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I learned 600 words on the first day of military training.
The instructor "Black Big" walked in all directions, met our eyes and left without looking at anything else. My heart is full of excitement, just like the fragrance left by my lips and teeth after stealing milk.
Military training is not as easy as I thought. Just standing in the military posture makes my back ache, not to mention all kinds of "black and strong" requirements: hold your head high, hold your arms tight, and lean forward slightly. ...
When standing in the military posture, it is often that we just want to exercise our bones and muscles. When we look up, we will meet the instructor's eyes full of historical vicissitudes, as if to say, "Don't move! Don't make small moves! " We have to stand in the same place again.
Every day after the training, we are like the hay in first frost, rubbing back to the classroom. The high mood of the first day has already condensed into exhaustion in sweat.
"Push-ups-Ready!" The instructor shouted.
When we hear this sentence, it's like hearing a death sentence. The eyes of bitterness point to the instructor, but the instructor is unmoved and preaches "seriously": "I am giving you a chance to exercise! Ten push-ups, ready! "
By the end of the "exercise", we all had backache and painful cries. The instructor bent down, hooked his lips, showed a big white tooth and smiled "gloating".
Hum, you are bullying students.
Although living under "high pressure", our vitality is still very tenacious. From stumbling a few days ago to being neat and resolute today, we should not only thank the instructor, but also thank our efforts.
Just as weeds grow taller in the spring breeze, we are full of vitality now. Looking around, everywhere is full of vitality and vitality.
I think this military training should be our precious experience. It not only taught us unity, but also taught us the fortitude and tenacity of our soldiers. As the poem says, "Wildfire never completely devours them, and they are tall again in the spring breeze."
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