Dear friends! Tell me some jokes!

Oranges have had a crush on oranges for a long time. Finally, Orange summoned up the courage to propose to Orange! Orange excitedly said to orange, "I have a crush on you for a long time." Marry me! " "I didn't expect to be brutally rejected by oranges! The orange explained, "Mom said that people who take off their clothes too easily are not good people! " "

The four most depressing things in life:

Pee, pee, pee ...

Spill a fork into the soup …

Fart and shit ...

Scrape off this paper. ...

The four most embarrassing things in life: taking a shit at a friend's house …

No paper. ...

Shit at a friend's house ...

There is paper ...

There is no water rush. ...

Shit at a friend's house ...

There is paper ...

rushing current ...

Cann't go down ...

Shit at a friend's house ...

There is paper and water. ...

descend ...

It floated up again. ...

Girlfriend: "Honey, will you die for me?" The boyfriend was embarrassed and silent for a while. My girlfriend was in a hurry, and she pressed hard: "Will it, will it?" My boyfriend looked around, but no one was there. He quickly took out a piece of earwax and stuffed it into his girlfriend's mouth.

There is a man and a woman who love each other. They abandoned their faith for love and were discriminated against by the world. The story is true and short. There is only one sentence in the story: "Teacher, just follow the old woman."