Please help us to see which joke the following sentence comes from in Degang Guo.

A: You see, people who don't stick to that line are also cruel.

B what?

You won't believe it. Don't!

B that's right! A little skeptical.

It doesn't matter if you don't believe it, just investigate. You see, officials and people who do great things, whether in the military or the literary and art circles, are mostly polite. If you look at his servant again, it will be very different from his master!

B what?

A Isn't his master very polite when meeting people?

b！

A: He is very rude when he meets someone completely different from his master. Especially nowadays, more than half of ordinary people are the brains of Wasserge's eye serge suit.

What is China silk serge? What is the brain of western clothing?

You know nothing about this! Even if you look down on people, if you go in cloth and plan to meet the people above, he doesn't care what friendship you have with his master, and he will make up his mind to disappear!

B that seems a little unreasonable!

Who says he is reasonable?

If you wear Vasco, where will you go?

A: If you wear waffles or serge, it's much better than cloth. You'd better wear a suit If you compare wearing a suit with wearing a cloth, it is really a world of difference. It seems that it is his grandson who wears cloth and his ancestor who wears a suit. Look at the difference!

Wow! It's amazing! You should wear a suit if you have money!

This applies not only to people now, but also to business now.

B business people should not look down on people. Good or bad, buying more and buying less are the gods of wealth. How can they look down on people? That's really not a business rule!

A I remember once, I went to a cloth shop in Qianmen to buy cloth, not to mention which one.

B, did you understand when you said it?

One, stop it. Say it and people will hit me!

It doesn't matter much if I hit you and it doesn't hurt.

Stop it! Guess what? Fortunately, I went to that cloth shop, and their guys didn't like words when they saw me. Later, the gentleman who looked at the cabinet couldn't stand it, so he asked them to come over and ask me what to buy. Although I don't care much, I'm not, but everyone looks at me.

B that's to be careful of you, lest you steal from others!

How can our brothers steal from others?

A lot of stealing!

A stole it, but that was years ago. Not stealing now!

B, once you know, you will change, and the bad guys will become good people.

Although A doesn't steal very often now, he occasionally suffers from this disease.

What's the matter?

A is stealing!

B good virtue, never changed!

A It doesn't matter much if you commit it once in a while!

B impossible, this disease should not exist at all.

Soon I went in with a gorgeous kannika nimtragol. Wow! Great, great! It's like going in with grandma mammon. A dozen guys ran past, and she was caught in the middle of the crowd. She was let to the back, and the little apprentice was busy pouring tea, taking cigarettes and striking matches. It's really lively and amazing. Seeing them like this, all my disciples left. I took advantage of this mess, picked up two pieces of cloth and ran out, and immediately ran home. Do you think I have this ability?

B: that's not ability. I still haven't forgotten to steal from others. This cloth shop is really careless. You should be let go.

Look! If you can't run, you are still capable!

The virtue of kindness.

A: Just kidding. There is no such thing! It's hateful that they have such influence in business!

B that's right!

A: You see, there are such people who leave their jobs without saying three words. Take you for example. You talk cross talk here every day. One day, you have no business. You went out for a walk and met someone. People ask you that you didn't do any business today. You must say, "Don't you?" You must never say, "Kuang! Come and stay! " This is a favorite idea of gongs and drums when talking about cross talk.

B right, right!

And Dr. Mei Lanfang. Don't look at him on stage. If he comes to his house, he will be very feminine, too. Then the landlord will speak soon. Please find a house to move!

B right, right! Stage is stage, and home is home.

A just mentioned Dr. Mei. I'm also addicted to drama.

B then go to the theater to listen!

An opera addiction is not going to the opera, but singing opera addiction.

B You can sing, right?

You don't know?

B Yes, I don't know.

A: I am a master student of Fu Liancheng?

Oh! Are you a student of Fu Liancheng?

A: Yes!

B What's your name in Corey?

My name is "Association".

How did B get such a name?

Represents freshness.

B so fresh!

A: You see, Huangpi is no joke. It is not easy!

I don't know.

A: Don't look at amateurs. It sang very well at the box office. It's worth ten dollars to listen to too much, and eight dollars to put backstage. Six dollars as soon as you get on stage, then four dollars, then two dollars.

