Good humorous sentences for Valentine's Day

The wind of romantic Valentine's Day is different from the past, blowing the heart, blowing the heart to be elated, blowing the heart to itch, blowing the heart to be flustered. Because of love, so love, so incoherent, please don't take it amiss! Love you 10000! The following is a good sentence of romantic Valentine's Day humor compiled by me. Welcome to read the reference!

1, I had an accident and twisted my waist. The driver is you-I was hit by love! Hee hee, I love you

I fell in love with you at first sight and didn't say hug you. I come to see you every three days, and no one kisses you around. I'll marry you in five days, and we won't be apart for 60 years!

3. Guess: Birds on Swan Lake are flying, and there are no double lines. The two trees are not connected with the center of the forest. If you don't want to fly first (type four words), ............... replied: I miss you very much!

4. Romantic Valentine's Day is coming. In order to reflect the local characteristics, I use China elements and Chinese style to tell you: Li Mu loves it very much! Have a happy day!

5. I can't think quickly, I don't have eyes when I wear clothes, I can't have feelings with anyone, I'm not welcome anywhere, my heart stops when I'm fine, and pneumonia is atypical!

6, you are a moon cake, I am a stuffing, always meet each other late; You are a kite, I am a thread, chasing you; You are the bright moon, I am the spring, round and complete for ten thousand years!

7. Falling flowers are intentional, flowing water is ruthless, turning into spring mud, and spring adds new ideas. Water is ruthless, love is invisible, and flowers are intentional. What is mud? What's the point of adding new ideas, spending love and running water?

8. There is a kind of tacit understanding, a kind of feeling is wonderful, and a kind of happiness is accompanied by you, and idiots will finish reading it.

9. The first part: I was single last year, single this year, and I seem to be single next year. Downward: Colleagues have owners, and classmates have owners. It seems that they all have owners of the same age. Horizontal criticism: I am single.

10, romantic Valentine's Day, a MM called him: "Come to my house, no one!" He ran away with excitement! I knocked on the door for more than an hour and found that there was really no one.

1 1, the water is flowing and the fish is swimming, so there is no reason to love you; The wind is blowing and it is raining. I really want to hug and kiss you. There is love in heaven and love on earth. How about romance today?

12, you can take good care of yourself in the distance, don't have a cold and runny nose, and occasionally sneeze, which means I am thinking of you. Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

13. If you die, please allow me to go with you. If you are still alive, please don't abandon me. If you love me, don't run away. If you love her, don't act!

14, romantic Valentine's Day is here. If there is nothing to send, send a pair of couplets. The first part: look at each other coldly; Downward: bow your head and be a bachelor; Horizontal batch: Long live the bachelor! Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

15, wife, I miss you. I sent a message to harass you. I really want to kiss you and hold you in my arms. I don't know where it is at this time, so I have to keep it in my heart! Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

16, dear Wukong, I wrote this letter slowly because I know you can't read it quickly. We have moved, but the address hasn't changed, because we brought the house number when we moved.

17, if one day you think of someone who loved you, I will always be one of them. If one day no one in this world loves you anymore, then I am definitely dead!

18, alone, Sauvignon Blanc, it's cold in Leng Yue, the evening breeze is blowing, Valentine's Day is coming, and a person is holding a mobile phone. Looking back on the good old days, I will express my best wishes and send you a happy white romantic Valentine's Day!

19, I speak for my silence, I speak for my silence; I walked away for my return, and I came back for my walk away. True water should be tasteless, so true feelings should be silent.

20, you are a little aura, I am a little stupid; You are a little delicate, I am a little rustic; You are a little fragrant, and I am a little drunk; If you are angry, I won't lose my temper. Dear, Happy Romantic Valentine's Day!

2 1, I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up.

22, all sentient beings, every day is a holiday, a warm and cold, a greeting, a reminder, a hand-in-hand note, a lovesickness, a soulmate's hope, a feeling, a lifelong love, a happy and romantic Valentine's Day!

