Tell you a horror joke.

Yesterday at lunch break, a child wanted to poop. I went to bed, cleaned up, and took a nap in the bedroom with my children. After a while, the child who went to the toilet came back and told me that the pooper had pulled the poop out of the pool. I hurried to see it and saw a big bubble of poop. After that, use a brush to sweep Baba into the pool and wash it away. Just once, and I'll do the rest later. "The boy nodded and continued to squat down there. I hurried back to the bedroom. The children in the upper bunk began to fight. I quickly put the children to bed. A few minutes later, a child who used the toilet came back and said, I rushed into the toilet again, only to find that a small booth of Baba had been wiped all over the floor by that boy with a brush! At that time, I felt that I was almost out of breath and wanted to cry! ! ! !

What's even more frightening is that this boy looked at me naively, took a brush seriously and ran to the sink to wash, and then ran back to smear Baba! I quickly stopped him and told him to wash his hands and go to bed. He said seriously, "it's not over yet, I'll come right away!" " "I gnashed my teeth angrily to stop him from washing the toilet brush in the sink! He gave me a look, let out a cry and turned to get his cup! ! ! ! ! I said in horror, "What are you doing with a water cup? Go to sleep quickly! ! ! ! ！” He continued to look at me seriously and asked me, "take a glass of water and wash it." Wow, what can I do without water? "I'm going crazy! Drag him to the faucet to wash his hands and bring a big roll of toilet paper to deal with his mess! ! ! !

After washing his hands, he still stood there looking at me, not mentioning his shorts and not sleeping. I said angrily, "Why don't you go to bed and stand here and look at me to see if I stink?" He pouted and said, "I haven't wiped my ass yet!" " "

The horror at noon, the meal I just ate, my stomach began to churn, and I didn't drink the brewed tea. ,,,,, This is the first time I have met in my preschool education career. I can't remember. ,,, and share with you! ! ! ! We often meet, but you may never meet again. What happened yesterday was very angry at that time, and now there are only jokes, no horror!