B, why is it getting less and less?

A is getting worse. Why not reduce it? I remember once at a meeting in the lobby of a restaurant, a friend sang "Lao Dan". If his voice is really not bad, he sang "Hua Youshan" that day.

b！

He hasn't been on the stage. This is a big girl sitting in a sedan chair.

How do you say this?

A is the first time. Someone dressed him in the background. Why not sing a song as the background first?

B that's right!

A: The reverse is: "It's dark, and it's dark for a while." Listen at the front desk. It's really loud, and the rest sounds like three days! Just listen to the applause and applause from the audience.

That's great. Of course, some people applaud.

A listened to GREAT GHOST's words and shouted, "Pull away!" I asked the old lady to come on stage, and she was going to sing "Touch the Board" on the stage!

b！

A ok! Guess what?

B sings better!

A is good, but you have to learn! He forgot the lyrics. Ask GREAT GHOST directly: "What am I singing?" GREAT GHOST said, "I know what you are singing!"

B forgetting words is really bad!

The more I can't remember, the more anxious I am, and the more anxious I am, the more I can't remember!

B that's for sure!

Guess what! The man who goes to GREAT GHOST is really tall. Seeing that he really couldn't remember, it was really bad to stand on the stage, and he shouted "Come, pull it back!" "

B how beautiful! Why did you pull it back?

What if you don't pull it back? Standing on the stage is probably not good!

B is probably not good-looking, it's simply not good-looking!

A: So it is not easy to say that the fans are really applauding. Look at their class. It's only been seven years since they left school, and they've been beaten by a board and a stick. Learning drama in the past did not mean learning drama, but acting drama. From this point of view, the severity of their beatings can be imagined.

B that's right! I played hard in my early years. I remember once upon a time there was a community where a drama teacher taught. At that time, the two children taught by his family were both studying martial arts. Once, he took a wrong step because he imitated the catwalk. His father took a gun and broke it. Another time, I forgot why, he lifted the child, threw it more than ten feet away and foamed at the child. Tell me how powerful it is.

A Now the average amateur is almost full of uncle temper, and it's okay to fight! When you talk about him, he doesn't like to hear everything. Their psychology is like this: "Uncle has money."

B that's right!

A I was often beaten when I studied drama!

What's your job?

A I learned to bow hard!

B what?

Bow hard!

What do you mean by bowing hard?

Don't you know what a hard bow is? You are a bit like a real China git!

B I really don't understand! Not only do I not understand, but I have never heard of such a role in the entertainment industry.

A: You are rare, very strange!

B that's right! I'm really a little strange, and there's nothing to say. We are good brothers. Ask me!

Nothing, my brother, why are you so polite! Those who bow desperately are called old civil and military workers.

B don't be scolded here!

A played for a long time, haha, stirred you for a long time.

B nothing! Nothing!

A Let me help you!

B thank you! thank you

Can you sing?

B I can't say yes, but I know a little. Anyway, it's not as good as you had a class!

You're welcome. Let's sing a song today.

B ok! What drama do you want to sing, literature or martial arts?

A: It's better to sing a sketch.

What song is B-Wen singing?

Whatever you say.

Why don't you sing Julien Village?

A "Julian village" is not good!

B what's wrong!

A too many roles, too tired!

B How about singing Hero?

A Hero is not good either!

B Then sing "Banquet of Ministers"?

A "banquet of ministers" is even more boring!

B everything is so boring!

A, don't you find something interesting to say!

B Shall we sing White Tiger Hall?

A: Yes, Yuanmen Chop White Tiger Hall, a great one!

B let's sing this song!

A I won't!

B I said, what's the matter with you? It's either bad or boring, or it won't. So what's to sing?

Let me give you an idea. Let's sing the Yellow Crane Tower. Do you like it?

B ok, ok! Let's divide the roles first.

A The Yellow Crane Tower uses a lot of Chinese characters, so let's do the math first. Liu Bei, Kong Ming, Zhang Fei, Zhao Yun, Zhou Yu, Lu Su, Gan Ning and Liu Feng, eight people. How do we divide it?

