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Ask for a few short and normal jokes
If autumn leaves, I will wait for you in the snow. If the world is destroyed, I will love you in heaven. If you leave, I will miss you with tears. If I leave, I will let her take care of you. Her pig-raising skills are not bad!
3. A quilt has the best of both worlds, a mattress has no regrets, a pillow towel is in love with each other, and a sheet is in love.
4. The fat woman went to buy jewelry and chose to wear it on her hand. Q: I want to buy this luminous bracelet. Attendant: This is not a bracelet, but it is also luminous. Fat woman: What's that? Attendant: Luminous hula hoop.
5. Husband teaches his wife to drive: If you want to avoid accidents, you must pay attention to traffic signs and signals, especially traffic lights. When the light is green, step on the gas pedal and stop at the red light. As soon as you turn white, you dare to step on the brakes quickly.
6. Students sleep in class and are dragged to the corridor by the teacher for education. The angry teacher took a few bites and wanted to hit him. The classmate shouted: "Do you dare to hit people? ! "Teacher:" What should I do if I hit you? Does anyone know that I hit you? " ? Does anyone know I hit you? "
The students thought about it ... and then the teacher was sent to the hospital! ! !
7. Woodcutter: Will the master be in a mood after practicing for so long? Monk: I'm still emotional three times a month. Woodcutter: Master is really extraordinary, admire you! Monk: No, only ten days at a time.
8. You are always so frugal: you don't have to wash the dishes after dinner, and you can save 0.005 yuan of water fee every time. You don't feel dirty anyway. I always say that I can turn the bowl upside down for fear of falling dust.
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