Classic funny copywriting is super hilarious

1. It’s not just talent that overflows, but also fat around the waist.

2. In the past, as long as the feelings were true, age did not matter. But now, as long as the feelings are true, gender is not an issue.

3. Falling in love with an immature man is like raising a son. You teach him how to love someone, and in the end you will find that you have a daughter-in-law.

4. Pay attention to details and start with small things, because you can't do big things at all.

5. Why do you need to remind me that "money is not everything"? I'm not that greedy. I just want money, I don't expect it to be everything.

6. They are both lazy and lazy, but their faces are different and their fates are completely different. For example, a panda and a pig: one is petted and the other is poked! The reason why you are useless is that you are ugly!

7. Obesity makes breathing painful, eating KFC hurts, eating McDonald’s hurts, and even drinking water hurts.

8. People who love to laugh will not have bad luck. To be honest, if a person is unlucky, I don't know how he can laugh.

9. How important is interest: I bought a smart washing machine for my mother and taught her how to use it N times, but she still couldn’t use it. Later, I bought her a mahjong machine, and she not only knew how to use it but also repaired it!

10. The older you get, the more you realize that people who say they don’t care about money are actually very poor, and rich people don’t even bother to discuss it.

11. I don’t know how people can do it by posting a talk every half a year. If I don’t post a talk for a day, I feel like my talents are nowhere to be used!

12. A woman’s life: she was naughty as a child, hunted for treasures when she grew up, worked for gold, got married, and was eliminated when she got old. Women, hurry up and do it while you are still young.

13. What is love? The two of them were as ugly as monkeys, and they were worried about each other being snatched away, so they hugged each other tightly.

14. I accompanied my wife back to my parents’ home and hailed a taxi. The driver said it would cost 10 yuan. My wife said, “Is 15 yuan okay for two people?

15. If he likes it You, no matter how big your temper is, it’s all about your personality. If he doesn’t like you, even if you are as docile as a cat, he will think you are losing your temper.

16. If you can’t get rich overnight, you can do it in two nights. I can accept it for half a month.

17. Live alone. Two people are happy. Three people live together. How about we play cards?

18. So-called pigs. My roommate was like, I had a cold, so I asked him to bring a box of White and Black, but he brought me a pack of Oreos.

19. My smile is very charming, but my smile is very scary. .

20. If you can’t tolerate me, it means either you are too narrow-minded or my personality is too great.

21. I really envy you ugly people and am heartbroken. At least you can say "Who made me ugly?" to comfort myself.

22. When I was studying, I didn't have much money, so I always bought discounted clothes. But it's different after working, and I can't buy discounted clothes.

23. Do you think the most sour feeling is jealousy? Don’t think so much. The most sour feeling is jealousy, isn’t it?

24. It’s said that Wang The husband's woman has several characteristics: she can eat, drink, sleep, spend money, is unreasonable, and doesn't work.

25. If the teacher's lecture speed is like a 4G signal, then. Xueba is connected to wifi, others are using 3G network, and some are using 2G network, but I am disconnected!