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I want to say, why do you always talk about Xia Huang in black robes?
The location of the Holy Grail Q&A and the real King's Wind banquet was chosen by the flower bed in the atrium. Last night's fighting didn't spread here, and it didn't seem shabby to entertain guests. At this time, no one cares about the cold outside. Rider brought the wine bottle to the atrium, and the two Servant sat down face to face and confronted each other leisurely. Alice Phil and Webber sat side by side, guessing the development of the situation, and realized that it meant a temporary truce, so they just had to watch. Rider smashed the lid of the bucket with his fist, and the mellow smell of red wine suddenly filled the air in the atrium. Rider proudly beat a spoon of wine with a bamboo handle spoon, drank all the wine in the spoon in one gulp, and then said, "Legend has it that the Holy Grail is destined to be obtained by someone who is commensurate with it, and this battle in Dongmu is the ceremony of choosing this person, but if only the Holy Grail needs to be seen clearly, there is no need to bleed at all. As long as the spirits can be impressed by each other's abilities, they will naturally find the answer." Rider made a spoonful of wine with a handle spoon and handed it to Saber, who took it and drank it generously. Rider gave a pleasant compliment when he saw it. Saber handed the handle spoon to Rider and said. "So you want to compete with me first, Rider?" "Exactly!" , "since you and I both claim to be kings and don't want to let each other, fighting is inevitable. In other words, this is not a' holy grail war', but a' holy grail question and answer'. Who is more qualified but this' Lord of the Holy Grail'? " Rider's expression suddenly became serious. "Let's borrow some wine." "That's the end of the joke, bastard!" As if in response to Rider's ambiguous words, a dazzling golden light flashed in front of everyone. The sound and light made Saber and Alice Phil's bodies stiff at once. "Archer, why are you here ..." Saber asked sharply, but she was answered by the poised Rider. "Ah! Seeing this guy in the street, I invited him by the way. Hum, you are too slow, Jin Shanshan! Anyway, unlike me, you can only walk on two legs. " Archer, wearing glittering armor, glanced proudly at Rider with ruby eyes. "It's a pity that you chose such a broken place to set up a king's banquet. How can you apologize for taking the trouble to move here? " "Don't care so much. Come on, those who are late will be fined a glass of wine first." Rider smiled boldly and handed Archer a spoon full of wine. Rider simply took the spoon and took a sip. "Hum! What is this bargain? Do you think this wine can be used to measure the spirit? " Archer said with a face of disgust. "Are you? This is a rare good wine in the local market. " Rider took the spoon and said in distress. "This shows that you have never drunk real wine at all, you bastard." There is a vortex of virtual space around Archer who scoffs. This is a precursor to the phenomenon that can evoke treasures. Weber and Alice Phil only feel a chill. But tonight Archer is not surrounded by martial arts, but a series of wine sets inlaid with dazzling gems. The heavy gold bottle is full of colorless and clear liquid. "Have a good look and recognize what is the king's wine." "How exciting!" Rider didn't care about Archer's tone and happily poured new wine into three cups. The three men raised their glasses and drank. "oh! It's just wine. "Rider took a sip and immediately stared at him in praise. Even Saber opened his eyes wide to show his delicacy. "Whether it's wine or sword, everything in this treasure house is the best." Looking at Rider, who didn't hesitate to praise him, Archer smiled leisurely and shook his glass with satisfaction. "In this way, the king's competition has been divided!" "Hum" Saber seems quite disapproving. Rider also expressed dissatisfaction: "Archer, your supreme good wine is really only qualified to be served in the cup of treasure-however, the holy grail is not a wine glass. What is your grand wish for the Holy Grail? You have to make it clear first. " "Come on, bastard. First of all, the premise of "competing for the Holy Grail" is unreasonable, which is originally the property of the king. The treasures in the world, traced back to the source, all come from my treasure house. " "That means you once had the Holy Grail? Then you know what he really is? " Rider teased. I don't know. Archer flatly denied Rider's questioning. "Don't be a bastard's standard to measure me. My total wealth has already exceeded my cognitive range, but since it is a treasure, it is of course my treasure. You want to keep it for yourself, and the thief is too bold. " It's Saber's turn to be speechless. "Your remarks are no different from Caster's madness. It seems that he is not the only Servant who is insane." "Yeah, it's hard to say." Unlike