Ask for short paragraphs and stories in the weekly Libo show, thank you, and it is best to make them up.

(mobile phone party, not easy ... I hope to adopt) To be friends with a person, we should not only accept his advantages, but also like his shortcomings. This is called-children with simple minds in the west have their own future. Don't impose our future on them, or they will have no future. The most crippled is the sparrow. . The big screen in front of the securities company has never been red, but it has always been a bright green forehead. Sparrows don't understand. They thought that * * * Green Forest Park had arrived, and Zhong Yan Greenland had arrived. They only rushed to the big screen! Fight for one and die, fight for one and die. . Allah's stock not only plays with people, but also plays with birds. Even the bird was killed by you. Why did Allah play with a bird? ! Every time Allah can see Premier Wen at the old farmer's house on TV, he always picks the dirtiest person to shake hands (and then gesticulates at Premier Wen): Allah is late! Everyone thinks they are stock gods, and even the aunt who sells onions in the small market says: I have news! (referring to Degang Guo) I personally declined. There is no derogatory meaning in it, but I think it is not harmonious. You will think, how can people who eat garlic be with people who drink coffee? ! Who is Sarkozy? Later I went to observe (yuanxiao mold). It turned out that they vomited after drinking half a mouthful, and some vomited so badly that they didn't even have foam! Basically, they are hesitant all afternoon, and a cup of black coffee can drink cappuccino. . Collapse, collapse is to break into pieces! Yang Baiwan in, Yang Bailao out. Go in and pat your chest, come out and slap your face. If you don't lift your size, you will be incontinent. The worst is the cramp dance (similar to cramp). Three or four hundred people dance together, but it seems that they can't find the toilet. Do you remember cutting girls' swimsuits? Like what? Wearing more than 600 Venetian knots. Later, a skirt was added, like a turtle's skirt. Friend! Help! Big friends! Marlboro, in the pocket! (Maglev) A large sum of money, 1000 billion, solved the traffic problem of 30 kilometers. At this time, malt extract should not be too strange! I went to my classmate's house and his mother made me a cup of malt extract. It was amazing! But I picked it up and looked at it. I'm dying. How can I get the opposite picture? Just put a few fucking (malted milk essence)! She thinks it's chicken essence! Also inserted a chopstick to call me: adjust a tune, adjust a tune! There was still some confusion, and one color was clear! ! In 2008, the Prime Minister said: 2008 will be the most difficult year. Nothing happened before the Prime Minister said this. What happened when the Prime Minister's voice dropped? Liu Huan for so many years, I have never found his neck. . Xiaogang Feng's face is also called face-cutting? Chris Lee answered me a puzzling question. I didn't believe Mulan joined the army at first. Later, I met Chris Lee, and I finally knew, oh! Facts have proved that it is technically feasible! Chris Lee? Boys and girls are all the same! Dude, do you know where there are hooligans in China? There are hooligans in Shanghai, Huang You, Du You and others. You are from the northeast, too. Bandits and hooligans never hit people. It's not hooligans who hit people. Ala Shanghai hooligans only say one thing to see who is unhappy: get him out of here! . . It's all you Northeasters! Thank you! I feel very honored that so many of you have come to see me today? & amphellip If you want to be happy all your life, you should be a good person, and if you want to be happy all your life, you should be an official, because you have to worry about the country and the people for the rest of your life! If you want to be happy, you should dream! If you want a happy family, you should do housework. If you want to make a group of people happy, you should be the host. If you want to make everyone happy, you should come and see the Shanghai clown Zhou Libo! Don't forget romance when men and women get married. Men will send roses before marriage, and don't just snore after marriage. Don't forget to give your wife a beautiful rose on Valentine's Day. You know, for women, the spiritual value of roses is far higher than that of towering trees. A wife trusting her husband is also a sign of self-confidence! If the management is not good, the foundation of marriage is