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A girl's first couplet: keel, which can relieve fever and pain and produce fluid! The second part of the card shark makes the girl blush.

Let's start with a story about Ji Xiaolan, who is a great genius. When Ji Xiaolan first entered the official career, he was just a small magistrate in Duyun. Later, due to hard work and outstanding achievements, he was appreciated by Qianlong and was promoted to Beijing as an official.

On his way back to Beijing, Ji Xiaolan met his old classmate somewhere in Hunan, where he served as a magistrate. This classmate was Ji Xiaolan's best friend when he was studying, and he was admitted to Jinshi together. When they met again, they both felt a lot.

The students invited Ji Xiaolan into the house, prepared delicious food, raised a glass with friends, recalled the past and chatted late into the night. But all good things must come to an end. Early the next morning, Ji Xiaolan packed her bags and was ready to leave.

When I left, my classmates said that I didn't know when I would meet again. I have an online couplet here, please advise Brother Ji. Ji Xiaolan readily agreed, and then his classmates sang the first couplet: Rats, big or small, are called old.

This couplet is very interesting. There is really no difference in size between mice. They're all called rats. After thinking for a while, Ji Xiaolan gave such a couplet: Both male and female parrots are called brothers. This bottom line is neat, and the artistic conception is the same. The students also lamented that Xiong Ji's talent remains the same.

I'll tell you another story about the marriage made by couplets. In the Ming Dynasty, there was a big family in the south of the Yangtze River. He is a rich man. The rich man is an old woman and attaches great importance to this daughter. She was taught to read and read at an early age and was brought up as a boy.

Fortunately, this woman is also very talented. At the age of 16, she is not only brilliant, but also charming and a great beauty. Unfortunately, her life is sick, and this woman caught a serious illness in her beautiful years. Her father found many famous doctors to treat her, but none of them recovered.

Just when the rich man was desperate, a young tourist doctor came to the local area. It is said that his medical skill is very good, and his friend suggested giving it a try. The rich man is also holding the mentality of a dead horse as a living horse doctor and invited a doctor.

When the doctor came to the rich man's house and treated his daughter, he found that the disease was not incurable, but needed a long time to recuperate. So the doctor prescribed many prescriptions in the rich man's house and took good care of them for more than half a year. Finally, the condition of Qianjin improved completely.

The rich man was very happy and gave the doctor a lot of rewards. The doctor also knew that he should go. When leaving, the woman recited a pair of couplets without saying anything: keel, which can relieve fever and pain and produce fluid.

After hearing this, the doctor also returned a couplet: two pieces of dried tangerine peel can reduce swelling, eliminate phlegm and quench thirst. The woman was ashamed and angry after hearing this, and her face was flushed. It turned out that during the period of taking care of the woman, the two had been secretly in love, but they didn't say anything. The couplet just now made them exchange ideas. In the end, the doctor stayed in the local area, married the girl and loved each other. This little story was also passed down as a much-told story.

Dear readers, why not show your wisdom and see if you can set a better bottom line?