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Jokes are neither long nor short.
Son, say "I told you not to wear a hat".
The little white rabbit left very grievance. The next day, she skipped out of the house wearing a hat and met big ash again.
Wolf, he came up and gave the white rabbit two big mouths and said, "I told you to wear a hat."
Tutu is depressed.
After thinking for a long time, I finally decided to complain to the king of the forest, Tiger. After explaining the situation, the tiger said, "OK, I know.
Come on, I'll handle it. Trust organization. "
On the same day, the tiger found his partner wolf. "You are wrong, let Lao tze I am very embarrassed.
All right. "Say, wiped the ash that fell on the table:" Do you think this is ok? "
"You can say, tutu, come and find me a piece of meat! She found the fat one, and you said you wanted the thin one. She found herself thin.
Yes, you said you wanted fat. So you can hit her. "
"Of course, you can also say so. Tutu, come and find me a woman. She found a plump one, and you said you liked it.
Slim She found a slim one, and you said you liked the plump one. You can hit her. Well-founded, powerful and temperate. "
The wolf nodded and clapped his hands, and the reverence for the tiger once again reached a new peak.
Unexpectedly, the above instructions were heard by the little white rabbit who was weeding the tiger's house outside the window. I hate this in my heart.
The next day, the little white rabbit went out again. What a coincidence! It's the big bad wolf coming.
The wolf said, "Tutu, come and find me a piece of meat."
Tutu said, "So, do you want to be fat or thin?"
The wolf listened, his heart sank and he was happy again. He said, fortunately, there is a plan B.
He added, "Tutu, Mary, find me a woman."
Tutu asked, "So, do you prefer plump or slim?"
The wolf was silent for 2 seconds and raised his hand to give Tutu two big ear stickers.
"Shit, I told you not to wear a hat."
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