Funny little jokes, stories and truth

A selection of funny jokes, stories and truths.

The following is a little joke I collected. Although it is a joke, it also contains some truth. Come and have a look and learn the truth happily!

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Xiaoming accidentally swallowed a small piece of soap in the bath, and his mother called the doctor for help in a panic. The doctor said: I have several patients here, and it may take half an hour to arrive. ?

Xiaoming's mother said:? What should I do before you come? The doctor said: Give Xiaoming a cup of boiled water, and then jump hard, so that Xiaoming can blow bubbles with his mouth to pass the time. ?

Feeling: Now that things have happened, why not face them calmly. It's better to rest assured if you are worried, and it's better to be poor and happy if you are nervous.

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There is a strong lock hanging on the gate, and an iron bar took a lot of effort, but it still can't be pried open. When the key came, his thin body got into the keyhole, and with a slight turn, the big lock was locked? Dad? It opened with a bang.

Feeling: Everyone's heart is like a locked door, no matter how thick your iron bar is, it can't be pried open. Only by caring can we turn ourselves into a delicate key and enter other people's hearts.

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After dinner, mother and daughter wash dishes together, and father and son watch TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a sound of breaking dishes in the kitchen, and then there was silence. The son looked at his father and said that his mother must have broken it. ? How do you know she didn't swear? ?

Feeling: We are used to treating people with different standards, so that we are always strict with ourselves.

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There are two sightseeing groups traveling to the same place. The road conditions are poor, and there are potholes everywhere. A tour guide repeatedly said that the road was like pockmarked. But another tour guide said poetically to the tourists:? We are now taking the famous charming dimple avenue in the local area. ?

Perception: Although the same situation, supplemented by different perspectives, will produce different attitudes. Thought is a wonderful thing. What you think is up to you.

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Students in the third grade of primary school will volunteer to be clowns in the future. Some people denounced it as:? If you have no ambition, you can't teach a boy! ? Some people will say:? May you bring laughter to the whole world! ?

Perception: As elders, we require not only encouragement, but also narrowness to define success.

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My wife is cooking in the kitchen, and my husband has been nagging: slow down! Watch out! The fire is too big! Turn the fish over! Too much oil! ? The wife blurted out:? I know how to cook. ? Husband calmly replied:? I just want you to know how I feel when I am driving and you are chattering around.

Feeling: It is not difficult to learn to be considerate of others, as long as you are willing to seriously stand in each other's perspective and position.

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A bus full of passengers sped down the hill, followed by a man. A passenger stuck his head out of the window and said to the car chaser, dude, forget it, you can't catch up! ? I have to catch up with it? The man gasped. I am the driver of this car! ?

Feeling: Some people must work hard, because otherwise, the consequences will be very tragic! However, it is precisely because we must go all out that the potential instinct and unknown characteristics will finally be fully displayed.

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A:? The new neighbor is so hateful that he rang my doorbell at midnight last night. ? b:？ How hateful! Did you call the police immediately? A:? No. I think they are crazy. Keep playing my trumpet. ?

Feeling: Everything happens for a reason. If you can see your mistakes first, the answer will be different.

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Zhang San is driving on a mountain road. Just as he was enjoying the beautiful scenery leisurely, suddenly the oncoming truck driver rolled down his window and shouted, Pig! ? Zhang San became more and more angry, rolled down the window and cursed: you are the pig! ? Just after scolding, I bumped into a group of pigs crossing the road.

Feeling: Don't misinterpret other people's kindness, it will only make you suffer and make others lose face.

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The little boy asked his father: Does the father always know more than his son? Dad replied:? Of course! ? Who invented the electric light, Edison? ? Then why didn't Edison's father invent the electric light?

Feeling: Authority is often just an empty shell that can't stand the test, especially in today's pluralistic and open era.

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Father and son saw a luxury imported car. The son disdainfully said to his father. People who take this kind of car must have no knowledge in their stomachs! ? Father replied airily:? People who say such things must have no money in their pockets! ?

Feeling: Does your view of things also reflect your true attitude?

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