The Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha have a conversation. Is there a funny joke about the Jade Emperor and Tathagata quarreling?

Is there a funny joke about the quarrel between the Jade Emperor and Tathagata? What is the content?

Tathagata: I rule the four continents! Jade Emperor: You were peed on by a monkey! Tathagata: I have cultivated a six-foot-long golden body! Jade Emperor: You were peed on by a monkey! Tathagata: Can we not mention monkeys? Jade Emperor: Your uncle is a bird! Tathagata:... Jade Emperor: Your mother is a bird! Tathagata:... Jade Emperor: Your grandma is still a bird! Tathagata: Let’s talk about monkeys. . . Jade Emperor: You were peed on by a monkey! Tathagata: My **uncle... What is the relationship between the Jade Emperor and Tathagata Buddha?

One is the master of the three realms of Taoism, heaven, earth and man, the emperor of all immortals! One is the Buddha who is in charge of Buddhism now. Two religious systems, two incompatible. Don't forcefully compare them. Buddhism says that Tathagata is the highest, but Taoism also says that the Three Pure Ones are the highest? How to compare? Those who believe in Buddhism should not use your Buddhist theories to force them on you! ! ! Taoism also says you are wrong! How do you say this? Those who practice Buddhism do not understand the Great Way at the beginning, but want to achieve it quickly. The shape is like a piece of wood, the heart is as gray as ashes, the consciousness is guarded within, and the will is unwavering. The yin spirit that comes out of the center of concentration is a ghost of pure spirit, not a fairy of pure yang. Because of his one-minded Yin spirit that never disperses, he is called a ghost fairy. Although they are called immortals, they are actually ghosts. The disciples who worship Buddhism in ancient and modern times have worked hard to this point, and they say they have attained the Tao, which is really ridiculous. Please give me a picture of the funny dialogue between Tathagata Buddha and the Jade Emperor. Please tell me quickly that the Jade Emperor was beaten by Hou. Do you want a picture? Thank you? ! ! There is a line in a TV series by Zhang Weijian: I am the Tathagata Buddha, the Jade Emperor, the Guanyin Bodhisattva, designated to take the Western Sutra... What follows?

I am the Tathagata Buddha, the Jade Emperor, the Guanyin Bodhisattva, designated to take the Western Sutra, the special envoy of Huaguoshan Shuiliandongmei Monkey King, Monkey King, Monkey King, Monkey King! So handsome! Who is greater, the Jade Emperor or the Tathagata Buddha?

It should be the Tathagata Buddha. Tathagata Buddha is Sakyamuni Buddha, Prince Siddhartha who became a Buddha in India 2,500 years ago. Why is Shakyamuni Buddha said to be great? This is because every great world has a Buddha who serves as the leader. Sakyamuni Buddha is the leader of the Saha world where we live, and the entire Saha world is taught by him. There are 28 heavens in the Saha world, and each heaven is managed by a god. The Jade Emperor is the Taoist saying, which is actually the god of the Trayasa Heaven in Buddhism. The Trayastrim Heaven is the fourth heaven of the Desire Realm, one of the 28 heavens. In Buddhism, the status of Buddha is supreme, followed by Bodhisattva, Arhat, and King of Heaven. Therefore, the status of the Jade Emperor, the Emperor Shakti in Buddhism, is very low. It is not as supreme as the Jade Emperor in Taoism. In Buddhism, the level of status is divided by the realm of liberation. The Buddha's realm is the highest, and the higher his status is. Even Bodhisattva is divided into 52 levels according to different realms. The king of heaven has not even been able to escape the cycle of life and death, so his status is very low. Jade Emperor (8) Tathagata (16)