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Cold jokes about ghosts?

Xiao Li felt very strange when he first moved into the apartment. Although this apartment is half new and half old, it is fully equipped, but the rent is too cheap. Every time he goes out, the neighbors in the street point at him behind his back and always stare at him with strange eyes, which makes him very uncomfortable.

Driven by curiosity, he got up the courage to ask an old woman, who told him that before the apartment was rebuilt, there lived a plasterer's mistress. The plasterer went for three days and had a quarrel with her one night. No one has seen the hostess again. Soon, rumors about the demolition and reconstruction of apartments began to spread. Some people say that they saw plasterers secretly building walls in the middle of the night. Some people say that they heard crying from the wall, and Xiao Li lives there now.

Xiao Li came home and looked at the wall at home. There is a strange stain on the wall, which looks more like a woman. . . . He went over and smelled it, as if there was a faint smell of decay. That night, he had a dream that a man and a woman were arguing. The man took a knife, killed the woman and buried her in the wall. The woman cried and shouted at the wall, "Let me out, let me out. . . . "

Xiao Li woke up in a cold sweat. He decided to dig up the wall. So he bought a tool and went home. He knocked inexperiently and finally cut a hole. He found an empty eye staring at him in the hole, and Xiao Li was shocked at once.

Suddenly! Eyes turned into mouth and said, "Next door! Why did you dig my wall? "