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What does skateboarding represent?
1 Enthusiasm
He can devote all his energy to his hobbies. In the future, he will definitely have a career that he loves. And
And, one of the sexiest moments for a man is when he is concentrating on what he is doing. So, find an opportunity
When he is concentrating on playing the board, observe him from the side, and you will find that what I said is right.
2 Refusing to admit defeat
As the saying goes, there is no first in literature and no second in military power. Skateboarding is a sport, and every skateboarder has had the experience of sliding to oille, and the first stage of this process - falling, is a very long time
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interval. If you didn't have the spirit of not admitting defeat, you would have given up long ago. Therefore, it is difficult to find a man who is easy to admit defeat among skateboarding men. The same is true in life, it is better to find a man with backbone.
3 Gentlemanlikeness
Even if you are laughed at until your heart is full of tears, you still have to say it is normal after a fall, and the worst case scenario is to do it again.
It’s never too late to get ahead in ten years. Over time, falling will develop a good character of remembering the joy but not the pain, and being modest and prudent.
This is also one of the necessary conditions for a good husband.
4 Patience
A skateboarder may not always succeed in every move, but they will try their best to find every success when they feel lost
, this is when patience is needed. Patiently adjust your mentality, patiently ponder,
and then let the skateboard yield to your feet. In your life, there will also be unsatisfactory times, so choose a patient husband, and then the two of you will always face different situations with a calm attitude.
Life.
5 Anti-hit ability
Every skateboarder must have tasted the feeling of being firmly pressed against the body by the ground, and not just once.
Then, when he is not facing the cold ground, but a small skateboard full of love, he will not escape either, but will willingly choose to do it. An honest punching bag with a smile on his face.
6 Be careful
As a skater, one of the basic skills is to find a safe place to fall down when the action is unsuccessful, day after day
Day after day, year after year, his powers of observation and reaction are absolutely on par with Sherlock Holmes. Similarly, when he is with you, he will not ignore your various feelings, including your every smile and every move. When you are tired, he will help you; when you are happy, he will enjoy happiness with you; when you are depressed, he will comfort you. Wow, what more can I ask for when my husband is like this!
7 Quick reaction
Another basic skill for skaters, choose the appropriate action to fall to the ground to protect. Choosing a lifelong partner does not necessarily require Jet Li or Jackie Chan's skills, but you can never go wrong if you are smart.
8 Extreme Sports Skateboard Experts
From choosing the deck, bridge, wheels, bearings, rubber pads, you can make so many designs on wood, metal and plastic
Settings. Find any skater and they can chat with you about board material for three days and three nights. Besides, in the future world, extreme sports will be indispensable. If you find a husband who doesn't understand these two things, you will be laughed at even when you go out. Moreover, your future baby will have an extra teacher before he is born. Comrade Xiaoping once said that skateboarding should be started from a young age. You don’t have to worry about this anymore.
9 Psychological Endurance
It’s not necessarily when the earth will kiss, and it’s not necessarily when the skateboard will cross paths.
Every skateboarder has developed the fearless spirit of rolling and climbing without being scared, and kicking on the skateboard without being afraid. Life is always going to have ups and downs
. Would you choose a person who becomes decadent and depressed when encountering problems to be your lifelong partner?
10. Planning
Skaters should be familiar with when to do what. Every moment, he is silently making plans to show off in his mind, calculating the time when the props meet the board, calculating how high the props are, and thinking about what to do on the props
Movement and how to land. After forming a meticulous personality, he will also arrange your life in an orderly manner. The day after tomorrow is your birthday, so you should have a party; the day after tomorrow, you should go buy rice, and by the way
Buy soy sauce. Well, that's it.
11. Emotionally dedicated
A skateboarder’s dedication to skateboarding is unmatched by other athletes. From the beginning of the bullet board, he has followed the skateboard loyally
His footprints never change his mind. Which girl wouldn’t care about this?
12. General knowledge
As a skateboarder, of course you know what to do when and where. When you see a row of steps, you always have to decide whether to jump directly or slide down using the handrails. The same goes for obstacles and railings. In this way, a man who skates
is naturally a person who puts the overall situation first in everything and always manages the market. How can he not
control the heart of MM
13. Perseverance
Every skateboarder has the experience of practicing jumping from a line to a board, right? From this end to that end, from that end to this end again, and so on, without getting tired of it. There are countless examples like this! The reason why
such perseverance can be achieved is supported by a belief in the heart, and the joy after a successful jump is indescribable
. The same goes for practicing other movements. So: guys who don’t have GF, what are you afraid of?
Bring on the spirit of our practice! !
14. Going out
People who have never walked across the street may not have such an experience. In the environment of riding on the street, it is impossible not to learn to remember the road.
No matter where you go and what obstacles you encounter, you can’t keep track of them: there are several pits you haven’t jumped over, steps you haven’t climbed, and barriers you haven’t slipped over. How many stations have traffic police and so on?
It is really not something that ordinary people without training can do. With these skills, even if you are unfamiliar with life
when you go out, you will not be flustered or afraid. >If you feel safe enough, MM will not follow you wholeheartedly
15. The concept of time
All skaters must have a strong concept of time. Regardless of whether they are adding moves before putting on props, a one-second error
may lead to lifelong disability. When boards and props meet, time waits for no one! International masters even more
add tricks (sleight of hand) to the props, stand firm and add tricks, and then add tricks to the ground again and again. The timing is just right
. For a long time, a man with such an experience has always been ahead of others in everything, always thinking about taking measures in advance. For such a man, what are you waiting for?
After playing for a year (I'm still very good at boarding! But I still know a lot of moves). It seems that we boarders are still very "great"! :}
Not every skateboarder can perfectly embody the above ten points at the same time, but it’s not because they don’t
have these advantages, but you haven’t discovered them yet. , has not been observed.
So give him a little more time, otherwise, you may regret it for the rest of your life. To sum up, skateboarding is not only an extreme sport, but also one of the important tools for girls to choose a mate. Choosing Banzai means choosing happiness
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