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Go out without cash, embarrassed twice.

"Can you give me change? I ... I ... I want cash! "

"This is not your money code? How convenient! "

After work, I wanted to go to the vegetable market to buy something to eat, so I drove a long way and went to the drugstore to buy myself a plaster.

Walking on the road, I suddenly saw an old man selling spinach on the side of the road. It was very fresh. So I parked my car on the side of the road and walked over to get a bunch of spinach.

The old man stared at me and said, "I grew this dish myself." I tied it myself. Very clean. You can buy with confidence. You don't have to choose your own things. You can rest assured! "

As soon as I saw it, my uncle tied it seriously and it was really clean. I took a big bag, stood up, took out my mobile phone from my trouser pocket and scanned the money collection code around the old man. Before I could pay the money, I heard the old man say, "Excuse me, young man, can you give me change?"

I quickly stopped and said, "Why? Grandpa. "

Grandpa picked up a dirty towel from the side, wiped his nose and rubbed his hands, saying, "I'm not afraid of your jokes." This code belongs to my wife. She asked me to put the money in. I don't want to put it in. If I did, she wouldn't give it to me. I ... want to buy something myself. "

I immediately understood the old man's mind. In desperation, I subconsciously reached into my pocket, but immediately remembered that I was not used to carrying money. I am embarrassed to tell my uncle that I have no money.

Suddenly, on second thought, I remembered that I had change in my car. I usually put the rest of the change in the car. I quickly ran to the car, grabbed it, gave the uncle money, and gave him the remaining few dollars by the way.

Grateful, grandpa watched me get on the bus, waved to me and watched me leave. I feel very uncomfortable, but I am also glad that I have such a good habit of saving change.

On the way, I remembered another embarrassing scene. One day last year, the children went to perform in Longju. After the performance, they went to the small booth behind the stage and bought them some food.

When the children saw the food, they couldn't wait to eat it. I turn on my mobile phone and scan the code to pay. At this time, the embarrassment came again: the mobile phone has no signal!

I said to the proprietress, "There is no signal on the mobile phone here!"

The proprietress said, "I forgot to tell you, this is a blind spot." You can't pay by mobile phone. You need to pay in cash. "

I said awkwardly, "No, I don't have the habit of carrying cash. What can I do? " The child has already eaten, and there is no way to return it! Can I use your code to try where there is a signal? "

The proprietress said: "Probably enough, there is no other way, you try!" " "

In this way, I took the receipt code and changed it in several places, but it didn't work. Just when I was anxious, my wife couldn't wait to find us. She said she had cash on her, so she was lucky to get out of trouble.

At this time, my wife said something that I still remember: "You are lucky this time. What about next time? " Let's go out with cash honestly! "

Friends, have you ever been so embarrassed? This is really the time to spend money, so you won't be so annoying! In order not to be embarrassed, get into the habit of taking cash when you go out!