Ask for jokes within 100 words, the more the better, not colored jokes!

1. One day, persimmons and pears argued about who was sexy. Please comment on passing peaches. Peach said disdainfully, "Gee, are you still so sexy?" Come here! Look at my body hair! ! !

2. Wukong is sucking on the ground with a magnet. Friar Sand said, Brother, what are you looking for? Wukong: Hey! I dropped my golden hoop, and it didn't take long to grow!

3. A group of space tourists landed on a strange planet, and the little Lisi God warned: "Don't pee anywhere here. Careless will create a new world. "

In court, Xiao Qiang stood in the dock, and the judge asked majestically, "Xiao Qiang, why have you been making counterfeit money?" ? Xiao Qiang said very grievance: Your Honor, if I can make real money, will I still make counterfeit money?

5. At lunch time, Xiaoming pushed the bowl to Xiao Gang next to him: "Try the rice I brought …" Xiao Gang scooped up a spoonful and put it in his mouth. Xiao Ming added: "How about it? After two days, can I still eat? "

Facts have proved that students can never beat teachers!

6. As soon as I stuttered for dinner, the young lady stuttered with a bottle of XO and asked, "How much is it?" Miss: "Three thousand." Stuttering: "Open, open, open ..." Miss plopped open the lid and stammered: "Are you kidding?"

7. The girl told her lover that you haven't sent me flowers for a long time. The boy said, ah, what flowers do you like? The girl is angry: we have been together for so long, don't you know? I like "rich flowers"!

8. Xiao Zhang was fired by his boss, and Xiao Wang asked why. Xiao Zhang said sadly, there is no way. There are two reasons. The boss says I can't do anything serious. The boss says I can't do anything serious.

9. The optometrist teaches the newcomer the price: he asks how much, and you say 600 yuan; If he doesn't blink, you say it's the price of the frame; If he doesn't blink, you say 400 yuan, and you say: one piece.

10. The stallion excitedly came to the donkey with a divorce certificate. He was overjoyed and said, hey! I'm finally leaving! The donkey sighed, alas, we can look forward to this day! Mule! Come here, this is your father!