trust! A marriage without trust becomes a shackle ~ a shackle ~ which will be shattered sooner or later! (Speaking of classmates' fathers) Dad: Funny, do you want to hear dad's battle story? Do you want to hear how dad became a monitor? Libo: Dad, I want to hear it! Dad: At that time, I was a soldier in the Ala Sharp Knife Class. Ala sharp knife class is always in the first place in the war. The enemy lost a shell, and everyone next to me fell, but I didn't. Li Bo: Then what? Dad: Later I became the monitor. Libo: So, Dad, how did you become a platoon leader? Dad: platoon leader, this is cruel! I was chasing the enemy in Fujian with our sharp knife squad and sharp knife platoon. Alachong was in the front, the enemy fought while retreating, and the people next to him fell one by one. When I rushed to the end, I was left alone. At this time. Six enemies fled to a temple in front and locked the door. Only then did I see that swearing was wrong. Where is my gun? . I only had two grenades on me, so I pulled the lid off, took the lead, kicked the door open and shouted, I'm not alive! Li Bo: Then what? Dad: So I became a platoon leader? & amphellip Libo: So, Dad, how did you become a company commander? Dad: That's terrible! At that time, I went to war with Allah's sharp knife platoon, and Allah occupied a commanding height. Allah is connected with the sharp knife, as long as we wait for the general attack, as long as Allah does not let the flag fall. A burst of crazy shooting, the flag fell and the comrades picked it up. With a bang, his comrade-in-arms fell down and one rushed up to help him up. At last, I saw that I was the only one left. I think I am going to die this time. But I died gloriously for the revolution! I left my comrades in arms for nothing! So I rushed up to raise the flag and shouted, comrades! I'm ready to die! ! ! Swearing is wrong. The enemy surrendered. Guan: Do you think he looks like a welder in these glasses? Zhou: Would you please stop flirting with me? Not once in a thousand years, but Zhou Libo-_-,you think I'm a turtle! Bowing for such a long time is not to win applause. In fact, I mainly want you to check my head, and make it clear that our China stock market has become an accident. On the other hand, two unfavorable factors meet together, which makes us laugh and cry. If you spend/kloc-0.00 yuan to see Zhou Libo in Maggie, and you don't laugh, you can take Zhou Libo to the hospital. Think about it. This piece is useless at home. This is the beginning of HD! You think it's a spittoon jar! Big stage! You think I came here for nothing (ah, I didn't stop)! This belongs to Yu-Ching Fei, a colorful soul (hint) and a colorful flatterer. I did the math for him. Every time I have a good concert in Shanghai, I run away the next day. He doesn't spend money in Shanghai, which is not good for our GDP in Shanghai! Yu-Ching Fei is my favorite actor. He sings beautifully and has a good temperament. Think about this man. A man, standing on the stage, sissy, but not bad (annoying). This is absolutely difficult! I hope you (the audience) can forgive your ignorance as you forgive your leaders. Of course, general ignorance is the year of leadership. Sada's mother can become a faded sentence (dead fool), and retail investors can also become losers (losers), reds (boys), molds (big brothers) or reds. This is the so-called red man mold. I am very careful. I found that in the swimming pool, especially the female compatriots, the angle of this swimsuit is even. I pinched off two tips of the fritters. A la ma doesn't feel this way again, just like you ran to Nanjing Road to get rid of it. You say, master, help me get three Rolexes. I was beaten by my mother-_-||||| She put malt extract like chicken essence and sprinkled five or six of them. She also took a chopstick. Children always have a guilty conscience when they make mistakes and always poop behind the door. But at dawn, Newton dropped an apple on his head and suddenly became a great scientist. What would you think if this shot was cancelled? Newton passed away. Now this restaurant, the shredded radish under the beef, is all like me. I bought an alarm clock at home in the 1970s. I took it all apart and reassembled it, but I couldn't leave. Later, my mother made a technological innovation. She hit me with two slippers. One of them made a fake gesture to make me hungry like a zebra to imitate a female classmate: Yo, Zhou Libo, your mother bought new slippers again. ! _ How do you know? _ Your pattern today is different