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Drunk jingle

Drunk jingle

Every sentence in the jingle of' drunk' is very funny and full of philosophy. "Life is rare to get drunk, and you must drink it in place. It is better to doze off than to be drunk. " This is a jingle about getting drunk. Isn't it funny? Come and have a look if you are interested.

Drunk 1 1, it is rare to get drunk several times in life.

It's rare to get drunk several times in life. If you want to drink, you must drink it properly.

It's better to doze off than not to get drunk.

As long as you are in good spirits, drinking is like drinking water.

Brothers will not get tired when drinking, but will get drunk when drinking.

Anyway, drinking too much will not be taxed. Think of it as two brothers in a meeting.

You are not drunk, I am not drunk, who sleeps in the street?

If you fall, get up. If you fall, pay for medicine.

2. Three bowls of wine.

After drinking three bowls of wine, my brother never refuses.

If you should drink, you are not afraid of too much. After three rounds of drinking, you have to say something.

3. Brothers get together and have a good relationship.

Brothers get together and have a good relationship, and protect their leaders together.

The leaders are welcome. We can't be short of cups.

4. Come and go, full of wine and food.

Find a brother and be loyal when you come.

You are welcome to wait and wait. You will be satisfied with the wine.

5, the joke of drinking three rounds

One third of people doze off; One third stretches backward;

One third of the people drink boiled water.

There is a person who talks endlessly; I feel intoxicated.

Who should I ask this person? That is me. I'm drunk.

Don't laugh at me, it's a burden.

Wine won't make people drunk, the key is the right atmosphere.

If you are in trouble, I won't chase you, if you can drink the right cup.

One for you and one for me. Don't brag about brotherhood.

I'll drink for you. I'm drunk, man. You take it.

If you are drunk, your brother won't come back. There's no need to be with you at dawn.

The east wind blows and the drums beat. Who will be drunk if you and I are not drunk?

The brothers all cut out their hearts and lungs. Let's meet again soon.

6. Brothers versus sisters

My brother respects my sister, and I don't feel tired when I drink.

A thousand cups don't pour, and ten thousand cups don't get drunk.

It is really nice to meet your good sister.

7. Sister respects brother

Sister to brother, drink both cups.

There are few friends in the wine, but brothers and sisters don't talk.

One cup after another, three cups is not much.

I drank too much wine last night

I drank too much last night.

Who dares to stand in my way when we get to the door?

Damn, damn, it's a camphor tree.

I'd rather have a rotten hole in my stomach than a broken feeling.

2, deep feelings, boring; Shallow feelings, lick it; Feelings are thick and you don't drink enough; Feeling thin, can't drink; Emotional iron, drinking blood.

Three, one, two, two gargle, three, two, four, two is not wine, five, two, six, two, two, two, seven, two, eight, two is still screaming. People walk in the world without drinking.

As long as you have it in your heart, tea is also wine.

5, wine is the essence of food, the more you drink, the younger you are.

6, the east wind blows, the drums thunder, who is afraid of drinking today!