Ask for some funny jokes

One day in class, the students saw that the zipper of the teacher's skirt was not zipped. Student A raised his hand and said, "Teacher! Your door is open. " The teacher listened and said, "Never mind. When the dean comes to check, it doesn't matter if it's finished. "

If I win the grand prize,

Mouse: If I win the lottery, I will find two beautiful female cats to escort me.

Panda: If I win the grand prize, I will go for plastic surgery first, cure my dark circles first, and then take color photos.

Camel: If I win the lottery, I will cure my hunchback first, and then install some faucets in the desert.

Owl: If I win the lottery, cats and eagles will do DNA tests to see if they dare to deny that they are my biological parents.

Zebra: If I win the grand prize, I'll get rid of the tattoo immediately, so as not to be called a bad boy.

Man: If I win the lottery, I will be the groom every day and go into the bridal chamber every night. My mother-in-law will be found all over the country.

W: If I win the lottery, I will ask someone to design a special eye so that my husband can wear it, so that I won't see the second woman in my eyes.