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It turns out that I was already dead when I was twenty (5) What you choose is what you will experience.

Text/Wu Shu? Contents? It turns out that I was already dead at the age of twenty (4) A true warrior is honest to himself

The phone dinged, and I saw Short message, "Third mission: Please rush to the entrance of xx Cinema as soon as possible to rescue a woman who is about to be kidnapped. Characteristics: a solo woman in a long skirt and high heels!"

I know very well that xx Cinema is far away from us. A cinema nearest to the school. But will anyone go to the movies in the middle of the night? I looked at the time and it was already half past two in the morning.

No choice, I started running all the way again. After running a few hundred meters, the unforgettable pain came again. I stood messy in the wind.

As long as you experience that kind of pain once, it will leave an everlasting mark on your body. I simply sat down on the ground. He soon passed out from his dazed state.

When I woke up, there was a human skin sleeping next to me. If I didn’t know that it was shed by myself, this scene would still be quite scary. I realized that I had become like a junior high school student. I am a few inches shorter, but when I feel my face is smooth and elastic, I can't help but sigh, we were all once little fresh meat!

I ran to the door of the cinema, and people came out in twos and threes. I saw from the promotional poster that it was a film festival screening, and there was a screening of "Titanic 3D" early this morning. No wonder there were so many people there in the middle of the night.

My heart moved slightly. I remember the first time I watched Titanic was in the first grade of junior high school, and that’s when I met her. The Qin Wanyi who I have been secretly in love with for eight years.

The school organized a viewing of Titanic to experience the advanced level of world film production. When I got home from school, there was still a scene in my head that made people blush and my heart beat. Although the teacher jumped over it in time, the young boy was ignorant and vaguely felt that there was a Jack in this world who belonged to me... Oh no, it was Rose.

Walking by the river, there are green grass and willows, and catkins floating in the sky. In short, the picture is beautiful and the atmosphere is right.

At this time, I experienced a bad street scene like being blocked and robbed by a bully on campus. Then Qin Wanyi, a classmate in the same grade, stood up and pushed the school bully away arrogantly, with an aura as strong as a arrogant little Gongju.

At that time, I felt like she was like an angel descending from the sky, a little witch, the rose in my heart. I vaguely remember that charming silhouette that showed its teeth and claws at the bully...

Wait! Just when I thought of this, I realized that I really saw that side face.

The next second I was sure it was her! Who else is willing to wear a long skirt in such a cold weather, and who stubbornly refuses to take off her high heels even though her feet have blisters? Who else but the little witch Qin Wanyi? It is impossible for me to admit that she is wrong. Over the years and from such a long distance, I have looked at her profile so many times (it is quite sad and painful to think about it)... What is this? An adventure? Why don't you go over and say hello? What a coincidence I meet you here! He doesn't treat you like a genius! ...But think about it, she doesn’t recognize me anymore, now I have the face of a junior high school kid.

But why did she watch this movie alone? Isn’t it time to read such a romantic and beautiful love classic while nestling in your fiancé’s arms? I suddenly realized that she was the only one surrounded by people in twos and threes... And what I wanted to save was a girl walking alone in a long skirt and high heels?

...can't be such a coincidence, right?

"Yes, that's her!" the old man said in the earphone.

"This must have been arranged deliberately by you?" I asked. The old man didn't answer me.

It’s not the point that the person I want to save this time is Qin Wanyi, the key is that based on previous experience, most of the characters who appear can play the trick of transformation! What if I finally found out that the person I had a crush on for eight years turned out to be not a human but a vixen or a cat-eared girl? ...I really don’t want to live anymore!

She walked out of the cinema, and I followed her step by step, neither getting closer nor wanting to stay away, watching her from a distance, just like many years ago.

In fact, it was nothing for her to see a girl running out to watch a movie in the middle of the night. She often did more outrageous things. This is her, willful and arrogant, always doing whatever comes to her mind and not saying hello to anyone.

Even if she agreed to marry someone, nothing would change. Her fiancé probably couldn't guess what she was thinking. Maybe he was thinking she was missing and was worried. Being too anxious is a sign of not understanding her, but if you know her, you will still be anxious. If you like her, you will be unable to control it, and you will be happy with this kind of psychological abuse.

She is one of those crazy girls who doesn’t look very pretty when she is quiet, but once she gets moving, everyone will be fascinated by her. Like a book written with countless mysteries, I read this book for eight years from junior high school to sophomore year and still didn't understand it. I originally wanted to spend my whole life reading it, but I no longer have the chance.

I saw her turn into an alley, which was a shortcut back to school and was rarely visited. I had a premonition that something bad would happen there, so I followed her in hastily.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he entered, he was hit in the face by a black and hard object. I was immediately dizzy and dizzy.

It wasn’t until the girl put down the bag in her hand that I realized she had been attacked. As expected of the crazy girl I fell in love with, she did not disappoint me!

"Eh..." The girl looked at me with strange eyes and was in a daze. Then he said to me in the tone of a big sister, "It turns out that you are a little brat. Why don't you just lie down and sleep at home and follow your sister in the middle of the night? I thought it was some uncle with bad intentions who followed her after he saw that I was pretty and pretty. I have bad thoughts in my heart!"

