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Sunny days, classic lines, dialogues, love movies, English monologues.

Sunny Days tells the story of Beijing during the Cultural Revolution. Ma Xiaojun was born into a military family, and all his friends called him the horse monkey. His father is away all the year round, and he has a gang in the compound, and he has no discipline? Dude. They play truant, fight and smoke. Wandering the streets? This has become the theme of their lives. Among them, Liu Yi's Bitterness, The Sex of the Sheep and the girl Yu Beibei appeared later. When the outside world is turned upside down, the children of this group of soldiers are enjoying sunny days in their own world.

Classic lines on a sunny day

1 My story always happens in summer, because in summer, people are more exposed and it is more difficult to hide their desires.

My biggest fantasy is that China and the Soviet Union will go to war, because I firmly believe that our iron fist will crush the war machines of the Soviet Union and the United States, and a world-famous war hero will be born, that is me!

3 (meets a fool) Gulum. . . Oba. . .

(Mr. Hu's hat is blown off) Don't laugh, it's a simple physical phenomenon.

At that time, it was rare except for some cadres and corrupt officials with suspicious political qualities.

She is like a ghost, coming and going without a trace. Only my feelings and smells left some traces and smells to prove her existence.

Seven is straight. . . Why are you so rogue? . . I was suffocated by urine.

I thought at that time, if imperialism launched a sudden attack, this concept of war preparedness would be completely fucking finished.

I found a pattern. A few people and a dozen people fought the worst encounter, and often killed people. Dozens of people and hundreds of people often can't fight, because the more people hook up, the easier it is to hook up with acquaintances, or even hook up with the same person from two groups.

10 This is a criticized film, which is very toxic. Children will make mistakes and make big mistakes!

1 1 It was the best day of my life, and the touch of the morning breeze made me feel goose bumps and numb. I still remember the smell of burning weeds is particularly good, but the weeds in summer came from the sky, but in any case, what happened that summer in my memory is always accompanied by the smell of burning weeds.

12 Sometimes a sound or a smell can bring people back to the real past.

Wonderful dialogue on a sunny day

1, Beijing has become so fast: in 20 years, it has become a modern city, from which I can hardly find anything in my memory. In fact, this change has destroyed my memory and made me confused between illusion and reality. My story always happens in summer. The hot climate makes people more exposed, and it is more difficult to hide their desires. At that time, it seemed that it was always summer, and the sun always came out with me. It was sunny and bright that day, which made my eyes black? sunny day

Joke, what am I waiting for? Will you let someone hit me? You punctured my tire. Can't you hurt me?

My greatest ideal is the Sino-Soviet war, because I firmly believe that in the new world war, our army's iron fist will crush the war machines of the Soviet Union and the United States, and a world-famous war hero will be born, that is me.

How strong is the desire to tell the truth, how much interference there is, and sad discovery cannot restore the truth.

Now my mind is as clear as the moon.

2. Disrupted fragments in class

Start class!

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Hello, classmates? !

Hello, teacher! (hat blows away) Laugh.

Don't laugh, simple physical phenomenon? . (The hat is blown away by the wind again)

Who let you out, disorganized and undisciplined, go back? !

Who is the monitor? (A student jumps out and points to the monitor)

Come back here! Who asked you? The purpose of asking who is the monitor is to let him stand up by himself.

Take out this pile of briquettes after class? .

Today we are going to talk about the Sino-Russian Treaty of Nebuchadnezzar, the Chinese and Qing governments, and the Russian government (see the coal ball in the hat).

Who did it! who is it? ? (striking the table)? What does this mean? ! sunny day

Teacher, not me, not me. Do you think my hands are clean? .

Give me your hand! ? (The whole class reaches out, but no)

Ma Xiaojun:? Teacher ... Hey, forget it? !

You said don't be afraid? .

Ma Xiaojun:? I think his motives are good? .

Who asked you? Sit down. !

3. After being taken away by the Public Security Bureau.

Ma Xiaojun: Uncle, you can let me go (with tears in your eyes). Actually, it's none of my business I waited there for a refund, so I brought it (wiping my tears).

Policeman: Look at you. You can go back to Wangfujing, the town zoo and the town gate. I'm telling you, the public security bureau belongs to the whole town, okay? I see. Wipe your nose and fuck off. Don't mess around in the exhibition hall in the future, do you hear me? Let's go This is not mine, so ~ do you want it? Do you want it? Don't stay here with me for two more days. Yes, yes, this! ;