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There is sand in the massager. It seems that sand comes out every time I pat it. Is the brand of massager not good?
Good night
Night, quiet, moonlight sprinkled on the earth, like a layer of gauze, a thick layer of frost. This reminds me of Li Bai's poem "The foot of the bed is bright, is there a first frost?" . The moonlight is so pure and real.
The stars in the sky, like naughty children, quietly pierced several small holes in the sky while the mother moon was not paying attention. Looking at the earth with that shiny little eye, as if looking for something. But mother moon is there, dancing with wisps of clouds. The light it emits is so soft.
In the moonlight, everything turned silvery white, like a layer of frost. I walked into a fairy tale world, a beautiful world. It's amazing.
On the river, there is a bright moon. I picked up a stone and threw it into the river. Microwave waves rippled in the river. Shake the moon on the river up and down. Like a sickle and a broken washbasin.
On the ground, the lights are brilliant. Every household is lit with lights, just like the stars in the sky. On the road, the "handsome horse" is speeding, and those two big eyes are wide open, illuminating the road for the car and making the road look like daytime. In the bamboo forest, the bamboo was dyed silvery white by moonlight, and a gust of wind blew and sounded wonderful music.
Ah! Beautiful night, I am proud of your beauty, and I love you forever.
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Setting off firecrackers
In my memory, the Spring Festival is the most lively festival. Whenever I think of the Spring Festival, I will think of the scene where my father and I set off firecrackers last Spring Festival.
I remember years ago, adults were busy buying new year's goods, and my mother bought food, Spring Festival couplets, jiaozi. Our children are not as busy as adults. On New Year's Eve, my mother asked me to post Spring Festival couplets with my father, and my father suddenly remembered that he had forgotten to buy firecrackers. My father and I decided to go downstairs to buy firecrackers together and came to the stall selling firecrackers. There are so many kinds of firecrackers! There are cupolas, rotating guns, barbed fireworks, wrestling guns, fireworks, black spider guns and big thunder. . . . . . Anyway, all kinds of firecrackers can't be put off. Dad bought me a relatively safe throwing gun and fireworks display, as well as crackling firecrackers and sky cannons, also known as tap dancing, colorful fireworks display. Walking on the road, I couldn't help throwing a few guns on the ground. The cannon fell to the ground and snapped, which made me feel very funny.
At noon, I heard deafening firecrackers. Dad also took out the firecrackers we bought. When I lit the fire, I only heard firecrackers ringing in the sky and the whole floor echoed with firecrackers. I hid in the distance and covered my ears. I didn't dare to look closely until the firecrackers ended. Then, my father took out a tap dance, held it in his hand, lit a fire, and only heard a whoosh. Kick kicked into the sky like a small rocket, and then exploded. I clap my hands happily. Is this the principle that a real rocket is launched into the sky?
At night, the whole city is brightly lit and colorful fireworks shine in the sky. I lit a fireworks, and the fireworks gave off dazzling sparks. I waved, and the fireworks danced with my arms, drawing a shining halo. Then, dad began to set off the most beautiful fireworks. When the fire is lit, colorful colored balls rush into the sky from the fireworks tube. They are colorful and beautiful. At the end, there was only a bang, and a black smoke came out from behind the bucket. My mother and I were shocked to see my father's hands and face blackened. Seeing my father like this, my mother and I both laughed our heads off. Dad smiled and said, "It's all caused by inferior guns. You must pay attention to safety when setting off firecrackers in the future. Stop selling inferior guns! " "
I really like this New Year's Eve. This is my happiest Spring Festival.
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The Spring Festival is coming. I think every family will eat New Year's Eve, jiaozi, rice cakes and so on. My family is going to pack jiaozi.
That afternoon, I saw grandma busy, scooping water to prepare dough, cutting vegetables and meat to prepare stuffing. I hurried up to help, and grandma said let me wash my hands first, and then mix noodles.
Pour in some flour first, then add some warm water, and slowly add water until the flour forms dough. Next, wake the dough for a while. After a while, you should knead the dough into long strips, and then knead a lot of dough. Then, take a rolling pin and roll it into thin dough
The dough is thin and thick and oval. I rolled a lot of dumpling wrappers, and finally, I finished rolling them, and then I'm going to wrap the stuffing.
I picked up a dumpling skin, I picked up some stuffing, put it in the middle of the dumpling skin, and then pinched it from both sides to the middle, so I could pinch some beautiful lace. In this way, I made a jiaozi. I also participated in the Po jiaozi competition with my grandma. After a while, it was finished. We put all the jiaozi in the steamer and started steaming. Ten minutes later, jiaozi was out of the pot. I tasted my own jiaozi in jiaozi, not to mention how delicious it was.
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Today, my father took us to Kaohsiung to play. I didn't expect my father to drive aimlessly. I can't help asking, "Dad, it's not a good idea for you to drive without knowing your destination." Dad went on to say, "Yes! Then let's go to New Year Street in Kaohsiung. 」
When I arrived at the New Year Street, I saw many people buying what they needed for the New Year. My mother told me, "This is Sanfeng Middle Street in Kaohsiung, which is quite famous with Dihua Street in Taipei. New year's goods here are only sold in the weeks before and after the Chinese New Year, but most of the things sold here are novel, with a wide variety of things, including mushrooms, bacon, dried meat, Spring Festival couplets and so on. As soon as my mother finished, I began to look around at the goods and food sold in the booth. The most special thing I saw was that someone was selling a whole bunch of raisins and purple peanuts. Isn't that a novel Of course, one thing is absolutely indispensable in the New Year, and that is candy. Candy has many different flavors! On the way to the busy New Year Street, I suddenly "boom! Knock on the door. Strong! The sound of gongs and drums attracted my attention. When I took a closer look, it turned out to be a dragon and lion dance. My mother said, "This dragon and lion dance is different from peacetime. The gongs and drums are loud and lively. Shopkeepers wrapped a big red envelope for these hard-working dragon and lion dancers, in order to make money and gain wealth, and their business was booming. After listening to my mother's explanation, I learned more about the interesting culture of the New Year.