from yesterday. Today's pattern is straight, and yesterday's pattern is S-shaped, because happiness and happiness are two different things. I don't know who came up with a sentence: ah, don't let the children lose at the starting line! Bah! (Shaking his head):) If children in this country have lost their innocence, then the future of this country must be unimaginative. Once I was driving, an old child was on the phone and called the radio station to order songs for her mother: Auntie, I want to order a song for my mother. What song do you want to order for your mother? _ _ I want to order a song for my mother called Aunt XXX&XD: Now you ask Li Ka-shing to calculate this one-dimensional linear equation, and he promises not to move. Binary linear equations are even more irrelevant. Think about it. Where did the former monitor and study committee go? You sell tickets at the door. For example, the closed house is square, but it is also square. Since being sent to the statistics bureau, Zhou Libo has inexplicably turned into a square (speaking of night park), so you have to run away. Why? Because the defense team came out and the flashlight shone on you, the defense team in the early 1990 s was all dirty (speaking of the Moscow National Ballet's visit to China), I found a strange phenomenon. Almost everyone has a telescope. There is a high-powered telescope in the first row. I can't do that. It's ugly and so big. I brought a single tube: p I stood on the back of the chair and watched. The movement was very small, but I didn't lose my Confucianism when I saw Hasangqing. Maybe we are still fighting cocks. Later, he (Deng Xiaoping) didn't feel at ease before he left office. He was afraid that they would close the door again, so he took down the door cover and asked for ours. Today, I have a friend who has a TV set at home. He repairs TV sets (speaking of the new year, I will borrow a red armband from my aunt next door and wear it on his hand. Then take a ruler and sit in the back. Yesterday, I sat in the first row. Do you still want to sit today? Sit in the third row! It's over. It's wrong to be over. That's the most misread TV series. It's really hungry and always scary. If a close-up is just pushed up _ _ _ _ on the face, ah u, really hungry, two nostrils are like two bowls of rice. This is the world of Marlboro (Cantonese). Just before Navarro, an advertisement for a group of mulberry clothes from the American Red Age Association came in. I show it to you every day, but I can't buy it-(speaking of piling molds, haha) At this time, a new industry appeared in Shanghai. Up to now, all the piling molds in Shanghai are taught by a teacher, dressed as hungry, and probably drinking Pujiang water together. It's not funny. Grab it! What do you mean, you! (After singing the song) Thank you for your tolerant applause. Now I have the confidence to spend my money on Yu-Ching Fei. No matter how hungry I am, I can't touch the boat at once. U, Mao always reads me because foreigners are hungry and smell perfume. Now I know that they wear perfume because they smell. Is the public's mentality more and more tolerant now? At least now we also admit that Chris Lee is a woman! There is a text called Mulan Joining the Army. I killed her then. I don't believe Mulan will join the army without being discovered! It's impossible! I didn't know until I met Chris Lee! This is technically feasible! The last time I opened it from the computer, I saw a poster in Chris Lee that was always beautiful and hungry, and the little girl was always hungry in the sun! The following is a slogan of the family planning commission, called: boys and girls are all the same, comrades, catch the old! Speculators sell salt water tablets! Comrades, catch the old one! Speculation sells Latin America. Don't! Now speculation is called intermediary. Solo gang used to be hungry all the time, but now they call it quits. How can there be experts in the logistics stock market now? There can be no experts in the stock market! There are only losers and winners in the stock market. Now we are the world. Everyone stopped at the top of the bar. The faces of the two experts are deeply sunk. There is no concept of divorce in the mountains. They think they are born to eat cakes and fried dough sticks (when it comes to stocks and divorce). "Forget it, everyone is stuck, let's get together." It used to be called penny-picking for a long time, but now it's called Lamy, because they think rabbis are tough (involving classmates' fathers).