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How did the bear die? Please tell me.

That stupid bear starved to death. Everyone has heard the story of two stupid bears. Two bears picked up a piece of bread, so that both bears could eat as much, so they found a clever fox to share. As a result, most of them were eaten by cunning foxes. They only ate a little and starved to death because they didn't have enough to eat.

3. The stupid bear died of old age. People also said, "people are inherently mortal, some are lighter than a feather, and some are heavier than Mount Tai." Stupid bear certainly doesn't talk so big. But in today's society, caring for animals is everyone's responsibility. You see, the bears in the zoo are specially protected, delicious and fun, and of course they can only die of old age.

Bear knows that he has lost weight, and he is not stupid at all. I think he may have been scared to death by the market diving.

5, the bear is tired of glutinous rice!

6. The stupid bear is not dead yet. Why do you say that? Listen to me slowly. I think that bear chased a bear, and finally I got her with a lot of sweet words. Later, they gave birth to a bear. The bear grew up slowly. One day, he was not good at arithmetic, and his mother didn't and won't teach him methods. So, Father Bear got angry and asked Mother Bear loudly, "Do you know?" These three bears live a well-off life and are very happy under the party's good policies. So it is concluded that the stupid bear is not dead.