What's the name of Torres' daughter?

Being the first to tell the story of Tuoniu and his daughter, Torres' humorous conversation with his daughter made people deduce a lot of funny jokes.

Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was a player from Spain. He didn't perform very well at the club and scored very few goals. He was not even the main player of the national team, but he was able to play at the last minute of the final and scored a goal. Finally, the player lifted both the big ear cup and the Laudney cup! Slapped the person who laughed at him severely!

The daughter said: Who is this, with such good luck? Torres replied: ... This is your uncle Mata!

Torres said to his daughter: Once upon a time, there was another player who left Iberia and went to the Premier League alone. Since then, he has been wearing a red shirt and has been wandering in the middle reaches, but he has never gained anything. Even in the lowest valley, I can still follow the powerful matador to win all the champions on the cold bench, and break all doubts, which perfectly explains the organic combination of soy sauce and greatness.

The daughter covered her mouth and replied, Dad, you are so great! Torres said angrily, Shut up! This is not me! It's your uncle Reina! !

the origin of the nicknames of the four talents of Arsenal

Who are the four talents of Arsenal? Fan Ambition, Loyalty and Affiliation, Self-interest and Song Gongming. Fan Xiongwei was originally named Van Persie because when he left Arsenal, he said that I didn't leave here because of money, thinking that I always had an ambition to win the championship, so fans nicknamed him Fan Xiongwei.

The reason why Fabregas is called the loyalty method and the inversion method stems from his great loyalty to Professor Wenger, and the inversion method is a bit interesting. He once inverted the membership fee for joining Barcelona! The name of "upside down" is famous for this;

Nasri, who is self-interested, is just the opposite of Fan's ambition. How poor Arsenal is after leaving for high salary! In order to get higher honor, Alexander Song joined Barcelona, seeking fame all his life! People send Song Gongming.

The origin of Pique's nickname

Pique saw through: In a game, Pique once vowed that all the fake actions and attempts of C Ronaldo could not escape his own eyes and he could see through everything, but when he really got to the game, Pique was always swayed by C Ronaldo and shot many times, which is Pique saw through.

The origin of Pickenbauer: Pique became famous when he was young. With his great talent in football, Pickenbauer was once considered to be the first heir to Emperor Bei, hence his name.

The origin of Pi Qixi: I think that when Barcelona's defense leader Picco led the team to be crushed by Bayern 7- in the Champions League, Pi Qixi lived up to expectations!

The origin of Piqila is a bit of a joke, because Pique's wife is Shaqila, so she rides the horse ~

Although it's a bad nickname, it's also a sign that every player in the fans' team cares ~ Don't spray if you don't like it! Ha ha!