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Is there anything that people who often listen to cross talk know?

What a horse forgets is posturing. He has seen some idolized powder covering his face with laughter. He also took the old man Ma as an example, saying that horses sometimes forget words on the stage. For example, the elderly just can't remember the names of some songs, and some names are reminders of holding hands. There is also the most exaggerated saying that Ma Lao will write his lines on his hands. The evidence is that he will look at his hands when performing.

This is a typical loophole listening to cross talk, and experts regard loopholes as jokes. All the "forgotten words" on the horse stage are performed. Tianjin Satellite TV's "Greeting with a Smile" specially arranged the forgotten words of horses. Every time Ma Lao "forgets words", the effect is exactly the same, and even the words of "forgetting words" are not changed. This is the stage effect of design.

In addition, watching the hand is not because the lines are written on the hand, but a performance of pretending to read the letter, which is what all crosstalk actors are doing.

Only Meng of Deyun Society can really write cheat sheets on the stage. This man especially likes to put his mobile phone on the table in the small theater, which is full of performance lines. Sometimes he plays doubles and squats in the back to watch his mobile phone read his lines. Viya's party reads it directly with a cheat sheet and likes to make a hot search.

Another is Yang Shaohua, who once went to Tianjin Satellite TV with Yang Yi to perform "Meat Rotten in the Pot" and wrote some unfamiliar lines on his hand, fearing that he would not remember them when he was old. At that time, Yang Shaohua was over 70 years old, and "Meat Rotten in the Pot" had a lot of online expressions, which were difficult for people of Yang Shaohua's age to understand, so I wrote it in my hand for later use, but Lao Yang didn't read it at all, and Yang Yi, who stepped down later, took it out as a burden.

It is a bit unreasonable that the old artist Malik Li San is so strict with his own art. He must never deliberately forget the lyrics as glory, perform them repeatedly, and even less write any bullshit cheat sheets. It's also a stage effect. This shit is really only done by incompetent idols.

Li Boxiang likes to forget words. Mr. Li Boxiang's cross talk style is "selling", showing off his quick-talking and fast-paced, and being good at oral work. Mr. Li's penetrating power was taught by his father Li and his adoptive father while smoking opium. If he makes a mistake, he will be beaten. You know, smoking is very strong, Lao Li's penetrating power is so strong, and the rhythm of normal lines is faster than that of ordinary actors, and they are all drawn out.

But Lao Li plays too much, and when he is old, it is inevitable that he will forget his words. In particular, some oral work, originally thousands of times of kung fu, belongs to the memory engraved in the bones, but once you encounter a certain period of time, the rhythm is chaotic and you forget the words.

For example, Lao Li once made a geographical map, and he submitted a map of the world. Speaking of "Paris, France", Lao Li forgot the words, and then began to read with garlic in his mouth. When his partner Mu Xianglin saw him stop, he quickly helped him make up.

Why do you still speak a foreign language?

Can I not speak French when I arrive in Paris, France?

Come back quickly, because the audience here are all from China and can't understand your French.

After this delay, Lao Li remembered the following words, so the performance continued.

On another occasion, Li Jindou and Li Lishan and I played "jacket peeling". The second time I lied, the topic was that rhubarb dog of Li Jindou fell into a tea bowl and burned to death. Then Li Boxiang began to make it up, but the character in the lie was designed as Li Wenshan. Then I couldn't remember the name for a long time and repeatedly said, "What's the name of that man?" Later, when Li Shan Li saw that he really couldn't remember, he reminded him "Li Wenshan!"

The liar reminds the liar how to continue to make up, which is also the wonder of "taking off the coat". But I don't know what the writers think of this program. All three actors are surnamed Li, and all the characters in them are surnamed Li. It is normal for Li Boxiang to feel confused. The whole Lao Li family meeting.