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I went to fight with my friends and was caught by the police. My friend said I didn't hit me. I was arrested to make a statement. What should I say?
From an objective point of view, if you say you didn't fight, you give up your friend's motive, and then your friend will be punished for your debt. When he comes out, you will owe him a big favor. Subjectively speaking, "Brother, you are loyal enough. I remember how you felt. We share weal and woe, and I will take this responsibility. Let's go in and out together! "
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