Funny signatures popular on the internet don't listen to things outside the window, just read e-books.

Funny signatures popular on the internet don't listen to things outside the window, just read e-books.

1. Don't mess with me, or I'll let you die rhythmically.

2. I am not afraid to drink dichlorvos, but I am afraid to imagine: another bottle!

It's good for you, this is my exclusive news. Baidu can't even find it.

4. Sleep in class, fight after class, and die in the exam.

I used to watch advertisements with relish ... damn it! Another TV show!

6. Don't listen to things outside the window, just read e-books.

7. Happiness is that although you didn't listen in class, you found that the people who listened didn't understand.

8. Since I met you, I think the world is really beautiful, because there is nothing worse than you.

9. The crowd searched for him for thousands of Baidu, and suddenly looking back, the man still disdained me.

10. There is nothing like a mathematical equation for love and tears.

1 1. There is a kind of fill-in-the-blank problem called complete ignorance, a kind of multiple-choice problem called looking to the right, a kind of calculation problem called crying while doing, and an application problem called falling apart.

12. In the exam, three points are destiny takes a hand, and seven points depend on hard work. There's nothing we can do about the remaining 90 points.

13. The highest level of boredom, turning on the computer, pressing the phone, chewing snacks and watching TV.

14. At dinner today, my mother-in-law suddenly asked her husband: If your wife and I fall into the sea at the same time, who will you save first? Looking at the expectant eyes of my mother-in-law and me, my husband said faintly: I will die with you.

15. The typical sign of being single is that the one-month traffic package is long gone, and more than half of the call package is left.

16. Whenever faced with a lot of homework, I can't help but want to sing: "Being conquered by you like this has cut off all the retreat!"

17. Actually, I'm not stupid, I'm just too lazy to be smart.

18. In order to win the support of black voters, a white man made a campaign speech in the black area. During the speech, he blurted out, "Although my skin is white, my heart is as black as yours."

19. When I get rich, I'll buy two lollipops, one for you to eat and the other for you to eat.

20. The weather is as hot as a joke and life is like nonsense.

2 1.M: I like you very much ... I really like you ... May I kiss you? .. female: shameless ... male: then I will kiss you.

22. The furthest distance in the world is not between life and death, but from Monday morning to Friday afternoon.

23. One day, a young man went to a small restaurant for dinner and saw a beautiful girl sitting there, which made him very excited. The young man summoned up his courage and went up to the girl and said, "Hello, what's your name?" The girl said without looking up, "Beef noodles, hurry up!"

24. Someone met a friend in the street. When he first asked about his friend's wife, he suddenly remembered that she had passed away, so he changed his tune: "Is she still in the original cemetery?"