The 2019 straight male chat god's reply is exposed, hahaha, it's like a large-scale sand sculpture scene!

There is a creature in the world

Even girls find it difficult to understand

That’s right, it’s the straight man!

Chatting with them

It’s not the feeling of heartbeat

It’s the heart! muscle! stem! Stuff!

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Let’s take a look at the chat records posted by netizens with straight men

Hahaha

They are just giant sand sculptures on site!

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NO.1

You are quite popular as a teenager these days

A girl wants to invite you to a movie

But you treat your looks as perfunctory?

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NO.2

They say the eyes are the windows to the soul

This straight man

It’s not your eyes that are blind

It’s your heart that is blind!

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NO.3

When a boy gives a girl lipstick

he hopes that the girl will return a little bit to him every day

Why don't you think you've run out of paint at home?

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NO.4

A dog’s mouth cannot spit out ivory

It’s you!

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NO.5

When a mermaid meets pickled fish

Can a cup of milk tea solve the problem?

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NO.6

Don’t tell me

When you burp

It’s true TM is tempting

After just one look, I no longer have the heart to eat

Okay: Friends are over!

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NO.7

Are pigs the only ones that can fly?

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NO.8

It doesn’t matter if straight men don’t feel sorry for others

Why the hell do you think I look like a bitch?

I’m just a bitch

What’s up!

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NO.9

There is a present day every year

There is a present day every year

You The blessing has been received

Your face will be forgotten from now on

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NO.10

Say goodbye and say goodbye

The next one will be more handsome

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NO.11

Who are you calling a piece of shit?

You are the piece of shit

Your whole family is the piece of shit!

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NO.12

Little sister is the name of yesterday

Old sister is the name of the future

Please call me today

Successor of Socialism

OK?

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NO.13

I don’t want to see you today

I will make you unable to reach your height tomorrow

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NO.14

So deep into the drama

Why don’t you become an actor

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NO.15

Has the price of pork increased recently?

Have you been poor for too long?

Are all straight men so "salivating"?

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NO.16

No care, no pity, no care

What is the use of this boyfriend?

Just be single by yourself

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NO.17

You are the one in my eyes

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That piece of eye guano, okay

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NO.18

There is no free lunch in the world

Not even Free Girlfriend

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Prosperous and in a trance

The experience of chatting with straight men is really amazing

As if In two parallel universes

The brain circuits of straight men

I am afraid that girls will never be able to understand them in their lifetime, right?

Are there any such weird straight men around you

Let’s comment below