Please give me more bad jokes Luo Zhixiang has said, especially those that are 100% entertaining... I need original answers...

11. Disadvantages of Jingjing

One day the teacher was in class and saw Jingjing sleeping in class. Then the teacher patted the table and asked angrily: Jingjing, do you realize that Are there any disadvantages to sleeping in class?

Jingjing said: "Acridine~I realized it!"

Teacher: What are the shortcomings?

Jingjing: The disadvantage is that it is not as comfortable as sleeping in a bed!

Seventeen.

@婷婷网xiaoming sees a doctor

One day, Xiao Ming went to the hospital to see a doctor.

He poked many joints on his body with a finger and said, "I feel pain here and pain there too."

After the doctor checked, he found that Xiao Ming was not sick at all. However, Xiao Ming still poked his body with his finger many times and said it hurt.

Finally, the doctor discovered that it turned out to be the disease on Xiao Ming’s finger. .~~

12. Geography class...

Today we will teach geography class~~

The teacher wants students to point out where America is on the map?

Xiao Mei went to the stage and pointed. She pointed correctly.

Then the teacher asked who discovered America?

The whole class answered "Xiao Mei" Beautiful~~~~"

13. The Curious Case of the Blind Man

Hello everyone, I am Jingjing

Jing is me

So I am (surprised)

One day there was a blind man

with a stupid man

The blind man was riding a bicycle

Suddenly I met a stupid man on the way

The stupid man said

That blind man

Can you give me a ride

The blind man said yes

That's good

We need to cultivate a tacit understanding

I'll shoot you to the left later and you will go to the left

If I shoot you on the right side, you will lean on the right side

The two of them kept riding and riding

When things were going well

The stupid card suddenly saw a man in front of him There is a big ditch

He didn’t know how to describe it

At that time, he just said ditch ditch

The blind man said ah ah ah ah Ah Lie (football song)

(The blind man has such a rich imagination

14. Xiao Ming took the exam

One day? Xiao Ming came back from the exam

My mother asked him: Is Xiao Ming’s question difficult today?

Xiao Ming said: The question is not difficult at all

My mother said: If the question is not difficult, then I did well

Xiao Ming said: The question is not difficult but the answer is difficult

15. Xiao Ming spends money

Xiao Ming loves to spend money and buys things he likes when he sees them. Well, he soon became a millionaire. Why?

Because he used to be a billionaire

16. Mosquito’s birthday

Hey~ everyone Okay~I am Jingjing’s younger sister~

What am I calling Jingjing’s sister?

(Jingjing’s sister!)

I recently want to learn Tinker Bell Bamboo Dragonfly

Just take this comb and stick it in

Oh~ It’s hurt~

Oh~! Fortunately it’s not very funny~

Oh~ ! The joke I told you today is that one day~

A mosquito

flew into Xiao Ming’s palm

When Xiao Ming was about to knock it off

That mosquito said

Don’t hit me, today is my birthday

Oh~ (singing) HAPPY BRITHDAY TO YOU!

I’m so dead

Oh~wow~~~~

17. Why do bad people ride in cars for free

Hoo~ It scared me~!

Hello everyone~ I am Jingjing~ Jingjing is me~ So I am?

((Jingjing!))

Okay~ I have a question for you kids~!

Why do bad guys ride in cars for free?

Because the cars they ride in (please keep the reprint from) are police cars~

18. One day, the teacher asked me: 1 1=? I said: I don't know. The teacher said, go home and ask. When I got home, I asked my mother. She was cooking and said loudly, "Get out."

I asked my dad. He was watching Qiu Sai and it was wonderful. He said, "It's great!"

I asked my brother, who was on the phone and said softly, I will wait for you outside...

The next day, the teacher asked me again, 1 1=? I said, get out of here. The teacher was so angry that he slapped me in the face. I said loudly: It’s great

The teacher’s hair stood up and he threw me out of the classroom. I said softly:———— I'll wait for you outside...

The teacher said "Wow" and blood spurted out...

19. Once Jingjing was driving, and then halfway through the drive, he picked up a woman. As soon as she got in the car, the woman said expressionlessly: "I want to go to the second funeral home!"

Huh? It's scary to have to go to the second funeral home at two o'clock in the morning. Halfway through, halfway through, he nervously picked up an apple and ate it. Then the woman said: "I also liked eating apples when I was alive."

Then Jingjing said "Ah! Jingjing~~Jingjing~~~Jingjing~~~~": l: l Just peed my pants. gt;_lt;

Then the lady added the first sentence: "But I didn’t like eating it after giving birth.

Twelve. One day, Jingjing and an American A man and an Englishman were walking and walking in the desert.

Hungry and thirsty, and tired from walking, they sat on the sand.

Shocked, they stretched their hands into the sand: " Shock, shock, there is a magic lamp!"

Later, a big giant came out and said: "You three are my masters, and I will fulfill your three wishes."

So, the British said: "I want money!" The giant gave the British a bunch of money. "I want a beautiful woman." The giant gave the British a beautiful woman.

I want to go back to England. "The giant gave the British a beautiful woman." The British sent it back to Britain.

So the Americans said: I want money. The giant gave the Americans a bunch of money.

I want beautiful women. The giant gave the Americans beautiful women. "

I want to go back to the United States." The giant sent the Americans back to the United States.

So Jingjing said: I want water. The giant gave Jingjing water,

Jingjing said: Jingjing Jingjing, I want biscuits and the giant gave Jingjing biscuits

Jingjing scratched his head and said to the giant: I miss the American and the British very much,

I want them to come back to accompany me! The giant brought the British and Americans back...

lt; What a cute surprise gt;

20. One time~Jingjing must learn English well~

Jingjing: This is a book~This is a chair

~This is a cup~This is a dog.........

After he studied for 2 years, he decided to go to L.A. in the United States

to test whether his American English is good or not~

As soon as he arrived at the U.S. airport...

Shocked: I have arrived in the U.S.~I am going to test my English now~

p>

....Surprise...Surprise....Who should I look for~, ㄝ....There is a black man over there

I Test him well~

Jingjing approached the black man

Jingjing: abcdefghijklmnop......xyz

Black man: ok~bpmfdtnl.....

...www.xiao688.com...................... .......

(Note: One is in English words and the other is in Chinese pinyin)

21. What does a fat man become when he jumps from the 10th floor?

Become a dead fat man~~~

The joke told by the little pig...cold to death