What kind of experience is it to quarrel with Scorpio's mother?

What is Scorpio's personality?

Sensitive, suspicious and full of drama.

To tell the truth, my mother and I didn't quarrel many times, but the process was incredible, and we vomited three liters of blood every time.

Most people of the older generation celebrate the birthday of the Lunar New Year. At first, I just felt that my mother's brain circuit was different from ordinary people, until one day my friend calculated and patted my thigh: "I said! It turned out to be Scorpio. "

Ahem, I didn't mean to be black Scorpio. I just restored the classic war of words in recent years, and my friends felt it for themselves.

02

Scene one.

I finished the spa with my mother that day, and it was already five or six o'clock.

I asked, "Let's eat Pizza Hut. Don't you like their pizza? "

My mother replied, "I had a full lunch, but now I'm not hungry at all."

I wanted to lose weight, so I said, "Why don't you go home and eat some fruit?"

My mother said yes, and they went home happily.

Don't! I am very happy alone!

Driving by Pizza Hut, my mother silently floated a sentence: "Is Pizza Hut crowded now?"

I nodded: "I'm sure it will take a long time to rank the numbers."

Then there was silence. ...

I didn't think much. I went into the house and took off my shoes. My mother leaned against the sofa and started.

Mom: "Do you know that when I say there are many people in the restaurant, I mean eating Pizza Hut?"

I looked puzzled: "Didn't you say you were full?"

"But I'm hungry again."

"If you are hungry, just say so. Let's go to eat. "

My mother shook her head: "You can't even hear the voiceover. How can you understand the implication of the leader when you are working? "

I haha: "Family, what can't you say directly?" Can the workplace be the same as home? I'm exhausted outside. When I get home, I will guess and say what I want to eat. Can I not be hypocritical? "

My mother's eyes were wide open: "What's wrong with me? Ask a few more questions, don't you know It's not sweet at all, it's not careful at all, and I lose my temper after saying a few words to you. I'll take you up ... "

I can't remember how the quarrel ended later, but as a girl, I finally have deep sympathy for the role of "male basin friend"

What it's like to have a hard-working girlfriend.

Why can't you say something? Even the worm in your stomach is thousands of miles away from your brain. Who knows what you want and has time to guess, so why not do something more beneficial to your physical and mental health?

I told my friends in Scorpio about it, and they laughed and said, Your mother's lines are really good.

Me: …

03

Scene two.

My mother has a problem.

Expired fruits, food and skin care products are reluctant to throw away.

One day, she took another box of expired nut powder and soaked it. I stopped her.

My mother was unhappy: "It was either broken or moldy. It's okay to eat. "

I said, "since people have set a shelf life, that is to say, I told you to eat before this time limit." There may be problems afterwards, and health is the most important. "

My mother doesn't know what happened to her. She refused to die, and she kept eating whatever she said.

I was angry: "We are all adults. It is common sense that expired food cannot be eaten. I'll buy you a new bottle. "

My mother said, "I'm not like you. I have no education, no books and no common sense. "

Me: "..."

My mother continued: "I am an old man, the youngest, and the older I get, the more I look like a child." You have to be patient, but I am still highly educated, I don't know how to respect people, and I lack education ... "

Me: "..." (vomiting blood)

After that, I threw away the expired things and refused to tear them.

04

Scene three.

This is a recent thing.

My dad said that the chicken wings I bought would go bad in the refrigerator and waste food.

In fact, it is also because of gastroenteritis, so I eat lightly and dare not touch chicken wings.

But! My father himself is a good waste of food.

We often buy whatever we have at home, and the result is that we haven't finished eating yet. We quickly fried a large plate, but we couldn't finish it, and the rest was thrown away, which was a vicious circle.

Because of this, we criticized my father many times and told him not to spend impulsively, buy less, and don't be too polite when cooking. A few of our acquaintances are just right.

However, dad is dad, and it's useless to persuade him with a different kind of fireworks in the kitchen, as usual.

So, when my father scolded me for wasting chicken wings, I just reasoned with the facts: "Right? Is it wrong for me to waste food like this? So you waste food, right? "

Great, I don't know if my mother is eager to protect her husband or just doesn't like me. Before her father could say anything, she left first: "What? Is it wrong to say that you waste food? "

I froze: "It's true and wrong, but dad is also wrong."

My mother said, "Now you are wrong. Why did you pull your dad? "

Me: "That's because it's useless to talk every time. It's just that he thinks it's not good to waste food today, so take this opportunity to talk about it. "

Then, we argued for more than half an hour, without talking about it, and focused on the point that "she said my dad could, but I couldn't".

No wonder my dad sat next to us and smiled at us instead of persuading us.

Halfway through the quarrel, she got up to get water to drink, and I kept standing honestly, silently waiting for her.

Here comes the climax.

Mother sat down again with a teacup in her hand and said slowly, "You never feel that you are wrong, it is always someone else's fault."

Me:?

"I'm going to pour water, which means you can go. I don't want to argue with you. Are you still standing here? Don't give up until you win? "

Me:! ! !

Heaven and earth conscience! Who knew you just wanted me to get out of here? Forgive my stupidity, I really can't see through your inner thoughts.

My mother said, "That is that you don't know how to read minds. I just asked you not to talk when I was drinking water. It's not obvious. Aren't you very clever? "

My father and I looked at each other, stunned.

"I am not smart, especially stupid." Say that finish, I ran.

Run out and vomit blood.

05

Reasonable, so capable, different from ordinary people, I really sympathize with my dad.

I really feel sorry to find a Scorpio as my girlfriend and wife. You have tried, suffered and been happy.

Scorpio certainly makes people want to die with slippers, but at the same time Scorpio is also very kind and makes you feel that the whole world is full of love.

When my mother quit, she was very kind to her family. She just wants us to be happy and casual with ourselves.

I also have friends in Scorpio, who are loyal and pay special attention to details. What you said, what habits you have, they will keep in mind, give you some surprises from time to time, and make you feel particularly valued and warm.

Similarly, when Scorpio pays, I hope you can treat them as good friends and give them good friend-level care and care.

If you only take, don't give back, or don't care, Scorpio will be very angry and never talk to you again.

Therefore, although I blacked out Scorpio's mother, I couldn't hide my love and gratitude for her and decided not to quarrel with her in the future.

After all, I can't win.