23. Of all the people in the world, why do I know you? I know a lot of people, why I miss you. As long as I think of you, my heart is as sweet as honey Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

24. The weather is changing and the rings are changing, but my heart remains the same. The distance of time cannot stop the collision between our two hearts. Even if the earth stops turning, my heart is still tossing and turning for you.

25. My love for you is like a raging river, like the uncontrolled Yellow River flooding, and like the sunset, the western hills are brilliant. I think you love you. I can't live without you. I must catch you!

26. Romantic Valentine's Day is coming. You know, a pot can't be without a lid, a fire can't be without a flame, a needle can't be without a tip, and a key can't be without a chain, so I can't be without you!

27. I don't know if there is starlight on the romantic Valentine's Day night. The moon quietly hides and trysts with her lover. Come on, honey, I'm holding a bunch of red roses and waiting for you under a rack of wisteria. Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

28. There are no wrong flowers in the world, only missed seasons; There are no wrong people in the world, only missing lovers. Fortunately, I didn't miss you in the right place at the right time. Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

29. May your blessings be like a trickle, miss you like smoke, always think of your beautiful face, and often dream of your smiling face like a flower. On the romantic Valentine's Day, I send my sincere blessing in advance: happiness forever!

30. Missing, the night is hazy on your face; Miss you, the tide dilutes your smile; Love you, love you, the sunshine corrodes your beauty; Text messages, text messages and mobile phones make your heart red. Happy romantic Valentine's Day, baby.

3 1, Romantic Valentine's Day is coming. I wish you always romantic and affectionate, always sincere and happy, always pure and happy, always affectionate and sweet, and always infatuated with happiness!

32. Wait for the bright moon and look forward to the full moon. The night sky is full of moons, and the moons are full. I wish friends from afar a safe journey. I smiled gently and met my bosom friend. Happy romantic Valentine's Day, sweet love.

33. Since I fell in love with you, my heart can't let you go. I'll walk with you. I'll carry you when I'm tired, carry you when I'm cold, carry you when I'm hot, and pretend to be you when I go out. I have no temper, because I love you so much! Romantic Valentine's Day, I miss you so much!

I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, the snow in northern Saibei. Sorry, it's stuck. Hehe, happy romantic Valentine's Day!

Dear, romantic Valentine's Day makes me make a wish: If you are a bright moon, I would like to be a star, which will make you bloom with incomparable charm; If you were a flower, I would like to be cow dung to moisten you fresh and delicate. Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

36. I love you as a mouse loves rice. I miss you. You can't live without you. Where can I find such a considerate and single-minded person without you? Happy romantic Valentine's Day! The person I love most in my life.

37. The sky is gray and the earth is vast. I am busy with love every day. What people say is cool, except work is love; Panic during the day, melancholy at night, leaning on the bed thinking about your appearance; The moon is bright and the stars are bright. Let's be a romantic Valentine's Day couple.

38. I don't know what to describe love, and I don't know what words to express love. Friend: Don't spend it like I did on a romantic Valentine's Day without a lover. I wish you a romantic and happy Valentine's Day and a happy love. Come on, friend! Come on!

39. Domestic pigs are kept at home, wild boars are born in the mountains, and stupid pigs are reading this message. If the stupid pig is laughing, the fat pig is angry, and the dead pig is ignored, even the pig is not as good as the person who doesn't reply. Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

40, your happiness, I will create; I will make up for your confusion; I will satisfy your greed; I will give in to your willfulness; I'm the only one who cares about you. I am a professional pig farmer. Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

4 1, I am lonely because I miss you every day, lonely because I miss you every night, and always sad because I don't have you. I am sad because I love you. I miss you all day. Don't let me meet you, or I will kiss you and love you until the seas run dry and the rocks crumble!

42. Singles are most afraid of romantic Valentine's Day, and I can tolerate it at ordinary times. I have been in Paris, and I really want to rob money and sex. At night, the moonlight is dim and bleak, and no one speaks before and after the flowers. I live alone, and I don't need songs to ask for wine!