I waved my hand quickly, "I...I'm not a bad person, I...I passed by here!" After so many years, I think I am familiar with her, and I still know how to talk to her face to face. Nervously like a little stutter.

"I know, you are still young, how do you know how to appreciate your sister's beauty..." She suddenly came close to me, smiled slyly, her pupils shone with a charming light, and then shouted, "Why don't you go back to sleep without stopping!"

I shivered and said, "Yes, yes!"

At this time, a voice came from behind - "No one can Don’t even think about leaving!”

His voice came first, sonorous and graceful, somewhat like a Peking Opera martial artist.

Then a guy wearing black stockings and holding a watermelon knife jumped out of the alley, "I drove this mountain and planted this tree. If you want to go this way, I will leave money to buy the road!" While posing as several Peking Opera martial arts students.

This guy looks like he is crudely cosplaying Marvel’s Deadpool, but what’s up with his pure green-forest-guy vibe and the typhoon of an amateur Peking Opera fan? A mix of Chinese and Western? Robbery or performance art?

As soon as the big villain appeared, Qin Wanyi and I immediately became the same team.

She waved her hand with great courage and arrogantly protected me behind her. In a confrontation with the "Peking Opera Deadpool".

I stood behind her, looking at her profile. The long hair blowing in the wind hit my face, and I smelled the fragrance of shampoo.

I seem to have seen a scene many years ago.

It seems that I have returned to the riverside of the past. The endless catkins floating in the wind fell into the river and were carried by the long river to the end of time. The little girl opened her hands to protect me behind her like a big sister, and I hugged her waist from behind like Jack... Okay, this scene is a bit time-traveled, and it was made up by my nymphomaniac at the time.

That time, she and I together were no match for the school bully, but she was surprisingly clever and clever. She cut off the leg of the lieutenant colonel and kicked the lieutenant colonel in the lower body with one move, and then pulled me and ran wildly along the river.

The school bully's screams and threats came from behind, "Qin Wanyi, just wait for me!"

"I'm not afraid of him!" the girl ran as she ran. Said, the unruly eyebrows matched the unruly corners of the mouth with an unbridled smile. The smile blooms in my heart like an eternal flower.

At that time, I expected the river to be infinitely long and never end. I can hold her hand and run all the way.

Later, the school bully did not cause any trouble for her, as if nothing had happened, and the hatred between the children was just buried.

Qin Wanyi said that she was destined to turn bad things into good ones. She was willful and ruthless and caused a lot of troubles, but she always fell into the sea without causing any bigger waves.

The plot is so similar, she is still her.

Sure enough, the girl caught me by surprise and hit me with a kick from her ten centimeter high heels. She grabbed me and ran away. It seemed that the immortal Deadpool was also covering the door. I heard the same screams as the school bully back then... But why did this sound sound so strange? An inexplicable feeling of familiarity?

She held my hand and ran all the way, just like before. Although there is no grassy riverside, we fly over the guardrail on the sidewalk. I wish time could stop right here.

——As a result, time really paused!

I couldn't react at all for a moment. I only saw that the girl and the Peking Opera Deadpool who were chasing behind me suddenly stopped moving. Their long flowing hair and the expression on their faces were fixed, and their exaggerated shapes were frozen. It was very strange. Pull the wind. A mouse rushed out of the sewer and it didn't move. It raised its legs one after the other in a running posture, like a perfect work of art. After all, I have read a lot of novels and animations and am well-informed. I can understand it with a little movement of my brain. Yes, there is actually a setting like time pause!

So who is responsible? Who else could it be...

"It's surprisingly similar to the scene when you first met her, isn't it?" The old man's voice sounded.

"Yeah." I answered.

"You started to like her since then?"

I acquiesce.

"Did you think you would definitely get her in the future? You followed her like a tail for eight years!"

I smiled bitterly and shook my head, "I didn't understand anything at that time. , I think very simply, as long as I can be by her side, I will feel at ease."

"My understanding of love when I was young was so simple and pure," the old man sighed.

"Really?" I was stunned for a moment, and suddenly I realized that the old man's voice did not come from the headphones. As the only moving creature in the world, I turned around and looked around.

Immediately I determined where the sound was coming from.

"I should have thought of such a funny way of appearing." I said.

The Peking Opera Deadpool moved.

"Ouch, what a strike... what a heavy blow!" The Peking Opera Deadpool took off his hood, revealing his gray hair, and then rubbed a certain part with a painful expression, "It's easy. I, in order to complete the design I will bear the pain and pursue her."

"I dare say, what is the purpose of kidnapping a young girl in the middle of the night?"

"Damn it. It’s not just to bring you back to life. I’ve made so many sacrifices for you at my age, putting my reputation and dignity and the risk of being scolded as old and disrespectful to act like a devil in the middle of the night to give you a chance to be a hero to save your beauty. , Why don't you kneel down and thank me!" The old man was angry.

