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What joke is it that Jay Chou asks Jolin Tsai for his phone number?
Jay Chou: Do you howl?
Jolin: You're the one howling.
Jay Chou: It's a typo. I mean, how are you?
Jolin: Not bad.
Jay Chou: Who is it?
Qiu Lin: Taiwan Province Province.
Jay Chou: Is it cold there?
JOLIN: Snow is flying all over the sky, and the cold wind is like a knife.
Jay Chou: What's your name?
Qiu Lin: Qiu Lin
Jay Chou: I mean my real name.
Qiu Lin: On QQ.
Jay Chou: Say it, will you?
Jolin: Why?
Jay Chou: Just say it.
Jolin: What should I do?
Jay Chou: Because I asked.
Jolin: Can't you just say what you asked?
Jay Chou: I'm not a bad person.
Jolin: Did the bad guys label it?
Jay Chou: No. But I'm a good man.
Jolin: Please send me the certificate of being a good person.
Jay Chou: No. But you said this sentence to show your sincerity in making friends.
JOLIN:caiyilin^_^
Jay Chou: How about sweating?
Jolin: I don't sweat when typing.
Jay Chou: I mean typing your name.
Jolin: Does my name annoy you?
Jay Chou: No.
Jolin: Then why did you type my name?
Jay Chou: I mean typing.
Jolin: Which word annoys you?
Jay Chou: OK, tell me your phone number.
Jolin: Plastic, red.
Jay Chou: No, I want you to give me your phone number.
Jolin: I still need my home phone. You want to buy it yourself.
Jay Chou: No, I want you to give me your phone number.
Jolin: Where did the call come from? I thought it was made by the factory.
Jay Chou: No, I want your phone number.
Jolin: It's embedded in the mobile phone. I can't take it off.
Jay Chou: What's your phone number?
Jolin: Twelve, ten numeric keys, a diagonal key and a pound key.
Jay Chou: I asked what the phone number was.
JOLIN: From 1 to 9, with 0 at the back.
Jay Chou: I'm devastated!
JOLIN:? what happened to you
Jay Chou: No.
Jolin: Then how did it collapse? Terminal illness?
Jay Chou: I can't get your phone number.
Jolin: Is that important?
Jay Chou: What's the phone for? Isn't it just to chat? You have to tell others that the phone works.
Jolin: The telephone is used to surf the Internet.
Jay Chou: The telephone is still used for chatting.
Jolin: Yes, didn't we talk on the phone?
Jay Chou: Where were we? You haven't spoken for a long time.
JOLIN: I have said dozens of sentences.
Jay Chou: Oh, you make me dizzy. Maybe next time.
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