B I will find Liu Bei, you find Kong Ming, I will find another Zhang Fei, you will find another Zhou Yu, and the rest are Zhao Yun, Lu Su and Gan Ning.

All right! Who sings first?

B Liu Bei goes first!

Ok, you go first!

(B is on the stage)

B (reading the introduction) "The land is in harmony with people, and the sun and Cao are destroyed, and the heart is lonely. (Sit down) The sun and the moon shine on the hero again, relying on Wolong to build outstanding achievements. Although the land was returned to the throne, it was not awarded to the emperor. Lonely, Liu Bei, and his brothers look after the hut. Please ask Mr. Zhuge to work hard and make contributions; Although I live in Jingzhou, I don't know Soochow. Exactly: heaven is lonely. Reorganize Han Diji. " (b looks at A, A is silent)

It's your turn!

What should I do?

B, it's your turn to go on stage!

Who am I going to find?

B You go to Liu Feng first.

What did Jia say?

B won't you?

A dare not sing with you.

B you will. Why don't you know what to say?

It slipped my mind. It doesn't matter if you tell me a word. What are you doing? I'm doing you a favor.

Okay, I'll tell you something. You should say, "Tell my father about Wu Dong at once. See my father. "

What am I to you?

The role you play is my son.

Don't be scolded! Who wants a father like you!

Who wants a son like you? This is an opera, not real. I'm your father.

Oh! That's it! That's what I'm talking about! All right! Come on! "Tell my father about Wu Dong. See my father. "

B "That's all, why?"

I know what to do!

B I said you couldn't do it at all?

Why not! Dare not sing with you?

So you can't read?

A I forgot!

You forgot again. I think you probably forgot all about it!

Answer no! Don't! I remembered it as soon as you said it.

B I will tell you something. You said, "There is a letter from Soochow. Please read it, father. "

Oh! The same old word! I remember.

B that's for sure. You can't remember if I don't tell you. You remembered it as soon as I said it. Come on!

"There is a letter from Dongwu. Please read it, father. "

B "There's a letter from Soochow that needs to be opened by orphans."

(Party A and Party B read the suona brand together)

B "Come, please Mr. Zhuge Liang!"

A: Should I change another Zhuge Liang?

B Yes, hurry up!

What should I say again?

B how could you not know?

I just remembered, I told you to forget it quickly! You tell me!

B ok, I'll tell you! You said, "Wu Dong has set up a slaughterhouse. How can civet cats beat tigers and wolves? See the master! "

Oh! Still an old saying! I will.

B You can do it again. Come on!

A sentence "Wu Dong put down the slaughterhouse, how can civet cats beat the tiger and the wolf?" Meet your master. "

B "Please sit down, sir!"

You are welcome!

Where did b say "you're welcome" again?

Is it wrong?

B no! You are so sad! You should say, "Thank you for sitting down. What is the military situation? "

A that's right! I forgot!

B you forgot all about it!

A: "Thank you for sitting down. What is the military situation? "

"There is a letter from Suzhou. Please read it, sir! "

A is coming, come on! What do you think of him?

Where does this word come from?

Is it wrong?

B no!

A So what is it?

You can't say a word. Please, stop singing!

A I stopped singing these years and forgot the lyrics. Let's overcome this!

B is fine! So where do we start?

A Let's stand up from Liu Bei and sing, shall we?

B yes! I will sing first. (Singing): "How bold Zhuge Liang is! He forced the solitary king to cross the Yangtze River, leaving the dragon's den alone.

A "mountain man sends master!"

B "alas! Obviously, you sent me to die alone. "

A (singing) "As soon as I saw the master's treasure account, I came to Yi Zhangde."

Let's go Wow! (Singing) "I'm angry with Zhuge Liang, and I don't discuss anything with anyone. I was so angry that I rushed into the account. Please give it back to my big brother. " (white) "Can be annoying, can be annoying!"

A: "Who are the three generals angry about?"

B "I'll come to you!" "

A "Why come for the mountain people?"

B "My eldest brother crossed the river for dinner, why didn't I let Lao Zhang know?"

Let you know what to do?

"Good things! I want to hit you! " (matchmaking)

B come on! Come on! Sir, save your life!