What came to my mind was, "But by the way, are you capable of thirty-six transformations? Are you the one who transformed into the rat spirit or the tiger spirit? Did you invite the cat-eared girl to guest star?"

< p> "What are the thirty-six changes? I can obviously change seventy-two. The one who can change thirty-six is ??Zhu Bajie!"

I am speechless.

"She is used to doing a lot of things silently for the people she likes in invisible corners, but she doesn't know anything. She is really like the loyal dog male lead in idol dramas, so the ending is very sad. It’s also very hard.” The old man continued, “Do you still remember why the school bully didn’t bother her again?”

Of course I remember.

When the school bully was about to cause trouble for her, I went above and beyond to help her settle the matter. At that time, I felt that I should be Jack, not Rose, shouldering the responsibility of keeping her from harm. . As a result, he was fucked miserably by the school bully. When I appeared in front of her with a bruised nose and face, I said that I was chased by a mad dog on the road and fell several times.

"Do you remember why she caused a lot of trouble, but there was always no follow-up?" The old man, like a senior paparazzi, wanted to dig out the explosive information from many years ago.

Yes, later I often appeared in front of her with a bruised face. I told her that the mad dog had sex with me. Every time he saw me, he chased me. He chased me for eight years, starting from junior high school. I fell down countless times when I pursued college. Girls always smile when they think I'm telling a joke. Seeing her smile, I felt everything was worth it.

In fact, I am that mad dog myself.

"It's my business to do something for her. It has nothing to do with her. It doesn't matter whether she knows about it or not." I said.

"What you choose is what you will experience. Some things have already happened, but you just don't know it..." The old man suddenly felt a little like Zen.

Then I was stunned for a moment in class as a child, and suddenly woke up when the teacher discovered that he had thrown a piece of chalk. The time pause ends. From standing still to sprinting 100 meters, I changed the state without excessive, and I felt some physical discomfort.

Deadpool, oh no, the old man is still chasing behind, but obviously the distance is closer than before.

"This guy runs so fast!" Before the girl could finish speaking, Deadpool was already approaching.

"Fight it!" I yelled, grabbed Qin Wanyi and protected her behind me. She looked at me strangely as if she had seen my sudden gender change.

I took out my phone and wanted to use my cool Jedi lightsaber again. Just pretend to be cool in front of the girl you've liked for so many years. Thank God for allowing me to die and still have a chance to show off. I didn’t cherish it properly during my lifetime, and I will definitely not miss it again this time.

But... Damn, why doesn't it work? I poked the phone screen hard. Where's the lightsaber? If that doesn't work, how about an electric shock baton?

"It's useless, those skills are one-time use." The old man said in the headset. Deadpool rushed over with his knife.

...This time, you are cheating on me, old man, are you really trying to play with me? Do you want to be embarrassed in front of the people you love even if you die?

Only by force. I don't have any fighting skills at all. I just hide when the knife hits me. Hey, this feels right. No matter how hard I cut with the knife, it can't hit me. I came here as a cheat!

"Can you give me some snacks? Do you know how hard I have to try not to hit you?" I can imagine the disgusted old face of the old man under the stockings.

"Then let's end it quickly." I said.

I kicked Deadpool in the chest with a straight kick. I really couldn’t do any more stylish and difficult moves. Deadpool came with special effects from a kung fu movie. His body flew back five meters steadily and fell to the ground with a thud.

...Grandpa Death, I will definitely remember your great kindness in my next life! Seeing the old man struggling on the ground, getting up and running away, I suddenly couldn't bear it, and I felt grateful.

"As long as the mountains remain green, the water will flow forever, I will definitely come back!" Deadpool fled quickly, not forgetting to give a nondescript closing speech before leaving the scene.

When I turned around, I found that the girl looked at me with a strange look, "Is that you?"

I was shocked. Did she recognize me? My appearance must have changed a lot over the years, not to mention, does she know that I am dead?

I was just thinking wildly when she suddenly shook her head and smiled bitterly, "It's not you, you're only a teenager..." The voice dropped...

"Who is it?" I asked cautiously.

"I don't know who it is." After experiencing hardships with her, the distance suddenly narrowed. She talked to me like a friend, "Maybe that person doesn't exist at all. It's just my wild imagination..."

"It just feels like there is a person hiding behind me all the time. Although he never shows up, I can often feel his presence. He is invisible. It’s a place that silently protects me, pampers me, and makes me feel safe.” The girl looked happy when she said this, “It’s just like you just now, that feeling of being protected is very familiar.”< /p>

"So you thought I was him? The mysterious man?" I asked.

"Sorry." The girl blushed because of shyness, "Thank you for saving me."

"You're welcome." I said. My dead heart started beating again. Although my nerve endings were not developed enough and my reaction was slow, I knew who the person she was talking about was.

The old man said that some things had already happened, but he just didn’t know it.

In the end, I discovered that everything I had ever wanted had already been determined by my fate.

"Goodbye!" she said.

"Goodbye!" I smiled, feeling that I could die happily. Die without regrets.

It turns out that I was already dead when I was twenty (6) The hope of life starts from seeing death

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