teenagers can fall in love and wear ugly shoes, because we are different.
22. You look like a QR code. I really don't know what it is without scanning.
23. You are so shameless and heartless, so you should be very light, right?
24. People who call me ugly actually feel sorry for you. You went blind at a young age! People who call me stupid actually feel sorry for you. At a young age, you are nearsighted. Speaking of people I love, I actually feel sorry for you. Got dog eye disease at a young age.
25. I didn't know that the ugly side of human nature can be so specific until I met you!
26. When the goods have a shelf life and people are tired of watching them, how long can you stay in my heart?
27. Don't think that just because you have Tan Can can cover up the fact that you are an idiot.
28. You lied to me, and I can cut you some slack. If you break my heart, I can let you go, but remember: I have a temper, not a horse!
29. Some people, some things. I didn't know how small I was until I couldn't change it, and I didn't feel that I should be lofty when I set foot on the society.
30. The longer you have contact with people, the more you like dogs. Dogs are always dogs, and people are sometimes not people!
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