How to write funny jokes about me

Funny examples of adding words after pat me are as follows:

1. Pat me, pat my ass.

2. He patted my face and said: My skin is as smooth as cream.

3. He patted my wallet and said to swipe my card.

4. Patted my head and called daddy.

5. Pat my nine-pack abs.

6. Patted my cucumbers and sprinkled them with salt.

7. I patted my wallet and it became messy.

8. He patted my little hand and said: So white.

9. He patted my shoulder and said: So I can talk to my eldest brother.

10. Patted my trash can and said this is my home.

11. He patted my shoulder and called me daddy.

12. Patted my butt, it felt very satisfying.

13. Pat my xx’s butt.

14. I patted my six-pack abs and smashed them into pieces.

15. Patted my feet and smelled them affectionately.

16. He patted my pillow and said to order them together.

17. He patted my hand and applied a cross lock.

18. He patted my head and said: What a genius.

19. He patted my wallet and said he would support me forever.

20. I patted my son and said hello, big brother.

21. I patted my shower gel and blew out bubbles.

22. I patted my sweetheart and blurred my hand.

23. He patted my milk tea and said I’ll buy this cup.

24. He patted my rice and asked for ten more bowls.

25. I patted my predecessor’s grave and burned incense.

26. I was arrested for breaking the law after taking a naked photo of me.

27. He patted my pillow and said we would order together.

28. He patted my bed and said, "Go to sleep. You want to dream about me."