43, a gentle greeting, don't want to bother you, just want to know that you are all right! May every mobile phone call bring you luck and happiness, and may every short message bring you happiness and warmth! People who miss you!

44. Romantic Valentine's Day. The farther away I am, the more I love. The farther away I am, the stronger my love is. I hope our romantic Valentine's Day will always belong to us. May our romantic Valentine's Day be happy forever, and may our feelings belong to us. Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

45. Take off your clothes when the wind blows, shelter you from the wind and rain when it rains, relieve your worries when you are upset, comfort your heart when you are lonely, illuminate you when you walk at night, and be by your side when you are afraid. Loving you is my only direction; Loving you is my love ideal!

46. Romantic Valentine's Day movies are too rustic, shopping is too tired, flowers are too expensive, and walking is tasteless; Why don't you have a romantic date in the early morning, snuggle up in the moonlight, have fun on the grassland, and send a comfort to single friends on your mobile phone!

47. The lover outside is calcium, and the wife at home is a dish; Eat vegetables three times a day and occasionally supplement calcium; Good health needs vegetables, and happiness depends on calcium. The doctor said that February 14 is the legal calcium supplement day! Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

48. Take romantic Valentine's Day as a new starting point, take "love you is non-negotiable" as the guiding ideology, hold high the great banner of "I love you" and practice the "scientific concept of love". In order to realize the common happiness of lovers in the world, you and I must work hard!

49, romantic Valentine's Day is coming, warm reminder in advance: send some flowers and plants implicitly, run with lively hands, really full, sing and dance enthusiastically, hug romantically, fall down on a crazy night and send a timid message!

50. I love you forever, I love you every year, I greet you every month, I am warm to you all the time, I wish you all the time, and I miss you all the time! I wish you happiness every day!

5 1, the romantic Valentine's Day is coming. If there is still a heartbeat, if there is still a smile, if there is still my text message harassment, it doesn't matter whether you love it or not. Although I can't be your soul mate, I can cherish your heart. Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

52. Opening is auspicious; Reading is a blessing; What you see is peace; What is ushered in is hope; Pressing down is happiness; May you be happy every day; Every month is smooth and smooth; Lucky every year; Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

Dear friends, this romantic Valentine's Day, we must work hard, work hard again, get rid of singles as soon as possible, step into the ranks of people in love, get married, have children, come on, I am optimistic about you! Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

I want to send you roses, but it's too expensive. I want to comfort you, but I haven't learned it yet. I want to kneel to you, but the ring is still in the safe. I can only send messages to chase you. I hope we will never screw up. Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

55. There is no right or wrong in love, only exams. The wind drives the waning moon, and the butterfly is not afraid of thorns. Love and hate can't be said. The dual screen has a Qian Qian knot. It's a sunny day, and it's a romantic Valentine's Day!

56. There are more than 6 billion people in the world, and the probability of your meeting is very small. Love is a hard-won fate, cherish the people you love and those who love you. Happy Valentine's Day to lovers all over the world!

57. My family name is me, my name is Love You, my name is Understanding You, my scientific name is Love You, my book name is Dream You, my pen name is Love You, and my nickname is Chasing You. Hey, hey, look what makes you proud. Actually, my real name is teasing you! Happy romantic valentine's day.

Before I met you, I never knew the feeling of missing and the sweetness of love. Please promise me that from this romantic Valentine's Day, this feeling will accompany me for the rest of my life! Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

59. Romantic Valentine's Day is full of flowers. Not every flower can represent love, but roses do. A sea of people. Not everyone can receive sincere wishes today, but you did it. Happy romantic Valentine's Day!

60. The day has come when I have to see you again. Don't bother me. You are troublesome, I am more troublesome, and two people are more troublesome together. But it seems more troublesome to listen to my parents' nagging at home alone on the seventh day of July. Alas! Waiting for you.