We wandered around for a while, and then reluctantly left Sanfeng Middle Street. This time, I personally experienced the experience of Chinese New Year Street, and with my mother's explanation, I can better understand the significance of Chinese New Year to us. This shopping is really killing two birds with one stone and benefiting a lot.
Today, my sister and mother and I went to the zoo.
We saw the little monkey, very cute. One of the female monkeys is not full and always asks us for something. We didn't want to feed it, so we fed it to other monkeys, but it followed us all the time. We found a hungry little monkey. While feeding it, the Monkey King came over. At first, I was afraid to feed the Monkey King, only my mother and sister did. Later, I found that there was nothing to be afraid of, so I fed myself. At first, the little monkey didn't eat the melon seeds fed by his sister, but only the peanuts I took, and kept asking me for them. Later, he also ate melon seeds. They are almost full, so we go to feed the other animals.
We saw that peacocks don't like eating very much, and one of them has opened its screen for three times. Mom said it was showing off to the peacock! Maybe I want to compare it with the clothes my sister and I are wearing! We found that the turkey next to the peacock will also open its screen, and its tail looks like a feather fan from behind. I don't even want to leave.
We also went to see sika deer. I didn't dare to feed it by hand at first, but later I did. When I eat, it touches me with its nose. Its nose is soft and warm, which is very fun. I like it very much. But its two horns were cut off. I feel sorry for it. We can't hurt animals.
We went to feed the little camel again, and I found the little camel too poor. My sister is feeding it with pine branches, and my mother is not sure if it is something it eats. I can try it. It's delicious. We found that its teeth are also sharp. It lives in such a dirty house, and I think it will walk out of this place one day. We fed it some peanuts, and the camel ate well. My mother told me that camels are friends of human beings. They can walk in the desert and people can ride them.
Finally, we went to see the little monkey again and reluctantly left. On the way, I told my mother that I would definitely come again in a few days.
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Today, nothing happened. I just looked out of the window and thought: How many days before the Spring Festival? In the face of the arrival of the new year, should I say that the new year is good or not?
I don't know, but time has passed and another year has begun! My life span has been shortened by one year with time, and there are still many things to be done in the fleeting time. This year will be put off until next year, and next year will be put into the year after next. In this case, when can I finish these things?
It was good, but as time went on, I finally grew up by one year. In a few years, I will not be a child, but an adult. I can stop being scolded by my parents: adults and children should not join in the fun … Besides, I have made a lot of progress this year and played badminton well. My English has made great progress. ...
I think: good and bad are two kinds of mentality. Good is optimism, bad is pessimism. Why don't I choose optimism in my life choice?
I have seen it before, and there is a column on CCTV called, Happiness is also a day, and unhappiness is also a day. Why not be happy every day? In fact, considering how common a sentence is, it reveals a certain truth. We can choose our mood.
Welcome the new year with a positive attitude. The new year is coming, and I am one year older. It is a big boy. Anyone who wants to have their own ideas should stop doing things that upset mom and dad. I hope that in the new year, my whole family will be healthy and happy, and I can also learn and make progress!
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dream
This morning, the winter vacation began and the students were very happy. Her heart is beating.
She knew that her mother was encouraging her neighbors' good friends and encouraging them to continue their efforts. A beautiful sentence touched her heart and she longed for it. Because she couldn't study, her mother began to give her the cold shoulder again. She felt a little wronged. Usually study hard and ponder, but you can't learn well. She knew that her mother was encouraging her neighbors' good friends and encouraging them to continue their efforts. A beautiful sentence touched her heart and she longed for it. Because she couldn't study, her mother began to give her the cold shoulder again. She felt a little wronged. Usually study hard and ponder, but you can't learn well. Mom may not understand that she didn't turn on the light to play in the dark. This light represents that she is thinking about her heartless lessons. She was tired and sleepy, but she persisted. Mother doesn't understand why she likes to stay in bed. It's not that she doesn't want to go to school, but that she is really sleepy. ...
She envied her neighbors. She was silent. She writes about winter vacation homework very hard, and her earnest efforts also qualify her mother to praise her. At this point, she began to lose heart again, because she seemed to be wasting her energy and no one paid any attention to her at all. She thought it was ridiculous.
She knows that her mother is too busy to take care of her, and how she hopes that one day, her mother can talk to her. Tell their stories together, count the stars together, tell jokes together ... Even if my mother says a simple word "Come on", she will be full of confidence and extremely happy ... Thought of here, she wants to cry, but has she finished crying? The room is still empty.
Unfortunately, her wish can't come true. Maybe my mother only likes that good girl, but she doesn't like her, and she can't be a good girl in her mother's mind. She remembers that she wanted to talk to her mother again and again, but she was stung by her irrelevant words. It turned out that my mother didn't know her own suffering, but she didn't know the consequences. She hid the pain in her heart and believed that her mother meant no harm.
The door suddenly jammed and my mother came slowly. Her heart was pounding, and she thought, "Mom came to see me, and Mom came to talk to me …" Her long-cherished wish was coming true. She excitedly wrote her homework and jumped with excitement. Finally, her mother patted her shoulder. She turned around like a child and stared at her mother. Her mother was startled and quickly said, dinner is ready!
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