Saber, Rider seems to be echoing the sound. I don't know when he has picked up the bottle and poured it into the cup without mind. "My in the mind of the Jin Shanshan's real name is a little bottom. But Archer, you don't value the Holy Grail very much, do you? " "Of course, but I have to punish those thieves who covet my treasure, which means it's a matter of rules." "What are you trying to say, Archer? What is the great significance of your practice? What kind of truth? " Rider asked. "It is the law." Archer immediately replied. "I issued it as a king, and I made the law. If you break the law, I will punish you, and there is no room for discussion. ""Well, in that case, we can only fight each other in the future. " Rider said. Saber sat silently listening to what they were talking about. A moment later, she finally opened her mouth to Rider. "Conquer the king, you have agreed that the legitimate ownership of the Holy Grail is in other people's hands, so do you want to take it by force? What do you expect from pursuing the Holy Grail at all costs? " Rider grinned, gulped down the wine in the cup and replied, "Get the body." This is really an unexpected answer. Even Webber gave an "Ah" and shouted in an almost crazy tone. "Oh oh, you! Don't you still want to conquer the world ... Wow! " Rider flicked Weber aside and continued; "Idiot, although we can appear in this world by magic, we are Servant after all." Rider clenched his right hand. "I want to be a real life in this world where I can be reincarnated and take root firmly." Fighting the sky and the earth with one's own body is the whole of' conquering' this behavior. Take this as a starting point to move forward, and finally get what you want ... The way to be my bully. "Rider took the glass and gulped it down. "This practice is not really the wind of kings," Saber retorted. "Then let me listen to your heartfelt words." Rider was obviously interested in how Saber answered this question. "My wish is to save my motherland and change the fate of Britain's destruction with an omnipotent wish machine." Everyone was silent for a long time. Rider put down his glass and broke the silence. "Hello, arthur king. You just said that you want to change your destiny, just to pay for the past history? " "Exactly." Saber asserted proudly. "Even if it is a wish that cannot be realized by miracle, as long as the Holy Grail is truly omnipotent, it must be ..." Archer couldn't help laughing after listening. Rider asked with some doubts. "I said ... ……Saber, do you mean ... to deny everything you have engraved in history?" "That's right! Why doubt it? Why are you laughing at me? I entrusted my sword to me, and the motherland I dedicated myself to died. I am saddened by this. What's so strange! " "Hey, did you hear that, Rider? This self-proclaimed "arthur king" lad just said that he was dedicated to his motherland! ..... Ha ha ha ha ..... "Archer sarcastically laughed. "Why are you laughing at me?" "The so-called king should naturally stand up and strive for the prosperity of the kingdom he governs." Saber stood up angrily. "This statement is bad!" Rider positive color channel. "The king should not be dedicated, it is the country and the dedication to the king, not the other way around." "What are you talking about?" Saber said in surprise. "Isn't that the rule of a tyrant?" "But also! It is because we are tyrants that we can become heroes. However, Saber, if a king regrets his rule and its outcome, it is just a bad king, not as good as a tyrant. " "iskandar, you are not also children extinct, hand-built empire in three? Do you dare to say that there is no remorse for such an ending? " Saber asked angrily. "No. If this is the result of my choice and the struggle of my subjects all my life, then destruction is also an act of God. I will grieve for it and cry for it, but I will never have the slightest regret. " "Actually ..." Saber some can't believe it. "Not to mention its subversion! Such follies are an insult to everyone who created the era with me! " "Only military commanders will praise a glorious death! What's the point if you can't protect the weak? " Saber is still sticking to his opinion. "Correct management and correct rule are the long-cherished wishes of the king!" "That is to say, as a king, are you a' right' slave?" "So what! It is the king's doing to die for the ideal. " "That's not a person's way of living at all." "After becoming a king to rule the country, I don't expect anyone to live. You won't understand if you conquer the king and pursue the holy grail just for your own sake. It is impossible for you to become the hegemon in order to satisfy your endless desires! " "The king without desire is not even as good as decorations!" Rider roared angrily. "Saber, did you just say that you died for your ideal? I see. You should have been a fair and honest saint. Presumably, your heroic spirit at that time should also be noble and inviolable! However, who will yearn for this thorny road called' martyrdom'? Who will be ecstatic about it? The so-called king should be more greedy, laugh more joyously and be more angry than the rest of the world. No matter what the turbidity is, he should reach the peak. Only in this way can the courtiers envy the king and be dumped by him, and light up the light of' I also want to be king' in the hearts of all the people in the world. King, who is famous among knights, maybe you said that the justice and ideals advocated did save the country and save all the people, but ... it's impossible for you not to know what happened to those who were just saved. " "What did you say ..." Saber's eyes trembled, and the knight's blood stained the scenery of the sunset hill, and it revived in Saber's mind again. "For your own subjects, you just blindly save them, but don't know how to guide them. You can't show what it means to be a' king's desire' and abandon the lost subjects. You are just a dignified person who is fascinated by your seemingly perfect ideal. Therefore, you are not a real' king', just a one who doesn't live for himself, but exists only for others and is called' king' Bodies everywhere, rivers of blood. There lies her trust, her followers, her friends and her relatives. After a moment's silence, Saber, Rider and Archer felt abnormal at the same time, and Alice Phil and Weber also noticed the difference in the surrounding air. Although invisible, the skin can feel very strong murder. Skeleton masks and black robes appeared one after another from the black fog. The number is really abnormal. They all wear masks and black robes and have different physiques. There are giants, emaciated people, short people like children, and women's bodies. "Is this your fault, Jin Shanshan?" Rider asked. "Damn the courtiers, they used such cheap means!" Archer said with some anger. Weber hid behind Rider and said in a panic, "what's going on?" ! Why did Assassin run out one after another? !” "We are individuals, one and a Servant, but we are both one and a ... Shadow" Seeing the mess of their prey, Assassin can't help laughing. "Are all the' selves' owned by the spirits with multiple personalities materialized?" Weber cried uneasily. "Rider, hello ..." Rider still didn't do anything. He looked around Assassin, his eyes still poised. "It's okay, boy, don't be so embarrassed. Whether there is a capacity to receive guests or not can also show the level of the king. " "You don't want to put these rabble also please into the banquet? Conquer the king. " Archer asked contemptuously. "Of course, the king's words are for all the people in the world. If you sincerely come to listen, you will ignore your friends and enemies." Rider laughed and shouted, scooped out the red wine in the bottle with a handle spoon and extended it to the Assassin. "Well, don't mention it, people who are willing to come to the table to talk, then come here to raise a glass to drink. This wine is with your blood "whew-a sound that penetrates the air answered Rider." Rider has only the spoon handle left in his hand, and the spoon part has fallen to the ground. This was done by one of Assassin, and the wine in the spoon was scattered on the ground in the atrium. Skeleton masks mocked him and generally laughed. "I see, I have said that this is your blood donation. If you want to abandon it yourself, there is nothing you can do." As Rider got up, a whirlwind roared. The wind is hot and dry, as if to burn everything. It's not like the forest at night, or the wind in the atrium-it's just from the desert, roaring in my ears. "Saber and Archer, this is the last question of this banquet-may I ask, is it true that the king is lonely?" Rider standing in the center of the hot air asked. Look at his flying coat. I don't know when he has put on the costume that conquers the king. Archer burst into laughter. There was no need to ask, so he answered with silence. Saber replied, "If you are king, you must be lonely." "No, you don't understand at all. For you like this, I must show the true king's wind here and now. " The momentum of the whirlwind is more fierce, the unknown hot air erodes the present world, and then it subverts. After the closure, everyone opened their eyes and found themselves in the desert. The sun scorching the earth, the sky of sunny Wan Li, the endless desert. There is no shelter wherever the field of vision goes. "How, how did this happen ..." Weber and Alice Phil exclaimed ... "It was-the inherent barrier? !” "How is it possible ... that it is the materialization of the mind like a landscape ..." Alice Phil said in surprise. "Hum ....." iskandar satisfiedly smiled. "This is the land that my legion once drove. It is a landscape that is branded into the bottom of my heart with the warriors who are suffering with Wang Tonggan. " In the eyes of consternation, iskandar has appeared behind the mighty reality.
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